I earnt 200 quid today and I’m home and showered by 1pm imagine being a NEET doley and having to wait a month to just come close to that sort of money fuck that life get out and work you ingrates
Nathaniel Baker
Someone give me some good wank material
Sebastian Mitchell
First day ever in brit/pol/
Michael Richardson
Why are women so fuckin useless, 1300 she said she’d be here. Then I accepted 1330. She said she was getting a sandwich and leaving at 1322, just text her now asking if she’s left expecting her to say she’s here... nah, “just about to leave” What the fuck
Nothing, the wider party is beginning to turn on him. This is the beginning of the end. All these retarded 18D cum weaving answers are just trite. He's fucked it, we'll have to see what happens with the next PM.
I was a sex haver for five years. Now I'm single and probably will be for a long time. I've learned a lot about women living with one for five years
Luke Torres
It is if you live outside of london
Aaron Hernandez
Not sure I want to share my best material with you ??
Isaiah Brown
probably got fucked over by some vile slag??
Dylan Evans
I can’t even fucking kick off about it cause she’ll do one of her fucking “I don’t think I should visit for a few days while you’re being angry” RRRRRREEEEEEEE CUNTS
David Brooks
Now that I understand what and who your Pakistani are a little better, what is their legal status? Are they legitimate British citizens? Are they "here" to stay?
Ryan Hernandez
>dont know what that means fuck off yank
Levi Phillips
Do public school educated peers say arse?
Wyatt Turner
>Deliver a no-deal Brexit and potentially face prison-time He would be a national hero. Which is what he wants.
Grayson Walker
If the House doesn't want to respect the people then why should Moggy respect the House?
Bentley Thomas
Depression's coming on again lads, finding it hard to feel again. Come five hours or so my state will have deteriorated to the point that I can't be bothered to finish a post.
I'll probably just get shitfaced and keep up the facade of being a Deano on social media.
This is deliberate control freakery. Lots of women do this. Not being in when she finally does turn up to let you off the hook is a nice reply, btw. When she complains, calmly remind her how long you waited.
Hudson Russell
have a cuppa and do some exercise lad
Luis Perez
I read about this one cuneiform inscription that was basically saying how kids dont respect their parents these days. And there was a weird runic inscription on orkney, when they finally translated it it said "ingaborg is a slag".
Carson Myers
Reminder Gove is the only reason we haven't had Brexit yet
I want to see my baby, don’t give a fuck about her. But if I say anything, no matter how calm or justified, I’ll get a text tomorrow saying something like she thinks I need a break for a few days so she won’t visit
He's cleaned out those pretending to be Tory, you mean?
Luke Anderson
with more people the police would be powerless. something is stopping people getting off their arses and getting out there. a million people turned up to protest Blairs illegal war. thousands of nogs burned London for the sake of some gang banger getting shot and made the police look like amateurs. but the loss of democracy and freedom isn't motivating enough for people which really makes you think
>be me >take compulsory GCSE Islam exam >write down a few anti-Islam sentences >school/exam board calls the police, and now my parents are involved >leave school, and never come back
Cateful dont want the staff to think youre having an episode and thorazine your arse.
Jacob Turner
God I fuckin hate her
Nolan Ramirez
Just seen a remain protest in my town. Prob a good 300 of them on a march. They were mostly old middle class women and onions looking soft old men. There was one youngish small guy who had a Daughter. His wife is probably at home getting rooted by a Leave chad.
They were shouting “this is what democracy looks like”.
A hour or so later on the same street there were a load of fatties dressed in black hoodies wearing anonymous masks and holding iPads up in a circle. They had “truth” written on their hoodies. Couldn’t see anything on the iPads though, looked like they hadn’t turned adaptive brightness off and so their screens had dimmer in the sun lol.
>I want to see my baby, don’t give a fuck about her See this is why she has you by the balls. You have to remember, she wants to offload the little brat onto you as much as possible over the next decade or so. You have to make her understand that you won't be run around. Otherwise she will do this to you for ever, and you will eventually snap. At which point, you don't get to see your kid at all. Appearing cool atm will pay dividents later.
How can you fucking mongs not understand that it's only BXP shills and COPEs on Jow Forums that feel this way? He has shat the bed and everyone was watching.
I just wanna walk off into the moors and live off mushrooms or some shit Fuck real life and fuck everyone in it, it’s just I love that little baby and can’t be away from it
