I could literally buy this right now

I could go live somewhere else for a year but I lack the motivation. The US has a lot of explore but I'm sitting in a dark room instead.

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You could buy that. Be aware there is nothing to do out there

>The US has a lot to explore
LMAO. The USA has nothing.

>The USA has nothing.
Let the record show that /pol is a America board.

I could probably feed raccoons and make friends.

It's so cheap because you need to spend a bunch on septic repairs or demolish the house. Houses in the area are like $300k or $500k

>Houses in the area are like $300k or $500k
Proofs please.

I stopped in Estonia during a cruise, went through your whole country in a couple of hours. You can’t even make it through Texas in same time.

Looks like it's sinking, user.

Probably. Maybe I should just rent.

Looks like there would be a meth lab nearby

>a fucking cabin

It's a dump and you get what you pay for, but if you wanna get out of dodge and it's just you, who cares? If the septic is bad shit and piss outside in a hole. Grow a beard and don't practice hygiene. Get a garden, and some chickens, and find a based country girl that likes that kind of thing. Do it.

We have better houses even in favelas here.

But we are your friends.

This is what I should do. I'm sick of working when there's nothing in it for me.

You could also buy property and camp on it. Looks like about the same amenities.

Shieeet, based.

Are there any Airbases nearby, that's that matters (for the nukenning).

DO IT. Don't move to a shitty city like LA like I did!!!!!
I plan to move back east in a few years when I have enough money for a house.
OP, if you can buy that house, DO IT. Live in that shit box and reap the rewards of paying barely any property tax and utilities for your rent.

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Buy it and you can live on a few hundred $ a month get food stamps , energy assistance, medicaid starve the beast

There's good restaurants in Des Moines. That's all that matters.
Also this, we're wherever you take us OP.

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that is a nice crackshack OP

be sure to tip your Somali neighbors!

Zillow you 12 year old mong

Youll get evicted

>spend a bunch on septic repairs
One man living alone can use a failed septic system for decades

>muh big size

Literal nigger tier bant

i saw a foreclosure yesterday on zillow for just $15k - it was runned down but still livable with a little bit of work. had a half acre yard too.

you would know eh zambo?

Do it. I'll stop by for a visit, now that I know where it is. You'll know it's me when I have ducktape. I like to carry duketape with me, its pretty handy. Also don't mind the bottle of chloroform, it helps me sleep at night.

Why are amerimutts so fucking poor they would literally accept and enjoy living in trailer parks?

It *IS* the meth lab.

Explain me like I'm an idiot: Why are homes in California so expensive?
You can buy a seaside mansion with USD 400,000 here.

no you're just yelling
>COME HOME WHITE MAN
over the increasingly agitated grunts of USA niggers

Short answer: Jews

> Move to city
> Die of niggers
> Move to country
> Die of boredom
> Move to small town
> Die of obesity
> Retire to Mexico
> Die from pitbull eating genitals in Aztec cartel sacrifice

'Murica, fuck yeah!

Because people want to live in California. People don’t want to live in Brazil.

I don't know about that area, but you could fly RC airplanes or be into dirt bikes or off-roading. I'm sure there are hobbies for people to do. Of course, you need income to afford those hobbies but remember you're not paying much for rent which means someone like me could make 1/2 of what I make right now and still have more take spending cash, then I do right now. Probably more free time if the commute is not too far to work.

LOTS of factors.
Tons of fucking people.
There's 4 million people in LA and lots of jobs.Everybody is crammed into these tiny spaces. Lots of apartments.
And rich Chinese people keep buying houses and fucking up the market too.

Id move out the the country and crank my amp up loud as fuck. Bang my drums at 3 AM.

Nothing is a good thing

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Looks like Kenny's house.

Come on, it's a large country. You can spend decades exploring Finland so you could spend a lifetime exploring USA and not see it all. It might not always feel worth it because it's full of niggers and other non-whites but there's always something new to see anyway.

kek

hi fren

>mexican garbage
>talking about quality banter
lmao

That's just crazy, my neighbor house is worth as much, it's 4 time this size with pool and marble columns. He's a surgeon or some shit, me I am just a plebeian, I have something similar to the picture valued at like $80k.

Don't forget to factor in the cost of a shitload of guns and landmines to defend this place. The cops are probably 45 minutes away so it's up to you.

