Did you drink Absinthe like a true white man or are you a nigger larping ?

Did you drink Absinthe like a true white man or are you a nigger larping ?

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Did it even exist in the US ?

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Absintheposting time

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The Absinthe you can get in Germany has much less Thujon than the original stuff, can't get high from it anymore (higher concentrations were made illegal).

I did drink real Absinthe once though, my cousin smuggled a bottle from somewhere in Eastern Europe. Nice stuff.

Absinthe has always been viewed as a drink for the lower class.

alcohol is for the goys

No, there was a wine shortage in france. People switched to absinthe out of necessity.

Absinthe is the drink of such professional liars and other bohemian gutter trash as artists, actors, and prostitutes. I shall take brandy, which pleases the palate of every proper gentleman.

It went illegal for a long time here, but legal once again since 2005

It does, provided the wormwood content is below a statutory threshold.

It was like that only in america, it is a drink for the man living in the mountain

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I drank it only once.
It tastes like a very strong cleaning detergent and all the bullshit surrounding the drink don't make a good case for it.

Since this is an obvious commercial post, just cut to the chase already. Where can I buy absinthe online?

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So for the Swiss, rather like our Moonshine then?

Lmao that picture is false af. Literately if I don't like your identity you call me Hitler

These people have no idea what respect even is.

Because I have testicles, I drink shine.

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I'M A FUCKING AMERICAN AND IN AMERICA WE DRINK FUCKING APPLEJACK GOD DAMNIT!

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Yeah but as user says, they had to change the original formula
Everything after 2005 is absinth 'light'

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I don't drink alcohol.

Bathtub shine w/ bathtub meth dissolved in for flavor and a kick!
Kickapoo juice.

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That lower back is gonna snap.

Where do I get real absinthe? I've always wanted to try it. Does anyone know if I can buy it in America or have it shipped here?

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>moonshine is un-aged whiskey, retard.

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You can get Pernod if you're just looking to try 'real' absinthe. It's not cheap (usually runs $75-$80 for a 750ml) but it's a good place to start before you consider importing more expensive stuff from Europe.

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I drink Bourbon because I am an American and not some commie euro.

Imagine drinking literal poison