HALT!

>"HALT! Ihre Papiere bitte."
This man asks you for your ID.

>White = Der Führer (take over the thread)
>Green = High ranking Nazi Reich official (Pass)
>Blue = Waffen SS (Pass)
>Yellow = Wehrmacht (Pass)
>Purple = Allied soldier of the Reich (pass)
>Orange = Enemy soldier (arrest on sight)
>Red = Communist (Arrest on sight)
>Black = Nigger (Arrest on sight)
>Brown = Juden (Arrest on sight)
>Pink = Homosexual (Arrest on sight)

IF YOU PASS
>0-2 Sent to the Western Front
>3-6 Sent to the Eastern Front
>7-9 Sent to North Africa
>Doubles = Sent to a comfy position in Berlin
>Triples = You personally lead the Axis invasion of the country flag above your post
>88 = Promoted to Obergruppenführer (General) and lead your own RWDS
>1488 = Become the new Reichsführer (Himmler) and genocide the country flag above your post
>Quads= Axis wins

IF YOU'RE ARRESTED
>0-2 shot on site
>3-6 sent to Auschwitz
>7-9 tortured for information
>Doubles = You become an Honorary Aryan and are conscripted into the German Army. Reroll for your deployment.
>Triples = the country flag above your post invades the Reich on the side of the Allies to rescue you
>Quads = Allies win

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shieeeet

hmm

Rolling...

Bix nood

Hell Hitler I'm a good German I swear

niggger

idk what colour to call this given the rules.

Rollin

HH

Ah yes my favorite thread, fellow Aryan!

Eh close enough

Rolling and czeched

Rolll

rollin

.

H...Heil

rollin'

Rollin for homosexual

A wild group of poofs has appeared

Hi

rollin

Goddamit im a leafnigger

sadface

I get shitty North Africa

Zieg heil

what fucking color is this?

That's purple

Off to russia, fuck

Hier, Sir.

Sheeeeit

Rolling

Rollerino

Fuck this game and fuck you OP.

Final roll

Yes I get to kill commie scums

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Roll

División Azul I guess

Yallah

Hey, krautlet.

C

OYYYY VEYYY

I thought switching to Wi-Fi would be better. Again fuck your dumb game. I hope you get raped by a pack of niggers.

Report to Auschwitz

Juden raus

Roll

wew lad

everybody knows shits fucked

Sheeit fag, I forgot my papers in your mommas snatch

Sure.

Pictures of retarded people photoshopped next to hitler are the funniest fucking thing ever and I can’t explain why. Rolling

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1009% aryan here

Heil

You have more of these?

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oh shit dicks this is fun

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Roll

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Sieg heil!

roll

Not into being a war criminal Nazi but I love rolling.

Please sir, can you change my previous numbers, the eadtern front will destroy me... psst I have information about a blue ID in this thread that is harbouring jews!

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Rollin

Haha sent straight to 6 gorillion camp

Deez nuts

Here

Lmao faggot

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Why not.

Uh oh

Bend over we are going to the Eastern front, Boy.

do you not recognize your Führer?

Heil peron

Get the Luger Hans

I'm off to the eastern front, boys.

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Here are my papers, sir.

In all the times i have seen this thread i have never seen someone roll a white id pretty sure it is really rare

Hail hitler

Sigh, rollin

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EVERY TIME I roll for these threads it's ALWAYS a green ID and off to the eastern front

Ich bin ein deutsche mann ;)))

dont kill me bls :DDD

whos hitler?

wish me luck

Octane!

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rolling

I have. Also yours is pretty close, I'd say qualifies as white even

>Flag
What did ya expect dummy

roll

Nice, Western Front and High Rank ;)

Rollin

‡ Na stráž! ‡

Sir, I have come to ask for your daughter's hand in marriage!

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Nichts

its a really light blue

Welcome your fuhrer to the thread

Here are my papers.

i will fight with honor