Somehow the new Tool album unseating Taylor Swift at the top of the charts has turned into a political argument and...

I fucking love tool no matter their political affiliation though

Apparently so.

This, also, the album isn't that good. Title trackmis a snooze, pneuma sounds like vicarious and the patient had a kid. Whole thing is derivative

>tool sounds derivative and similar to tool

No way dude. Theyre okay but honestly all their songs sound really similar.

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Hi musical normie

One is part of the satanic child abusing/sacrifice occult in the entertainment industry, and the other is a used up roastie that has to jump on political bandwagons to stay relevant. Fuck them both. A pox on them and everything they love.

Both are making some jew rich

Maynard wishes Commiefornia would sink while he buys oceanfront property in Arizona. I'm willing to give up a little for the big picture.

Agreed. Not saying to defend either, I’m saying stir the pot for fun.

Tool are masonic glowniggers

Miss me with that gay shit

>ever giving up on Tool
Just go back to your nigger beats

>say what? Tool fucking sucks
Fucking normies, I swear

Who is this semen demon?

>Literal 2 dollar whore.

Tool's old videos are Satanic, subversive, and creepo. They are definitely into occult stuff. Occult = Kabbalah = Jew. You faggots are literally listening to subversive Jew music.

Angelina Parkipolova iirc

Forget spelling

>Giving up
I was never in the bandwagon. They were always artsy fartsy lazy faggots that where all style and no substance for pseudo intellectual faggaloons like you who thought they were too good for metal.

My point is its been decades since they have been relevant. And seeing them actually dethrone someone with as much industry backing as T-dawg is pretty bizarre.

Liking tool is as "I'm so edgy but really just a normie" tier as it gets.
Kys
Tool sucks.

Please keep this jew larp in a christian thread somewhere. Thanks.

tool is for normies puscifer is for the rest of us

Who the fuck cares about either one of them? I’m saying let’s stir up shit and watch their fans eat each other. But you niggers would rather debate pointless shit than have fun anymore.

The funniest thing is seeing what you think is better than tool.

Tool haters are extreme faggots. It's always been that way.

masculine spirituality resetting feminine materialism and sexuality (mater is the root word for matron, meter, mother, etc). classic archetype

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some DJ touched her butt but youre right. thats not sexual assault either. it's a very clever trick. makes us think of rape when she was wearing a short skirt and expecting the usual social immunity of a pussy pass

>never released their albums on digital until now
>fanbase instantly pushes them to top of chart
Not rocket surgery.

>They were always artsy fartsy lazy faggots that where all style and no substance for pseudo intellectual faggaloons like you who thought they were too good for metal
Metal is fucking awesome, you faggot. And saying Tool are lazy only reveals you never heard anything they made. They have some of the most well devised songs in the world.
As I said, leave good music to the men and go back to your nigger beats and rap and whatever the fuck weak shit you kids listen to nowadays.

>The funniest thing is seeing what you think is better than tool.
He didn't mention anything, seems to me you are desperatly trying to give your canned response and failing. Tool is normie tier, go back to sleep.

>all of Maynard's projects aren't heavenly

I have an announcement: maynard is an insufferable midget. Thanks.

>ff
always like to leave your signature don’t you

sexual assault survivor....like i died guys from gut rape it was artful...and awful...

The new tool album is shit. Lateralus is where it's at

I don't like Tool for a much simpler reason:
>Their music was always shit.

>calling a progressive alternative band metal
>being this new

Intelligent Instrumentation will always be more valued then cookie cutter A D G E F, B, repeated. Basically Tool is after musical knowledge clout not popularity clout. It's not that complicated from an artistic standpoint. Bet that Taylor chick is making more money tho.

>Tool haters are extreme faggots. It's always been that way.
Tool haters usually enjoy shit like kizomba, it's impossible to respect them

>They have some of the most well devised songs in the world.
Funniest thing I've read on pol. Cry some more rage baby. Keep listening to your mediocre hacks who feign depth. At least Metallica have the decency to properly sellout.

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I'm shameless that way. Also I've been looking out for any displaced libre bros.

>>fanbase instantly pushes them to top of chart
No idea they had a fanbase still desu. A lot of boomers have computer nowadays it seems.

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Checked and correct.

Sucking someones dick to get a job isn't sexual assault.

Getting fired if you don't suck that dick is just bad business.

Based and countrybonerpilled

what butt?

Lateralus is one of the best compositions ever

>reading comprehension of a retarded Congolese
>flagging yourself as a summerfag
The post is in response to a faggot saying that tool is for people who don't like metal. Every non faggot fucking loves both Tool and metal.

yeah when they all cut their hair and started looking like drag queens when they released the load of shit album in 96

You're saying Metallica is better than Tool?