I'd buy that and get a young indian or Asian woman to breed with.

Rich Chinese people are buying houses like crazy in Canada and Vancouver.

what the fuck, doesn't spring hill have the internet?

Caveat Emptor OP
A house that cheap is a sign of niggers or something worse

Let's just go ahead and clear this up

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>> Move to country
> Die of boredom
> Move to small town
> Die of obesity
Eat well, lift, and go outside/play video games
you're just a bitch

>go outside
>die of niggers

Shoot them

A stray dog wouldn't even go in there to die.

You can move to the Oregon desert cheap though

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for me that would just sweeten the deal, renovate or even demolish and rebuild, I'd have my hands full for the next year, and according to the home prices on the area I'd make a nice profit as well, fuck I'm in

That house looks like it has foundation issues. Unless it comes with a couple acres of land you're better off staying in your dark room.

get it dipshit

or you could buy a cafe in the desert, nice old Burns, right near the Malheur wildlife refuge takeover that happened that one time, lul

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It's wedged between 2 other house, not much land with it. bulldoze, put a trailer house on a foundation for 40-50K, sell for 80-90k, ~20k profit.

>live in the heart of a city
>only go outside to go to graveyard shift

I see no difference, maybe a longer commute and would have to stock up on food a bit. Don't see a problem except it's called Des Moines.

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>have retarded zoning laws
>have illegals living like rats with multiple families in one house
>have immigrants with money
>have "good paying jobs"
It's a recipe for disaster amigo, dont ever let foreigners buy property.
Or at the very least make them go through a lot of paperwork and be citizens and have payed at least 1,000 in taxes

No, you buy it, paint and a few wood repairs - rent out for $700 month
taxes are like 1500/yr
you pocket 5 grand a year

the US has a lot of national forests that are larger than your nation

trailer in moscow, idaho

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why is america so much better lads? that'd cost like 200,000 here

I live in San Antonio in the nice new suburbs and there’s hardly shit to do here. I’d argue there is less worth doing here than the country side.

How much land is it on?

i'd buy it and larp as julian from trailer park boys

Country-neets

The surroundings are rural and it need repairs.

Why are american houses made of wood?

cottage in Odessa, Eastern Washington

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>there is nothing to do out there

What do you faggots do in cities that's so important you base your whole life around it?

Best weather in the entire country, hottest women in the country, high paying jobs (if you work in tech), every type of environment (urban, desert, mountains, forests, etc)
California would be the best state in the country if it weren't for its residents and politicians.

why are brazilian houses made of cardboard?

Wait, so you purchase a 15k home then pay 500 a month for the rest of your life for lot rent? fuck that.

A song for your feels

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ah, good old Condon, central Oregon... I'd buy it, this place is actually amazing

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Heh this one is kind of cool. Related to the recent shooting somehow and they are getting rid of it?

lovely

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High demand coupled with high COL.

Labor costs for stone/brick is way too expensive. It's way cheaper to construct the framework with 2x4s.

So could I.

Even the shittiest favelas are made of bricks

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The United States biggest strengths are it's size, relatively free market economy, diverse landscapes and bill of rights.
You want to live in the plains? go ahead!
want to live in a humid swamp? go ahead!
want to live in the big city? Why? But go ahead!
want to live near the coast? go ahead!
want to live in a place that has lots of hurricanes? go for it!
want to live near the arctic and not see the sun for half the year? go for it!
You can do that and buy all the guns you want and cook all the meat you want on a grill
It's yours my friend, as long as you have enough rupees

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no niggers

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The theme song unirronically played in my head upon seeing this kek.

spics tho

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Seriously? The labor costs are the dealbreakers there? Brb gonna go into the bricklaying business on US

Might say fuck the rat race and move to Iowa

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nope it's white farm country

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Looks like the kind of place where it would not be abnormal to have an horse or two parked outside the local saloon.

Not necessarily all of California it's all about location. A house in Los Angeles could cost 800k but the same house in Beaumont ca could cost 340k

fix up a building in downtown Eureka, central Nevada

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You lack motivation due to porn addiction. Renounce porn and enjoy your new, clean mind and newfound motivation.

I could count the amount of actually attractive women I saw in Los Angeles
with one fucking hand

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