The fall of the USSR was the worst tragedy of the last few centuries. With it...

This is gold. I should have a KGB joke saved, just wait

There you go

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In a prison, two inmates are comparing notes. "What did they arrest you for?" asks the first. "Was it a political or common crime?" "Of course it was political. I'm a plumber. They summoned me to the district Party committee to fix the sewage pipes. I looked and said, 'Hey, the entire system needs to be replaced.' So they gave me seven years."

god, stalin's genes did not pass on well

gross

after the transition of the jewish-revolutionary spirit to the United States over the course of the late 70s, the UdSSR fulfilled no role to the jews and was subsequently destroyed from the inside

She also must be in her 50s and a drug addict

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"My wife has been going to cooking school for three years."
"She must really cook well by now!"
"No, so far they've only got as far as the bit about the Twentieth CPSU Congress."

USSR and jews broke up in the final years of Stalin's life. That's part of why he is so demonized in the west, he still managed to build a greater nation than Hitler ever could.

A man walks into a shop and asks, "You wouldn't happen to have fish, would you?".
The shop assistant replies, "You've got it wrong – ours is a butcher's shop: we wouldn't happen to have meat. You're looking for the fish shop across the road. There they wouldn't happen to have fish!"

"I want to sign up for the waiting list for a car. How long is it?"
"Precisely ten years from today."
"Morning or evening?"
"Why, what difference does it make?"
"The plumber's due in the morning".

USSR was inherently Jewish. Tf did you expect? And Stalin was a notorious Philosemite cocksucka

Literally a Reagan joke. He said it in a speech.

Comrade, why don't you move to Cuba?

A frightened man came to the KGB. "My talking parrot has disappeared."
"That's not the kind of case we handle. Go to the criminal police."
"Excuse me, of course I know that I must go to them. I am here just to tell you officially that I disagree with the parrot."

>god, stalin's genes did not pass on well
On the contrary. the granddaughter is a good example of stalin's degenerate genes. Stalin suffered from paranoia, was a manlet, had a "dry hand" (mummy hand) and had two toes as one from birth. A 100% degenerate. Today he would be a regular visitor to /pol

USSR was barely jewish. Nazis used it as an excuse and also hilariously they kept imitating the USSR despite claiming it's all run by jews. In the subsequent years as nazi get more and more insane they started making more and more insane claims about the real aspects of jews on soviet society, but the reality is, the nazis were the poor mans version of the soviets. They tried to replicate them in every way.

In the speech he said it was a joke told to him by a Soviet, faggot.

after stalin died it became compromised by revisionists and liberals and its collapse was inevitable

>Stalin suffered from paranoia
Common for those in vile regimes dominated by Jews

>was a manlet
As was/is most of the world. Your point?

>had a "dry hand" (mummy hand)
His hand got fucked up from some accident as a kid

>had two toes as one from birth.
Yah

Neither full capitalism or full socialism works well. There needs to be a balance.

There is.. its callled fascism. Or national socialism, which is their German take on it.

there is no such thing, the definitions for socialism you are using are liberal definitions taught to you by liberals to undermine the efforts of socialism and keep capitalism in power.

It’s collapse was always inevitable, brainlet. A society where there is no paper money and all is owned by the state is expected to fail.

disaster. once the americans stopped shipping them oil and supplies it was game over.

There is, it’s called fascism. And we will hang you on a pike, commie scum.

This

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A totalitarian government usually oppresses people, based on history. Nationalism with socialism without racial hatred or world domination might be alright.

oh god. nazis really are the most historically illiterate buffoons. no paper money lmao

Thank god we were saved from gommunism!

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Shouldn’t have fucked with America.

Clearly it wasn’t a disaster (German economic miracle). It only failed because of globohomo.

things are already all owned by the state, property is just state granted license to profit off of things. This is why you must pay taxes on it and it can be siezed if the state wants it for something.

Only the end stage of communism is stateless. Until then the state in one form or another already controls everything, the only question is who controls the state.

>A totalitarian government usually oppresses people, based on history.
No shit. Fascism extends beyond that and gives power to the common man.

>Nationalism with socialism without racial hatred or world domination might be alright.
That’s literally textbook fascism. Only Germans incorporated racial hatred

>there was no corruption or inequality in the USSR

Ironic since commies have to result to historical revisionism in order to make arguements.

the german economy in ww2 was propped up by foreign investment. once the foreign investors pulled out the economy collapsed and with it the joke of a reich. same thing happened with yugoslavia btw, as Tito was overly reliant on foreign credit. that's why every communist regime in history has had to learn to become self sufficient. something the nazis could never do, so they instead tried to trick everyone until the last possible second.

Well you can't say that you're a fascist today. Everyone thinks fascist = Hitler.

Fuck off commie kike

You can if you educate normies, desu

Show your flag bud.

