Brit/pol/ - Steak Bake Edition

Westminster voting intention:

CON: 35% (+3)
LAB: 25% (-1)
LDEM: 17% (+2)
BREX: 13% (-3)

via @OpiniumResearch, 04 - 06 Sep
Chgs. w/ 23 Aug

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Westminster voting intention:

CON: 31% (+10)
LAB: 28% (-3)
LDEM: 19% (+6)
BREX: 15% (-4)
GRN: 2% (-3)

via @Panelbase, 05 - 06 Sep
**Chgs. w/ May**

Morning lads

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Never forget that Edward is literally 5"5-5"7 as shown. LOL.

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Stfu about that. Whats your problem anyway?

Are you a brit?

Would be higher then, as corbyn is a faggot.

>Under a modern constitutional monarchy royal assent is considered to be little more than a formality; even in those nations which still, in theory, permit the monarch to withhold assent to laws (such as the United Kingdom, Norway, and Liechtenstein), the monarch almost never does so, save in a dire political emergency or upon the advice of their government.

>The last bill that was refused assent by the sovereign (on the advice of ministers) was the Scottish Militia Bill during Queen Anne's reign in 1708.[4]

all the ministers are pro-No Deal. seems pretty open and shut to me to kill this bill. what would the remainer response be? depose the queen? that's gonna look great

Where's that faggot who's ordering a fucking kebab because it takes him 3 hours to cook spaghetti bolognese lmfao

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>faggot.
Fuck off yank

Thanks lad

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Who here has tried a Bedfordshire clanger?

>faggot
Fuck off yank

done a big shop this afternoon lads.... purchased a melon as my big shop fruit

just eating it now

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imagine thinking spag bol takes 15 mins to cook, and wondering why you have no friends complimenting you on your food nor wanting to come round ever.
>hurr durr mince is brown must be ready

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Look at his gut and the tshirt he bought a size small to try and look ripped.

Why not a pineapple?

I'm not some septic tank you fag. Faggot is a british term you absolute cockwomble.

>cockwomble
fuck off plebbit

Imagine boating at taking a quarter of an hour to move your disgusting weak body only a mile and a half

> faggot has spent so long drinking cheap vodka and paying for cheap slavic pussy he thinks he can hear american accents over the internet now

It’s an English word but not a British term.

Had a cleveland steamer once

Failed at maintaining a relationship
Denied seeing his child
Has emotional break down
Admitted to mental ward
Can't cope with everyday ups and downs
Stays in mental ward though he can leave
Cam whores from mental ward
Constantly being BTFO on Brit/pol/

>B...but I'm 6" 1'

>60% of British men
>men

Six inches one foot?

Why are you making things up to cope with the fact I’ve mogged you lol

i cook my food, my food does not cuck me, faggot

didn't fancy the ones they had in, melons were nice and ripe - it's a cantaloupe

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MIGA

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Cant put a pineapple in the microwave for a bit then fuck it

So? He picks up words from yanks? How does that make him a yank ?

Rise of the Nazis on bbc 2 now

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Sausage, bean & cheese melts are better than steak bakes

Based

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Fact

good post

Truth

Huddling for warmth weakling?

Calling it, Hitler got power because he was angry and other people got angry to for no reason whatsoever. I don't even care about this shit, but the anti Nazis need to try and be honest with this, otherwise it just causes problems, and people question.

>novara
dropped

found a picture of eddie on a night out

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I get why you were asking about pullup alternatives now. Youd need a stepladder to reach the bar.

>cockwomble.

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I could literally hold you back with my hand on your forehead you midget

nice, almost forgot about that, hope I see some black Storm-trooper extras in 1930s Germany

Weird I just bought one of those for the first time in years myself. Maybe it will be a trend.

Invest in melons.

Who could possibly doubt the veracity of the BBC?

reddit

nah this lad has bigger biceps and longer forearms than Edward, too big for him

What a Chad

Imagine the smell

Idk

Post more pictures of yourself for validation, big lad.

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Then why can’t you post body?

They already saying Schleicher sought to use the Nazis against the ever rising power of the (((left)))

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I’m going to kick your fucking head in

Well why are you going on about topping yourself all the time? Youre putting me on a downer you inconsiderate cunt.

can you form an actual sentence or does being a midget hamper your brain functions?

I’m mogging britpol so hard, you can see all the Manlets huddling for protection and the meer glimmer of my biceps

>still won’t post body
Stay mogged

ASH SAKAR IS IN IT, FUUUUUCCCKK, WHAT HELL IS THIS?

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>left

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You sound like a batty boy

(((they))) never will. It will happen again. The left don't realise its their behavior that keeps creating and enabling the Villians of their nightmares. Such as Stalin, Mao, Hitler, Pol pot. They either elect their Villian or they behave in a way that creates him. Fuck communism.

leaked photos of lil e and snek

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>still a manlet coping that he's 6"1

You sound sexually and physically insecure

I'd kick him in the head t b f.

For fuck sake.
>Ye but fully luxury communism now innit

please don't ever post this ulgy poo faced commie here

>still no body
Mogged

Why is she in it?

CON + BREX = 48 / 46

3 / 5 % to uncuck the parliament

post body you incel

You misspelt villain twice

Imagine having a midge bird, and even she towers over you, kek.

it's a docu-drama and she's one of the commentators, I actually just want to die now.

Come on, you're the gym slave you're the one who's physically insecure lad

2 posts both about me. do you want my autograph?
still a manlet.

Why do they have to dress like people? I makes them look weird. They should just dress like Father Christmas's elves instead.

Can't the little guy get leg lengthening surgery or some shit

no i want you to post a picture of yourself or to admit you're a lying virgin

why are you so intimidated by him?

Kek. Are they pretending she's someone knowledgeable on the topic?

They should be forced by law to wear ashtrays as hats and stand outside pubs.

you want my autograph and you are huddling towards a manlet sucking eddie's cock, surprised you can type while gagging on him.

Why do you want to fuck him?

Steakixt then it is. What is the recipe for the sausage bean mix you speak of?

Who, eddie? I suppose he could ask the nuthouse medical staff.

Is it worth blowing up parliment now lads?

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yes lad, yes they are........

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