>"HALT! Ihre Papiere bitte." This man asks you for your ID.
>White = Der Führer (take over the thread) >Green = High ranking Nazi Reich official (Pass) >Blue = Waffen SS (Pass) >Yellow = Wehrmacht (Pass) >Purple = Allied soldier of the Reich (pass) >Orange = Enemy soldier (arrest on sight) >Red = Communist (Arrest on sight) >Black = Nigger (Arrest on sight) >Brown = Juden (Arrest on sight) >Pink = Homosexual (Arrest on sight)
IF YOU PASS >0-2 Sent to the Western Front >3-6 Sent to the Eastern Front >7-9 Sent to North Africa >Doubles = Sent to a comfy position in Berlin >Triples = You personally lead the Axis invasion of the country flag above your post >88 = Promoted to Obergruppenführer (General) and lead your own RWDS >1488 = Become the new Reichsführer (Himmler) and genocide the country flag above your post >Quads= Axis wins
IF YOU'RE ARRESTED >0-2 shot on site >3-6 sent to Auschwitz >7-9 tortured for information >Doubles = You become an Honorary Aryan and are conscripted into the German Army. Reroll for your deployment. >Triples = the country flag above your post invades the Reich on the side of the Allies to rescue you >Quads = Allies win
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Hell Hitler I'm a good German I swear
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idk what colour to call this given the rules.
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Ah yes my favorite thread, fellow Aryan!
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A wild group of poofs has appeared
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I get shitty North Africa
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what fucking color is this?
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Fuck this game and fuck you OP.
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Yes I get to kill commie scums
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I thought switching to Wi-Fi would be better. Again fuck your dumb game. I hope you get raped by a pack of niggers.
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everybody knows shits fucked
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Sheeit fag, I forgot my papers in your mommas snatch
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Pictures of retarded people photoshopped next to hitler are the funniest fucking thing ever and I can’t explain why. Rolling
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You have more of these?
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oh shit dicks this is fun
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Not into being a war criminal Nazi but I love rolling.
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Please sir, can you change my previous numbers, the eadtern front will destroy me... psst I have information about a blue ID in this thread that is harbouring jews!
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Haha sent straight to 6 gorillion camp
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Bend over we are going to the Eastern front, Boy.
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do you not recognize your Führer?
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I'm off to the eastern front, boys.
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In all the times i have seen this thread i have never seen someone roll a white id pretty sure it is really rare
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Sigh, rollin
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EVERY TIME I roll for these threads it's ALWAYS a green ID and off to the eastern front
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Ich bin ein deutsche mann ;)))
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Octane!
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I have. Also yours is pretty close, I'd say qualifies as white even
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>Flag What did ya expect dummy
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Nice, Western Front and High Rank ;)
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Sir, I have come to ask for your daughter's hand in marriage!
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Welcome your fuhrer to the thread
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