Brit/pol - morning edition

Getting some mad tinder heat rn though do really tempted to book out lol

Let's take our country back from the Bullingdon bully boys currently threatening our democracy with an election!

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Chicks dig that dark brooding nutter look ;)

>hate crime victim

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good morning

his face reminds me of the banana

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Haven't been paying attention for a while. Did the whole "delay parliament's bill with amendments and filibusters until it adjourns" plan get fucked or something?

>Q. If machine learning is so smart, how come AI models are such racist, sexist homophobes? A. Humans really suck
theregister.co.uk/2019/09/05/ai_racist_sexist/

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We must be ever vigilant. Hate crimes are everywhere.

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Thought I was off work and only going back on Sunday but I just realized I actually have work today. It's probably the EUs fault, as usual. Need Brexit we do

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Its the EU's fault that 40 hours a week doesn't always cover the food bills

Its the EU's fault I pay bank charges when I can’t cover the bills

Its the EU's fault my rents gone up again

It's the EU's fault my youngest couldn't get into the local school

It's the EU's fault I’ll never own a home

It's the EU's fault my eldest still live at home past their teens

It's the EU's fault the kid got stabbed in the park the other night

It's the EU's fault my parents couldn't see a doctor for 6 weeks

It's the EU's fault I cant find them good social care

it's the EU's fault the main road into town is congested every morning

Its the EU's fault I spend fifty five pounds on train tickets each week

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Be Hong Kong protest for less government and more Democracy

Be UK socialists protest for more government and les Democracy

We live in strange times.

It’s not going to happen and when it doesn’t happen that’s when people die

>Brexitmongs think the ones who shut down parliment are the "democratic" option
>Brexitmongs think the past 2 prime ministers we've had that weren't democratically elected are the "democratic" ones
But as long as you write something at least vaugley intelligent sounding we can keep pretending.

may was eventually elected tbf

>more government

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unsucked dick user here
how was it laa, she fit?

>that weren't democratically elected
prime ministers are never democratically elected retard they're just incidental to the party, if you voted based on who would be PM as a result then you're the dumbdumb

Give it a rest u utter cunt

Don't let facts blinker the liberal cunt

prime minister is NEVER democratically elected you fucking mong

the iq of this post LMAO

good morning, what shall i do today

Nazis btfo t b h

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drink until you can't feel the pain

masturbate and smoke marijuana

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yeah but what else

I’m giving it til then 31 October then after that I’ll be shooting

>prime ministers are never democratically elected retard they're just incidental to the party, if you voted based on who would be PM as a result then you're the dumbdumb
You mean kind of like how Brit/pol/ was wanking over UKIP for ages because they wanted are Nige in?
Either way that's a retarded point, a scapegoat and just Tory COPE, seeing as how every general election is centered around the pontential PMs representing their party. Then again you probably just tick the box with the candidate that wears your favorite parties tie colou,r you mong, so I can see why you'd say that.

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No you stupid dumb cunt we are leaving, that’s democracy

The whole lesson with all this is that people need to check what their individual MPs actually believe, rather than just blindly voting for a blue rossete, Peter was 100% right about the referendum

the sooner people understand natsoc as a primarily spiritual movement the sooner we can be rid of cringe debates like this

>cropping out Lizzy vaid

WHHHYYYYY

youtu.be/ZIaHhnJm6Fs

Based Wogs

My friend recommended to me that I lie more on my CV. Does it work?

>every general election is centered around the pontential PMs representing their party
only in your head you americanised fucking imbecile.

State of this cope. Can't believe people who frame themselves as the Democratic option are screaming "OUR LEADERS AREN'T DEMOCRATICALLY ELECTED!" as a defensive point lmao

>every general election is centered around the potential PMs representing their party
stop larping you low iq faggot

As long as you can get someone to vouch for your lies

Woke up too late to go to boxing lads

see and low iq bait you mong cunt

It's just grades.

>people who frame themselves as the Democratic option
when did anyone say that? we're just pointing out that PM isn't ever democratically elected and you're retarded for using that as an argument

Oh like school or uni grades?

>fuck like a robot

Wtf does that even mean? Cold, mechanical, and you might get your cock mashed by a geartrain?

