Ami go the FUCK home!!!

Ami go the FUCK home!!!

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This is what I hate; retards like you that sit on your fat ass all day browsing the catalogue waiting to respond to the OP first. I never get yous on this site no matter how hard I try so getting the first post is important. What if I have something constructive and/or informative to say, but can't, because of assholes like you that have no decency or respect for others? Imagine getting off to taking that opportunity away from someone. I'm not even going to try to get through to you retards, because it's the same thing no matter what board I'm on. Enjoy your "fpbp" responses, because that's literally all you have in your miserable fucking life. Fuck you, seriously.

>Complaining about the only thing protecting Germany's kleine Bütthole from a Russian cock missile

>Russian cock

A literal non-threat.

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>Having a weaker military than Thailand, the land of shemale boipussy smiles

Well, Hans? Any response?

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>a weaker military

So true. Please leave Nato at once, you're fucking embarrassing and you're dragging the rest of us down.

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Fpbp
>fpbp
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and yet we still beat your ass, Let that sink in Hans

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Stalin beat their asses. Uncle Sam just joined in and took all the credits.

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no, pic rel provided Stoff for the Stalin who in turn beat Germany with waves of meatballs. had there been no Stoff, there would have been no waves

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thank God my truck was assembled in Japan. These mfers here will fuck your shit up just becuz they can

:D

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USA won every battle of consequence in the Vietnam War. Unfortunately it was not a war that military might could win.

morgenings, fren :D

Has germany ever won a war?

*sighs in history

Blow it out your ass fuckin euro faggot B^)

Gute Morgenings indeed! :D
Trying to get on a wörkable caffeine level right now.

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Who's Ami

>t. DDR

Ami project email clusterfuck incoming? :D my gondolenzes, good sire :D
IV drip coffee might be in order

So no? That flag sure didn't faggot

Okay ... technically it was Preußen but then again, I consider everything norf of me Saupreißn

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>t.Schlomo

Thx! At least can take it a bit slower today. By now "weekend" is a time when my phone simply does not ring that much to distract me from the actual wörk. ;)

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Hundred Days' War (in coalition, saved the day at Waterloo)
1864
1866
1870
just to name the few. not my job to point out your lack of education

*laughs in 1866

*laughs even harder in Karánsebes

The only thing Habsburg officers were ever able to successfully invade were the whorehouses around Vienna ...

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shame wiki does not document those
>opposing sides:
>Franz - Collette
>casualties
>syphilis - short term bow leggs
>result indecisive prostitute victory

Well, the advisors still managed to sell it to the Kaiser as a "glorious and successful bayonet charge" :DD

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Delet this

>Pickelhaube assumes far more sexual meaning...
oh boy oh boy oh boy

Sorry, my fellow connaisseur :)

Geneva Convention demands that it has to be properly lubed at least :D

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>lube it
no other pic can be posted after this

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>dat hand sign
>Hitler confirmed a white supremacist

>Damnit, even the Führer is one of them ...

... now HOW are we supposed to sell this to public relations?!

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legit answer. usa is just a showpony. they are a joke in terms of winning any war. their only job is to create war for the kikes.
that's why both of them must die.

at one point, russia will have no excuse anymore. then shit will literally go down.

>pPrepare zhe mine shafts!!

Hiding on the dark side of the moon has unfortunately proven itself as a non-viable option ...

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