Meme help

The German army gets new uniform. I suggest Jow Forums helps designing it.

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Here is the whole new collection.

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Where the fuck is this even from?

>German "army"
kek kek kek

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WTF

I thought of a rainbow camouflage suit. I hope I can find one on the internet.

As long as they keep refusing linking the Bundeswehr with the Reichsheer tradition (they're obviously not going to link it with the Wehrmacht so I'm not even gonna ask for that) but instead with the german Jäger tradition, the uniforms always gonna look like shit. They Reichswehr already reached a peak with it's uniforms, only topped by the SS and Wehrmacht later on, just copy the style and at least we would have the best looking army, despite it being terrible in any other sector.

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You really have to ask?

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we are getting fucked too, our army is severly underequiped, as a paratrooper i jumped 7 times this month, but only once in a french plane, for the 6 other jumps we borrowed a plane from... sweden

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Unironically this, minus the swastika on the chest eagle. But it'll never happen.

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Also found these on Jow Forums a few years ago.
Not sure how effective they're in combat but it's peak field aesthetic.
1/2

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Kekistanis

2/2

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This may look good

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Yes but if hes in the woods will he drink his own pee?

Where the fuck do you Australians find these?

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Yeah I know, what do you expect anyway from a globalist jew president. He doesn't want the warmy to succeed

now you mention it he does look like Bear Grylls

Isn't this the guy that made knowingly spreading HIV no longer a crime where he was?

Hes both gay AND Jewish AND Californian.

Those are Asiatic eyes.

Interesting colors but shouldn’t there be some pink in there somewhere?

Looks like squinting to me

What the fuck is up with European countries? Bunch of faggots who never grew the balls. At least I can be proud of my forefathers, who told the king to go fuck himself. Fukken German army wouldn't last ten minutes against some red neck militia in Idaho. Who the fuck do they think they're kidding?

Done

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It has boots that can be delivered on schedule.

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WHy do they always dress like babies?

Ever gone outside on a sunny day?

The east germans get it right. Keep everything traditional just update the belt buckle with *current state coat of arms*. Its really not that hard.

>youtube.com/watch?v=6F35yYYiikk

>ywn see the germans piercing step again
the modern german army keeping the same army swing but with out the step just looks odd

> German army

that was a good one

The current state of the army is a joke. So here is my suggestion.

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>minus swastika
wew, laddie, what's wrong with you!?

Sometimes I wish cold war never ended. DDR looked fucking based and xna you imagine news stories of nigs getting lit up by warpac borders.

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no wonder

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Would Ally with

Do the ones without rifles have their thumbs hooked into a pocket or were they just required to hold their left hands at a weird angle?

If it isn't broken then don't try and fix it.

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>german
>army
Don't you guys even think about it.

The prusian trousers are superior.
The american trousers baggy at the bottom make you look retarded.

they are holding their scabbards in place so they dont kick them when stepping

Holding sword sheaths.

>after reinstating the old uniform and changing name to Wehrmacht German military sees a tsunami of applicants

This. Knee height boots with tucked in trousers > flimsy parade shoes and labourers trousers
Cant fucking believe our military marches in that shit. Fucking Russians and chinks only get it right nowadays.

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Who needs to see anyways?

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>The German army gets new uniform.
Tag Z first

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>it was real in my mind

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NVA