Nuclear conspiracy?

I may be an idiot but nuclear energy seems magical to me. Uranium has millions of times more energy density than coal and can functionally, to the human life span, produce energy indefinitely. There's nuclear energy in the sun and the earth's core and it just goes on producing immense amounts of energy forever.

I feel like I'm being lied to.

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Aliens deactivated every single nuke on the planet

you just need to learn more physics.

Theres a lot of radioactive waste, the reactor become radioactive, the cooling system, the lot. They should find how to extract energy from those wastes too

>GUYS! IT'S ALL WIZARDRY GUYS! I SWEAR GUYS! IT'S INSAYNE! I COULD EAT URANIUM AND NOT DIE, I'M SO SMART, MY MOM SAYS I HAVE 147 IQ! NUCLEAR ENERGY DOESN'T MAKE ANY SENSE! IT'S SMALL HATS WIZARDRY! AND DON'T TRY TO EXPLAIN TO ME HOW NUCLEAR ENERGY WORKS, OR YOU'RE BANNED!
>LOGOS IS RISING!

Calm down.

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The problem isn't where to find the energy, its to harness it in a way that allow its distribution afterward that is efficient. Like yeah sure there is a fuckton of energy in the earth mantle, but good fucking luck getting to depth where it would be worthwhile without loosing all the heat by diffusion into the colder bedrock surrounding the piping.

But anyway who gives a shit about that, we're literally only a few years away from real fusion reactor that can make fuckton of energy from continuous nuclear reaction, to the point that we have prototypes on the way.

it’s people like you who halt scientific progress

Ecofags shit a brick anytime you even think about building a nuclear power plant because it takes away the fantasy they have of everyone eating bugs and living like negroids

Explain how uranium the size of a dime could power my home for a year, Einstein.

No, you're supposed to comment : Logos is rising, or you're banned.

Drink some Radium water and see what happens

Because energy is equivalent to mass multiplyed speed of ligh squared, where c is a number equal to 300.000. Did you learn the math in school or you pass class due to affirmative action?

Fusion and fission can be seen in basic physics and chemistry. Not at all difficult to understand, really.

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You know everybody has heard of e=mc^2? You think you're giving me some revelation by telling me a formula I've heard a thousand of times before?

Now you know how the guy felt when he found out he could harvest coal for energy

>nuclear energy seems magical to me
Its pretty crazy when you think about how much energy is tied up in matter. Consider how much energy is in the mass of your own body. It is the equivalent of like 100,000 Hiroshima bombs. You are a walking talking mass of energy that would destroy a planet if released.

>I may be an idiot
You are and at least you're being honest with yourself.

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The problem is extracting that power in a useful form, everything is so fucking inefficient. Even Fission and Fusion are what, 12% efficient at best?

Read a book or keep believing it's a conspiracy you nutsack. You think you're going to get a two-sentence explanation you find satisfying on Jow Forums?

It's 100% efficient at burning a chicken roast.

quantum gravity says it's not correct

I think you people don't know anything more than I do.

Not as dense as a gaseous bubble of air underwater though

If they are being mean, they are insecure in one way or another, either in themselves or about the information presented.

a nuclear plant works by putting radiated uranium bars into water, the water evaporates and creates energy.

That's some dumb shit isn't it?

no i'm being serious, this is how it works.
watch these highly skilled nuclear scientists explain it to you.
youtube.com/watch?v=obpUQXXlrA8

Probably the dumbest energy producing method I have ever heard in my life.

You know infinite energy is everywhere

merci mais je pense ca fou

how is it dumb? it has a high efficiency you're just a retard.
>muh free energy
lmao you are one dumb man.

Go grab some uranium ore then faggot it's all over

That's steam energy.

That radiated uranium is still producing energy in isolation and independence of any other reactions. That radiation uranium could be put underwater, it could be put inside of a solid impenetrable mass, or it could be put inside of a vacuum and it's still going to produce energy indefinitely.

I may be dumb

but I know that's a really stupid way to produce energy as Uranium is a scam.

Get an Elite University Physicist to tell us again how wonderful it is man went on the moon


hahaha

appeals to authority get bent you phoney vampire

yes but i'm not sure we can exploit that energy though, most of the Nuclear plants we have are actually hydroponic powered by Uranium.
i'm not a specialist in those domains though, i just know a bit about it because France gets most of its energy from Nuclear power plants.

>TV told me Nuclear bad! burning coal good!

>hydroponic
meant to say Hydraulics lmao

Eh naw pal did I say that?

I said Zero Point Energy utilising sub atomic resonance

YOU FUCK

>look all those made up things i just made up!

You do require depleted uranium for cold fusion though

everyone knows that

a part from you

Who the fuck thought it was a good idea ?

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lmao amerimutts visibly.
i don't remember if they talk about the fact that one of the uranium bar was found in the hands of the Italian Mafia or some shit like this kek.

t. non-npc red-pilled PATRIOT

kek

The real conspiracy is anti nuke. All those dumb leftard anti nuke plant protests are whipped up by coal companies who would take major losses - nuclear can do everything coal can do except make steel, do it better, and do it cheaper. The protesters also get money from the Russians and Chinese because not building breeder reactor power plants harms our military ability to build nuclear bombs.

Without that interference we'd be on damn near 100% nukes and renewables for power by now, and muh emissions would be fucking cratered even without the shale boom giving us cheap domestic natgas.

>nuclear energy seems magical to me.
because you are stupid

I laughed but I don't agree with you

>I may be an idiot but nuclear energy seems magical to me.
I’m sure you also think that cameras can steal and imprison your soul in a photograph.

I think so

like the Native Americans

>I may be an idiot but nuclear energy seems magical to me
Well at least you know you're an idiot. That means you know more then someone who doesn't know he is an idiot.

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