There's a pretty huge difference between wanting a person to become PM and supporting their party, and thinking that means that they themselves are the focal point of the election
>Tory cope
not a Tory though, never have been, we don't have a Tory party where I live
>Then again you probably just tick the box with the candidate that wears your favorite parties tie colou,r
well, no, I'd say you are since you seem to be the only person here who thinks that that's the way UK elections work
>scapegoat
don't think you know what that word means desu it doesn't make any sense in the context of your argument

>thinks you vote for the PM

Mong

depends on job. asda? they'll never check.
something a bit more academically inclined? they'll probably want to see certificates

Space Raiders

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Good Morning user,the Sun is out the birds are singing and the bunnies are frolicking in the grass.
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>Farage side by side with a grotesque alien
accurate

Am proper hard me, dont even look at me wrong t b h lads, when I'm in the pub everyone stays away from me because I'm so hard

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stop taking Viagra then

>the Sun is out
but it isn't though, and there's no grass in sight, just tarmac

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lizzy was fit as fuck

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me brothers 'arder than your brother. simple as

>spiritual movement

You been reading savitri devi and miguel serrano then? What a pair of whackjobs.

>dude, nazi yoga lmao

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yes stop having babies white pepol. meanwhile we keep funding and not dealing with the fucking fly eating dung loving niggers in africa having 7 babies on average.

I aint got a brother, me da was too scared of me to go near me ma again

Whatever you say, buddy.
You've not actually provided any points yourself, you most boring and irrelevant of tripfags, besides hurling tired and overused insults like a floundering spastic who's just nodding along with the people on "his side".
>when did anyone say that?
Almost every day on here mate
>There's a pretty huge difference between wanting a person to become PM and supporting their party
If you want someone to be prime minister you obviously support their party
Nope, just saying we voted for a party under a leadership we were happy with not May and this current mong we've got

everyone in this thread is laughing at you, for your shit quality bait and lack of substance in your argument. surprised you even bothered to post again.

>spiritual
Lmfao, cope more you btfo mong Who cares lmfao, no wonder you’ve never had sex

Most of them don't believe in direct democracy, in most places it's a choice between shit and more shit

God it’s good to be English

Everyone thinks its bait cos youd have to be a proper retard to not realise how our governments are formed. You vote for your local mp not the fucking pm.

>Whatever you say, buddy.
good one

>Almost every day on here mate
so you're arguing against people who may or may not be here right now, who may or may not represent the general consensus of brit/pol/? nice larp

what's wrong with them exactly?

Try snares or a .22 air rifle.

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So, Boris' options are:

Delivers the letter to EU but bribes some country to shoot down an extension (seems most likely to me).

Advises queen not to sign the law in (this would be a constitutional disaster)

Calls a no confidence vote in himself to force an election (so many amusing outcomes)

An obscure piece of parliamentary procedure to force in a delay

i don't deny natsoc is socialist btw
no hitler without marx

>Sikhs are based guys
ummm sweetie

I keep telling you im married and Jow Forumster than you. Also i have never had catastrophic mental issues resulting in me trying to kms (you couldnt even get that right you fat failure). Better than you in every way.

GCSE shit and a Btec.

That makes sense.

The referendum demonstrated why direct democracy will never work, you always require a legislature to actually implement result, you'll have people arguing how the result needs to be implemented, and if the Parliament is mostly people who supported the other option they could try and sabotage it, Switzerland the example of direct democracy , has had "legally binding" referendums be ignored.

sounds like he's done a number on you lad

Boris' option is to resign so we can have a government of national unity that will revoke Article 50 and put us back on our course of integration with Europe which is our destiny #FBPE #StopTheCoupe

oh fuck lad just lie.
No one cares except doe uni applications

Evening bongs

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DAILY REMINDER that the Boris Bikes idea was NOT stolen from Ken Livingstone.

>"I feel bad about knocking one of the London left's most cherished articles of faith – but Ken Livingstone did not 'hand over' London's public bike hire scheme to his successor and Boris Johnson did not 'steal' the idea from him (Diary, 20 June). The Tories proposed a public cycle hire scheme in London on 12 September 2007. It took until the following February for Ken to make a similar commitment – seven-and-three-quarter years after he became mayor – and no work was done to implement it in the three months before he left office. The only thing he handed over to the new City Hall team was a well-stocked wine cupboard."

- Andrew Gilligan, Cycling commissioner for London

source: theguardian.com/theguardian/2014/jun/23/boris-johnson-bikes-ken-livingstone

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Oh wait... you never do because you’re a LARPcel lmfao

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That is just nature user, nothing to be perturbed about, everything must eat and everything eats Rabbits including me. It does not detract from the beauty and wonder of the rural morning.

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Boris's one option.

Get told by the Parliament he has to ask for a time extension for Brexit.
Goes to EU and asks for time extension till one day after the next election.
EU will not agree as it solves nothing and it will only be a matter of weeks away at best.
Boris didn't break any laws. The law does not state what extension is to be asked for.
Run the clock down. Leave Oct 31st

Alright cools, thanks lad.

Reminder that if you don't take the gympill you're cucked and owenjonespilled.

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based gull

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>gym
Enjoy your failed joints

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