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No one cares about niggers and rap, go back to 2012 you fucking faggot

maybe in your dirt floor home in portigul but the rest of us know its just overly long convoluted feces

>Tool fanbase
>Boomers
Holy shit the memes are real. Everyone born before 2000 is now a boomer

Wait.
Wait.
WAIT.
Tool at the top of the charts?
TOOL?
In 2019?
How is that possible?

>Metallica
at least they were metal prior to 96

You literally live in paper houses, fag. You got Brazil tier demographics and crime rate.

>Somehow the new Tool album unseating Taylor Swift

Taylor:
Comes out with an album every 4 months.

Tool:
Comes out with an album every 15 years.

By this time next year, Taylor will have three more albums out and Tool will be forgotten until their next album release in 2034.

>It's a "They eat each other" episode
youtu.be/_6FBfAQ-NDE

And I just can't seem to get enou-dubs

tool was and is shit
this
however (maybe im retarded) I feel like this a positive turning point in regards to the direction of societal tastes nevertheless

look at the 3rd worlder trying to spread his homowings

Undertow was better than anything Metallica ever put out. Go listen to Little Zim Zoom or whatever you fags call music today.

Not relevant at all. They released a new album that sounds so typically tool that all the hardcore nostalgic faggots are busting a nut over it.

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Fixed.

tool has amazing tracks but most of their songs are just ambient noise or noise for the sake of noise and yeah their new album just wasnt very good. it sounds a lot more plastic than their older stuff, i assume its because theyre getting old and havent produced anything in years

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speaking of bands. what ever happened to A7X.
>nb4 suicide

for people who are unaware, this is maynard, the lead singer of tool.

tool is garbage and always has been.

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>theyre getting old and havent produced anything in years
Tool is not the only band maynard is in

the 2004 happened

I don't even think it's better than 10,000 Days but it's still a great album. Can't say that for most bands that took that much time off.

Metallica: reading The Shining by Stephen King casual thriller

Tool: watching The Shining by Stanley Kubrick

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Tool are fine, but they're not metal and even if they were there are a lot better prog metal bands than them.

This. No interest in their shit anymore.

?

Maynard is a #chickenlover

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I hope Maynard tells them all to fuck off, dips more bacon in his wine so vegans avoid it, and then goes back to being comfy shooting people with a paintball gun that get too close to his desert.

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>mobile
Fuck you phonefag

Oh yes goyim, let us gather around and argue over which kike noise maker has the best product for sale on the market.

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This, Mastodon put out 5 albums in the time it took Tool to shit out their latest.

>Survivor
Let me tell you what a survivor is. When you come back alive from the beach of normandy, you're a survivor. A survivor is not someone who gets a mental breakdown because a man stares at her for 2 seconds.

Believe it or not but not everyone on this board has the impulse control of a 14 year old. Nobody cares about this fake retarded Twitter nothing and what would we even do in the first place? How do you suppose we “stir up shit”? You’re calling for a raid and you put the subject in the name field. Shut up and lurk more newfaggot.

Rock and roll was one of the first things to go in the culture war. You youngfags may not realize this but rock was bigger than EDM and hip hop put together and not that long ago. Then (((Billboard))) changed how they counted top music and it all went underground essentially overnight.

Damn son, I'm sorry I ever spent money on their albums. What's the term for that feeling you get when you realise all the stuff you liked growing up was a farce?

Tool is and always has been a troll band. That's why Maynard openly hates on fans.
From their name, to their sound, everything about the band is a troll.
It's like when people think Tool is supposed to be serious art rock. If you think they're progressive art rock, you're completely missing the point.
So it's no wonder Tool is now trolling music charts. It's what they do for lulz.

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I'm not into Tool's music but their videos were top notch. You never see weird shit like that anymore. Well, maybe Bowie's last few videos.

this is why she is a sexual assault survivor, took him to court

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Tool can be definition be considered progressive metal or rock, doesnt really matter if they say they aren't.

WELCOME TO THE END OF THE SHITTY 2010s

kek

Djent > your fag Maynard
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The band does what it wants as well. That's why it took 13 years to make an album. They don't give a fuck. They don't need to. It's funny fucking with people on all sides. Amusing to watch people's reactions coming from all sides of the room. From fans to haters to outsiders to industry specialists and everything in between.

never listened to a single Taylor Swift song but if THIS trumps her her music must suck balls more then herself

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It was her choice to date John Mayer. That's on her.