Croatian cousine

I had a croatian gf three years ago. She could not cook for shit. She was also just kind of a boring normie.

But man, if I don't miss her big tiddies, her thicc stocky lower body, and busting fat loads daily into her beefy pussy.

She hit me up the other day. Almost makes me wonder if it's worth it brehs.

France?

>thicc stocky lower body,
sounds gross. only attractive girls from ex yu are tall and thin.

aw yes the native southeastern european pineapple

it that homemade sour cream in the jug?

Is that hummus + pineapple?
Never thought of that combo, could indeed be tasty
Good idea, Croatbro.

Is burek Croatian or Serbian?

Love that shit

Argeta is top tier desu

It's albanian

At least it's real honey i hope?

As opposed to fake honey...

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She was just really muscular and high E. Had those deadlifting legs.

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tall and thin women are bitches

HONEY ON NUTELLA ON A WAFFER??!!!
OH THE HUMANITY

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>New England cuisine

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Those things scare me. They look like sea cockroaches. They're also cannibals.

it's just a way to eat butter

>The Mutt fears the New England lobster

All you fags eat is just burgers

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what made you imply I don't like eating butter?

wtf is that shit
sacrilege

Burgers? I eat pizza, imitation mexican food, corn-doggers, sushi from Tokyo Joes, and sometimes Noodles and Co.

>"What? I eat all of this processed food!"

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I love seafood friend. I am from New Orleans

>tall and thin women are bitches
And fat ones. And ugly and old ones.
And the very good looking women too

Basically. We both know you're getting your sea roaches from Red Lobster. (Enriched with onions) I doubt you're driving all the way up to booth-bay to get the lobster.

You laugh, but it's a thing. They make it in a fucking chem lab.

Why is foreign food so bad?

pic related what I'm having now, can't get this stuff anywhere but England

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Where's your cousine ??? Is she hot ? Need to fap.

The fuck is that? A turtle shell with onions sauce and Wasabi on fries?

literally mashed peas

>SLOP
>O
>SHIT

pie and chips with mushy peas, you're missing out lad

They call it 'bangers and mash' no joke, it's peasant food. Those fries don't even look fully cooked.

Wow he must really like the peaness

>they call it bangers and mash
No that's sausages and mashed potato you mong, this is chips and mushed peas

Bangers and mash, also known as sausages and mash, is a traditional dish of Great Britain comprising sausages served with mashed potatoes. It may consist of one of a variety of flavoured sausages made of pork, lamb, or beef. The dish is sometimes served with onion gravy, fried onions, or peas.

She doesn't sound very appealing at all.

what do mashed peas taste like compared to mashed potatoes?

>comprising sausages served with mashed potatoes
Thanks for proving my point, ye fookin idiot.

It tastes the way this feels.

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not really comparable, mashed peas have a delicate sweetness whereas mash potato is hearty stodge

yeah I do like the subtle sweatness of peas tbqh but it is weird to put it on french fires

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It's better than the shite your Mexican and Canadian neighbours slather on their chips that's for sure.

Poutine is delicious but I normally just dip fries in ranch dressing. Also if you don't like Mexican food I feel sorry for you

You're probably thinking of texmex...

Mexican French fries?

that's good as well

Thank Lucifer Uk 5 eyes is funded trying to destroy self defense rights and gun ownership laws in the USA instead of the Queen throwing money at actual problems.

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Ok nobody cares about your blog post.

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Made this to commemorate my American brothers (yes this is a single serving)

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>this is a single serving
THICC

WTF is that shit, you nigger?
You dishonor your ancestors

that is the center of your flag

If you're a balkanigger and you're mum doesn't know how to make this your mums a failure

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But goulash is Hungarian.

>If you're a balkanigger and you're mum doesn't know how to make this your mums a failure
Said a croat showing literal mashed shit, carrots and potatoes

do you honestly eat 3 pretty big burgers in one sitting?

>mad smrd whose mum doesn't have smoked sausages
Also potatoes don't go into it you culture less swine
I eat once or twice a day and I'm a big goy

how is croatian pizza?

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pls b real

What's the best way to fuck a Croatian woman? There's one at my work. Pretty hot. Has a bit of a hard Olga vibe at times. My gut is go in strong and show money. Advice?

This is what Goan cuisine looks like. R8 I guess. Can't wait for POO comments

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what does the pink stuff taste like?

Absolute trash can tier in my town.
almost all fast food here is really bad, that's why I make it myself

It's called Sol Kadhi. It's one of the most weird/tasty drinks and difficult to explain. Sweet yet sour(but not too much), contains coconut paste and has undertones of spices

rakshaskitchen.com/sol-kadhi-kokum-kadi-goan-kadhi/

Coconut flavor and sweet and sour flavor is good. I eat Thai food sometimes and it is like what you are describing

Bingo. Thai curries and Goan cuisine is pretty darn similar

Napolitanke fuck yeah. Some of you guys are alright.

you can tell its legit honey and not fake chemhoney by the fact there's no label on the jar - means a local beekeeper made it

Yeah you retard. There is a difference between organic honey, and honey that gives you diabetuuus

based and redpilled

usually pretty shit
ironically enough often times bakeries have better pizza than pizzerias

of course the best is homemade pizza, just buy some dough from a bakery, slap some tomato sauce, ham and tons o' cheese on it and roast it in the oven for half an hour

I am positive the sugar in any kind of honey will give you diabetuus in you abuse it.

What is the fried object at 5 o’clock