Genius, if you had not been communist in first place the transition would have been less traumatic

The CIA wanted to send a spy to the Soviet Union and the spy that was selected had incredible qualifications. He was fluent in Russian, had perfect Cyrillic handwriting, had a vast knowledge of Soviet culture and mannerisms, could cook typical Soviet meals, and could keep up his act with a belly full of vodka. The mission was long-term infiltration of the Kremlin. The spy was dropped in a remote village where he approached a man and said, in perfect Russian, "Hello comrade, can you please tell me which direction is Moscow?" The man looked at him, and walked inside. Within minutes, the KGB was swarming the village and arresting the spy. While being interrogated, the KBG officials said "Quit the act, we know you are an American spy." The spy was baffled they (especially the man in the village) were able to tell so quickly, but tried to keep up the act for as long as he could. When he finally cracked, he said "Alright, alright, I'm a spy. I will tell you whatever you want, but please just tell me how you knew I was a spy because I devoted my whole life to perfecting my Soviet character." The official said, "You're black."

Dude, the German economy transformed from fucking nothing to the greatest economic powerhouse in the span of 5 years. Germans propped themselves up.

Fascism truly is the future.

The sad thing is that the Bolshevik revolution stopped one the of the biggest reforms for democracy in the world.

bullshit. russia had similar levels of inequality under the tsar. tsarist russia in its late stages was basically turbocapitalist. the brits and french and germans brought up half the country, inflation was rampant, people couldn't afford anything, the elites were living like sultans.

Also, what “foreign investment”? Kikes despised Nazis because they took the Jews out of power. Businesses operated on a fair level and had to report to an Economic minister.

You profited from stealing from countries like Poland.

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An English athlete, a French athlete and a Russian athlete are all on the medal podium at the 1976 Summer Olympics chatting before the medal ceremony. "Don't get me wrong" says the Englishman, "winning a medal is very nice, but I still feel the greatest pleasure in life is getting home after a long day, putting one's feet up and having a nice cup of tea". "You Englishman" snorts the Frenchman, "you have no sense of romance. The greatest pleasure in life is going on holiday without your wife, and meeting a beautiful girl with whom you have a passionate love affair with before returning home back to work". "You are both wrong" scoffs the Russian. "The greatest pleasure in life is when you are sleeping at home and the KGB breaks your door down at 3 AM, bursts into your room and says 'Ivan Ivanovitch, you are under arrest' and you can reply 'Sorry comrade, Ivan Ivanovitch lives next door'".

>USSR was barely jewish.
You're demented if you don't think that Jews ruled over the USSR under Lenin and Stalin. The secret police were destroying Orthodox Churches and torturing priests while the Jewish temples were never once touched. Nobody was allowed to say that they belonged to a certain ethnicity under fear of death while the Jews were allowed to have their very own RACIAL PARTY called the Bund in the bigger Soviet Congress.

Lenin was a German sponsored terrorist. They sent him armed and financed to Russia to cause as much mayhem and anarchy as he could. The commies looted as much as they could under their first months in power because they feared they will be overtrown by the locals at any moment and given time. Gorbachev however was indeed a Western puppet, just not an American one but French. The French convinced him to try to change from brutalist socialism (communism) to ''enlightened'' Western social democracy.

Usually they'll refer to things such as relocation to the pale settlement, but conveniently forget to mention that the resettlement happened largely voluntarily and many of them went along with it because they would be given government gibs to start their new lives as farmers, instead of as alcohol brewers who sold alcohol on interest and hoarded grain.

And that's not even going into all the shit the kehilot was involved with, and how they effectively worked as subversive shadow government within the Russian state, and outright prevented census information to the point where it wasn't even certain just how many jews existed.

>The fall of the USSR was the worst tragedy of the last few centuries. With it, died the last prospects of a good human society.
After it killed 60 millions people.... aw yes what a loss.

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Bluepilled: Ford, AT&T, Nestle, IBM
Redpilled:
modernhistoryproject.org/mhp?Article=WallStHitler&C=4.0

>fall of the USSR was the worst tragedy of the last few centuries
Nothing tragic about occupation regime fall.

>profited from stealing from countries like Poland

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>that's why every communist regime in history has had to learn to become self sufficient.
And they couldn’t because you can’t become sufficient without an economy.

>something the nazis could never do, so they instead tried to trick everyone until the last possible second.
Lol, sure bud. Is that why they cut off the free market and promoted domestic competition and removed the reliance on outside trading?

Stupid kike

A hotel. A room for four with four strangers. Three of them soon open a bottle of vodka and proceed to get acquainted, then drunk, then noisy, singing, and telling political jokes. The fourth man desperately tries to get some sleep; finally, in frustration he surreptitiously leaves the room, goes downstairs, and asks the lady concierge to bring tea to Room 67 in ten minutes. Then he returns and joins the party. Five minutes later, he bends to a power outlet: "Comrade Major, some tea to Room 67, please." In a few minutes, there's a knock at the door, and in comes the lady concierge with a tea tray. The room falls silent; the party dies a sudden death, and the prankster finally gets to sleep. The next morning he wakes up alone in the room. Surprised, he runs downstairs and asks the concierge what happened to his companions. "You don't need to know!" she answers. "B-but...but what about me?" asks the terrified fellow. 'Oh, you...well...Comrade Major liked your tea gag a lot."

