Gf leaves computer unlocked when she goes out

>expecting gf to watch small dick porn

purchase penis pump

>having a gf
>not impregnating her
op confirmed homosexual

I'm basically average, around 6 inches, but these dudes are packing a girthy 9+, it's fucking insane

You can't compete. So let her have her fun.
But also let her know that you will be there for her emotionally and financially.

why the fuck would you post this on Jow Forums? what's political about cocks?

Go Swedepost somewhere else, Achmed. Here in the States we have the freedom to freely discuss male genetalia.

no home

Sounds like bullshit/bait stfu

If you are not lying, just dump her. People that watch porn have a fucking defect in the head.

typo on the aswer above. I meant no homo

another typo *answer

gross

It's a slide thread.
Or, OP is actually retarded, one of the two.

Get a wiffle ball
bat and some
crisco user.

I kind of like those
industrial kitchen
gloves too...have
fun

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document it and continue on like nothing happened. Only mention it if she gets irate over you looking at porn. If she denies it then drop that pick on her, pack her shit, and toss her out on the street because you dont have time for liars and hypocrites.

ask to watch based heterosexual small dicked porn with her.

Tell her the truth. You love big black cocks.

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Buy her a big rooster? And get yourself some hens.

hey jannies,
is this thread "off topic"?

Let her see your browser full of Big....

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fist her without telling her first

Fucking nigger.

checked.
this is the only solution.

I know what it’s going to be but I still look anyway everytime

Many people don’t understand how roasties got roastied.
You see fellas, when you start dating a nice girl and she is on the verge of turning whore, through things such as browser history.
You have to ruin her sweet little vag so no one else can enjoy it.
You have to overstimulate it constantly so she will never enjoy another man.

stop posting these, you're just annoying people and they're going to start associating IOTBW with annoyance

6 inches is a pretty good size actually. Maybe you are why she looks at big dick porn, since she thinks your dick is 9 inches too. Girlfriend inches are weird like that.

I got banned for posting that brazilian chimp dancing around.
FUCK JANNIES!

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And if he’s trying to hide the message you’re assuming 3 letter agencies aren’t going to click on the pic lol

Isn't that all porn? How is it different from her finding your big titty porn? You both need to stop watching porn.

Let her find the asian porn. All evened up m8.

this board is reddit 2.0
can't wait for infinity to come back

I didn't know they had internet in Nepal

now you do. but max speed they give us is 60Mbps. Actual speed is 20Mbps, which is literally dog shit because of high ping.

>Actual speed is 20Mbps
that must suck

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that's what I said

Happy Hannauka

Femanon here, I watch porn too.
It's normal.
Also, if she's watching it a lot lately she could be in that time of the month where hormones make her super-horny.
You should exploit it and fuck her hard.

Dump her faggot

at least you have Mount Everest, that's pretty neat

tits or gtfo

Holy fuck based

women who've had bigdig don't repeat because it's painful for them

I let my girl in on my cuckoldnl fetish and she took to it but didn't choose the huge dicks she could have got. She choose like barely above average guys.

Kinda annoyed by it desu. It's like you all get wet looking at them but when it comes time you want those comfortable dicks.

the truth is that guy will never enjoy his biger penis because he's cut

Kill her

This.

You are disgusting and your girl is a whore..

your opinion is invalid because you haven't shown us your tits
TITS OR GTFO

Eh, maybe, but I've had this damn fetish since I was practically a kid. I've tried to rid myself of it and it didn't work. I've fucked plenty of girls myself so I'm not worried about missing out on anything.

The problem is my girl being a slut turns me on. Thanks for reading my blog post!

it's not mine. I really don't give a shit about it tbqh. It's a false pride to have.

gore keeps the redditor away

>when she goes out
I bet you're white.

Watch out for STDs

underrated

No one plays with her before a full panel test. We also only have two other guys. Condoms are also used. Can't fully protect yourself but you can be responsible.

I agree though it's a degenerate fetish. I just can't help myself though.

Let me see it faggot, fuck jannies.

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Pretty sure that 2mb/s is still pretty good, even today and that 10mb/s, is just your average, cheapest option.

Yeah okay roastie I'm sure you are a paragon of virtue.

fill your browser history full of trannys.. put tranny wallpaper up.. tranny folders, tranny bookmarks. set your homepage to trannys.. then let her use ur pc

wholesome response

I've only had 2 partners in my life, so yes.

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What type of guys do you choose for her to fuck,is there a type or is it random. I would also think being around those said guys after must be somewhat weird.

isn't it also rife with trash and human corpses?

I remember 10 years ago, when the poster wasn't a faggot and actually let the tits be seen

Yeah and you are probably a young little thing. You look at big dicks on the internet and get off to them. Eventually you are gonna fuck around and succumb to easy attention. Maybe in your late ,20's could be 30s who knows. But very very few women have low partnet counts these days.

>only had 2 partners

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>talking about your girlfriend watching other men and masturbating looking at their cocks, and trying to spin it as something cute
>''wholesome''
Cuck

Are those guys your friends or something?

This. Then post results.

Slide thread

tits or you know the deal.

start clicking on videos on the sites she goes to that interest you. that way when she gets back on, all her recommended vids are more inline with what you like.

I did this to my ex gf. just spent a whole day clicking on anal videos, face sitting videos, and toy usage videos. did this for about two weeks. on the third she showed me some buttplay beginners kit on amazon she was interested in.
women are easy to manipulate

pic of girlfriend or it didn't happen

This.

trust and communication are the basis of every relationship if you are lacking in either everything falls apart. you need to talk to her about it or break up with her if it bothers you that much.

Basic ass women cant take a 9 inch dick. Literally have same size thick dick and have hurt women with it before. Just have good stamina too if you can last a long time that works too.

2 "partners" and 36 gangbangs

Set up a block filter on your network.

1.) TURN OFF VIRUS PROTECTION
2.) INTENTIONALLY INSTALL VIRUSES

Unironically this. Women are fooled by things like perspective and how it physically feels in her vagina. Literal measurements with inches don't matter to them, they just want you to ACT like you have a big dick and make them FEEL like you have a big dick.

It's difficult to explain to other men since we base our perception of the world through tangible facts, but it's just not the same with women. Every (slutty) woman THINKS she wants a massive horsecock right up until it's punching her cervix, but what they really want is one that is just rightly sized for them, and the cock that fills them up completely WITHOUT any pain is the one that is going to feel like a "huge cock."

As a quick rule of thumb, a woman will want a cock with as many inches as they are tall in feet. So, if you've got a tiny dick, go for a 4ft goblina or slanteye chick. If you've got a standard 5incher, you'll be fine with most average women. Pursue the 6ft+ danish nordic goddesses if you want, but if you don't want a talk about open relationships, bring a 6in to the table.

If you go over your inch-to-height limit, you're likely going to hurt her without some thought given to stretching exercises and lots of foreplay and lube. If you go under, it's going to feel like throwing a hotdog down a hallway for both of you.

Good luck Anons.

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Just jelq, my nigga.

For real, though. Dick size is one of the most important things in a relationship. Last year my dick barely reached 5.9 x 5 inches in size, and now i am 7.5 x 5.2 inches large (or 19 x 13.2 cm). I can't even put into words how much this changed my life. I'd probably have killed myself 6 months ago if not for penis enlargement exercises.

KEK HAS SPOKEN.

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Based numbers. Might as well install RedStarOS to keep that bitch on a leash.

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>dick size exercises
What are those like?

It is. Funny how these monkeys don't take pride on them.

install a keylogger on it