Can India do anything right?

SHIT IN IT.
I REPEAT.
SHIT IN IT.

Did they forget to do the needful?

FUCK

OFF

YOU

REDDITSPACING

FED

KEK

Superpoower 2020!

People that can't even use the toilet right shouldn't be attempting space travel. It just makes them look pathetic.

super power by 2030 lmao

beat me to it.

fly me to the moon
so I can poo among the stars

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Whats the point of sending a moon lander to the moon anyway? If we've supposedly been there already why keep sending shit back to it?

let me see what the loos are like
on Jupiter and mars

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didnt india have like 1/10 of the western budget and still produced as good results as the west? Doesnt this mean they can just send another one since it was extremly cheap to build the sat?

>be Indian
>shit on moon

>Scat sat
You can't make this shit up

India will allways be a shit hole

This shit's not funny anymore.
I want off.

kek

Good thing they didn't make it, they would have took a shit on the moon.

>tfw we have to put men back on the moon again so we'll be the first to shit on the moon

its clear this thread was made by a paki shill

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>Scammed mid-space.

I'm whiter than styrofoam, spic

Breed?

>as usual the amerimutt doesnt understand the joke

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Where would indian astronauts poo if there are no streets in space?

Hey senpai, Failure is still Progress, to all the Indian Bro's out there just making it near that point is already a feat in it of itself, with the budget being taken into account. Allow people to make their jokes and gags, but never make the mistake of letting them take you down.

Didnt they lose a nuclear submarine because they forgot to close the hatch as well

SOOPER POOPER 2020 AAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA

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Shut up ricenigger

In space, nobody can hear you poo.

You can't tell me that memes haven't changed reality

The Indians wrote your next flight's autopilot. Sleep tight.

>hello i am steve from windows support center. you have a virus on your computer. do you have teamviewer?

>can India do anything right?
pajeet programmers, we hacked the lander no problem. It's Canada's lander now.

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Yeah because The whites never failed on their moon missions.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_missions_to_the_Moon

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US is still hitching a ride on Russian rocket to go to ISS. You know why?
Because Space shuttles kept on blowing up and the whole program was scrapped.
Columbia blows up was 2003. 16 years ago.

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>60 years ago
ahahah try harder you pooper

poos have all the advancements layed out by them from the white man, but they can't capitalise shit.

POOPER POWER 2020

>comparing early 1960s attempts to 2019 attempts
At this pace America will be landing men on the moon again before Pajeet can land a single shit intact.

The Soviet moonshot was such a shitshow.
Literally 2 different parallel programs, started 3-4 years too late, both comically underfunded

>SCATSAT-1
Either pajeet on the inside or meme magic.

yep, them poor whites, never accomplishing anything, , better diversify em up, right, rabbi?

Here's a typical scientist from the Israeli space program.

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>two losses in three decades and 135 flights
>"kept blowing up"
The problem with the shuttle program was that engineers didn't have authority over managers when it came to potentially life threatening decisions. The lead SRB engineer begged NASA not to launch Challenger. And the engineers working the ill fated Columbia flight begged for a space walk or spy sat flyby to determine damage to the tiles.

In both cases ass kissing IQ 105 managers made the call.

in the LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

135 missions: 2 failures
1st failure was due to the need to regain the public interest in space in general
2nd failure was due to aging systems and original design flaws that were too expensive to fix

now we have the problem again of a public that doesnt have the interest in space

There were many manned shuttle flights after the Columbia disaster. It had nothing to do with the ending of the shuttle program, which had gone far past its intended retirement date

>US is still hitching a ride on Russian rocket to go to ISS. You know why?

Yeah I know why, because they used it way past the lifetime, its was designed to have a life time of 10 years, they used it for 40.

Its a testament to past american engineering that it outlasted it expected lifetime by 4 times the amount.

They can steamroll muslims in warfare lol

>SPACE...THE FINAL LOO
>THESE ARE THE VOYAGES OF THE INS POO
>HER MISSION
>TO BOLDLY SHIT WHERE NO INDIAN HAS SHAT BEFORE

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does he live in an xray machine

you forgot the part where the entire spaceshuttle design (and SSTO more broadly) is fundamentally flawed

F poo lander

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This. And again: If management listened to engineering Challenger would not have been lost. We would have had to mount a rescue mission to Columbia which...ironically...we were in the position to do at the time. Columbia would have been lost on remote re-entry but the crew would have been saved.

Your "hindigenous" Indian rocket is 99% Russian and European, Pajeet

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Kek

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>worked incredibly well
>"fundamentally flawed"
It cost more per flight than was promised. Way more. That's because it was a less than optimal design. NASA needed interest from other government agencies so the USAF got to throw their demands in the hat which fucked up the design goals. Then the USAF barely used it.

It's kind of like the F-35 in that respect. The F-35 is actually shaping up to be a decent fighter, but the bugs and cost overruns are a nightmare and it's all because "one vehicle for every fucking job."

But the fact that it flew as well as it did despite bone headed managers and politicians is, again, a testament to U.S. engineering by Y.T. The shuttle is something pajeet could never build.

Don't worry lad
We'll code your next Boeing flight plan.

>> 225783497

Do I need to download teamviewer for you to do that?

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didnt this happen months ago?
did i jump timelines again?
wtf

In other words.... do the needfull

loo l

perfect answer to his coding

>can India do anything right?
No

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that was an Israeli attempt that crashed
this one is the 3rd rate, copy/paste indian version

ohhh
lmao, pajeets and jews, i get the two confused
both poop colored beggers and scammers

funny thing is the LOS time on both: india actually did better than Israel although Israel reacquired signal but too late to recover

They will still be a “superpower” in less than 4 months lol

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Do airbags work well on moon like on Mars?

no fucking way

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glad these whites are getting outbred and betrayed by their own women

Space shuttle was not an ssto. They should have strapped it to the top of the external tank.

>RapidScat

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white advancements these days are chopping off their kids genitals and sex changes. dead defeated race lmafo

Great now they're leaving their shit on the moon too

NEAT

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put some on your next lander as a test and find out

I knew a guy who was bugging an Indian woman at work about their rat god. An SJW overheard and started lecturing him about implying they would have a rat God. The Indian woman corrected the SJW and told her they do have a rat god.

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>Almost to moon
Hello?
>pause
Ah, ahloe, dis is de Unytedd States Govberment. You have a warraunt out por you’re arres.
>hang up

Got from real reliable sauce.

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Will do

That is disgusting. The temple should be gassed.
By the way you are larping as there is no rat god. It's a temple of a war goddess.
Dunno about how those rats came. I don't live there.

Poo in loo?

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Sure they failed, plenty of times. The only difference is India has something white people didn’t have, and that something is white people to copy off of.

Unfuckingbelievable.

Severely underrated