This is how I know you're an american.

Ford was redpilled as fuck on the Jewish menace.

The fact you’re trying to demonize this and them just shows you’re a typical Bolshevik kike

...there are 74 years between 1917 and 1991.

At lest we used to be ethnostate back in Soviet times. Now french and german neomarxists are slowly pushing multiculturalism into my country. Old commies from 50s and 60s were basically race realists.

>t. brainlet
kek

2 things I want in this world:
A loving lg wife, and technology available to regenerate my foreskin and give me a normal penis

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>You're demented if you don't think that Jews ruled over the USSR under Lenin and Stalin

that doesn't even make sense. Stalin is the soviet leader jews hate the most.

>The secret police were destroying Orthodox Churches and torturing priests while the Jewish temples were never once touched
because orthodox priests at that were basically part of the ruling class. they were ingrained into the tsarist regime. they were incredibly powerful.

>Nobody was allowed to say that they belonged to a certain ethnicity under fear of death while the Jews were allowed to have their very own RACIAL PARTY called the Bund in the bigger Soviet Congress.

source source source

An American, a Frenchman and a Russian are alone on an uninhabited island. They catch fish for food and suddenly catch a Golden Fish, who promises to fulfill two wishes for each in trade for her own freedom:
The American: "A million dollars and to go back home!"
The Frenchman: "Three beautiful women and to go back home!"
The Russian: "Tsk, and we were getting along so well. Three crates of vodka and the two fellas back!"

Nice fucking commie source. All Jewish shills associated with Lyndon LaRouche's Executive Intelligence Review.

Who gives a shit about democracy? Fuck democracy

Once you become multicultural you can never go back. Only poorer countries that nobody wants to go to have a chance now.

Certainly better than a communist regime.

After a speech, Brezhnev confronts his speechwriter. "I asked for a 15-minute speech, but the one you gave me lasted 45 minutes!" The speechwriter replies: "I gave you three copies..."

Yes, muh capitalism is much better

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Let me ask you something before I make my point: Do you like LGBT?

I don't care how redpilled he was. The nazi goals were never just to remove jewish influence from europe. It was to exterminate eastern europe and create a nazi colony all over continental europe. And they were begging for foreign investment for it, and then got upset when the west declared war on them over it. The nazi regime in ww2 is probably the most pathetic form of conquest that ever existed.

>destroying christcuck churches
>a bad thing
Let the jews have their churches, notice how religious jews are a lot less harmful than the secular ones?

The only problem I see with the fall of the USSR is it didnt end with moscow getting carpet bombed.

Never trust a western yuropean rat. Theyre in the same bed with kikes.

Пoявляeтcя дикий гoблин!

Ok then, where has democracy gotten the U.S.? Democracy has destroyed the U.S. China will still be Chinese in 50 years, the same can't be said about the u.s., despite our "democracy" our "freedom" and our "tolerance". These liberal ideals are all a bad joke. They're literally disproved again and again by observable realty, yet we follow them anyway and pretend they're the end all be all, when they aren't

>It was to exterminate eastern europe
More Polish citizens voluntarily fought for Germany than the Allies. More Ukrainians voluntarily fought for Germany than the allies. More Romanians voluntarily fought for Germany than for the allies. The red army wasn't Russian, it was jewish. The White Army was Russian. Russians from the former white army supported Germany.

The USSR was shit.

I don't give a shit what people do as long as they don't use it to subvert the order of society.

Nobody cares back to cleaning toilets

>it didnt end with moscow getting carpet bombed.
Nuked.

>The fall of the USSR was the worst tragedy of the last few centuries. With it, died the last prospects of a good human society.
Communism is Jewish and therefore, inherently anti-White.

that's bretty gud quote, or did you make that up?

>Nobody cares back to cleaning toilets
You want to throw the White race into the toilet with your support of Judeo Communism.

I am guessing the average age on Jow Forums is 14 if they really think the USSR was a good thing.

The only good thing to come out of it was awesome Soviet national anthems for each country.

>Pudding pop defeats a superpower

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take your meds, you've created a whole alternative reality

It's just one example, but imagine if your government forced it onto you, like mandatory gay parades, or whatever else, and if you don't go along with it you get arrested, and you can never hope to change that policy. That's why totalitarianism sucks. It can be really based or really shit depending on if you agree with it.

Not mine.

"Comrade Brezhnev, is it true that you collect political jokes?"
"Yes"
"And how many have you collected so far?"
"Three and a half labor camps."