Conspiracy theory

Well most of them are not "conspiracy theories" but the truth, true facts and happenings.
>CIA Coined and Weaponized The Label “Conspiracy Theory”

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Astrology is real
Freemasonry, Rosicrucianism, Jesuits, Templars, KKK, Skull & Bones, i.e. most secret societies, all cells of the Illuminati
Luciferian / Satanic elite
Hollow earth: Agartha exists
ESP (CRV, precognition, auras, etc.)
Cryptids (Loch Ness, fleshgait, etc.)
USA is Virginia Company owned by Crown of City of London
Reptilians control the world
Shakespeare didn't write his plays
Hitler was a Rothschild
Nazism is occult
White genocide
Original Satanic religion / cult / history influenced all others
Moonlanding faked
Challenger crew survived
Holohoax
Mandela Effect: continent shifting, history rewriting, body morphing, etc.
9/11 was an inside Job facilitated by Jews with no plane crashes
Secret government in US (CIA, NSA)
Georgia Guidestones' global depopulation plan
Martial Law FEMA camps
DUMBs
Greys
UFOs alien and as Nazi technology
Bible is fake and coded
Bible is being edited and changed
Fatal vaccines, engineered diseases, blackboxed cures
Tesla was right: electro-magnetism is all
Chemtrails
Pizzagate
Predictive programming
Synchronicity
Murdered and replaced pop stars (Paul McCartney, Miley Cyrus, Eminem, etc.)

cont.

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What we understand as god were aliens.
Jesus exited. His mother was artificially insaminated using alien tech. So yes, I can belive in yesus but not the biblical god

No. You just schizo. there are no gods, aliens possibly could be, but they never was on or around earth

But i understand your logic, in your schizo way you are right

WE were the aliens, we landed on earth, killed all dinosaurs, so they would not attack our colonies.
Then anohter alien race came to earth, the jews.
They created black people using apes and genetic technology, because they wanted a slave race that is not self-aware. They failed and the slave-apes became concious and thus the black people came into being.
Humans (whites) told the jews not to enslave inteligent life but the jews did not like that, they hate white people ever since and kept enslaving black people (in america).

I believed all the time in the FIFA bribe conspiracy theory and my collegues at work laughed at me.

SLIDE THREAD
SAGE

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Ben Franklin Hellfire Club
JFK killed by the driver; inside job to prevent massive amounts of disclosures he planned
Air and water poisoning
Jews control most everything low-level
Albert Pike's 1871 letter
Mass shootings are falseflags (whether staged or real)
Ancient aliens
Antarctica secret bases
Science is a red herring
Blackbox patent laws and undisclosed advanced technology and knowledge dripfed to public
Catholic Church is Pagan / Satanic and The Vatican is a seat of the NWO
Missionaries and Inquisition used to destroy old knowledge
America wasn't discovered
Ghosts
MSM is controlled and weaponized
Hampstead Church cover up
Fukushima Nuclear Disaster never stopped and was catastrophic
Chans are monitored or operated by the Feds
PRISM, NSA mass spying; Snowden's leaks, and hindered by journalists disclosed to
TOR and Wikileaks is compromised
Linux being compromised
Assange is dead
Wars in Middle East are waged in order to destabilize non-Central Bank having countries
Trump is Jewish
MKULTRA / Monarch used to program celebrities and agenturs
Underwater mysteries
Gamergate

I need to think more. I'm not sure this is all I know about

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I've heard all sports are rigged.

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Because this isn't a muh dik whiteboi thread?

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Virtually all secret societies
Satanic (((Elite))) aka Bilderberg group
Ancient Aliens
Portals to other dimensions (e.g. 'Hollow Earth')
Greys control the (((elites))) that control the world
Hitler was a Rothschild
Natsocs are closet occultists
Kalergi plan
Armstrong, Aldrin etc. never landed on the moon
9/11 was an inside job perpetrated by (((them))) to topple Saddam and ruin crucial historical artifacts that might lead to the discovery of Ancient Aliens
Secret gov't in the US (and 90% of other countries)
Rendlesham forest, Roswell, NM and Kecksburg, PA sightings/crashes
global depopulation plan
Natsocs had access to ET technology, so did the ancient Chinks, Egyptians, and Native Americans
The ET council from Dr. Andrija Puharich's experiments
Catholic Church edits the word of God
Vaccines, diseases, and cures aren't what you think they are
Flat-earthers are a CIA psyop to discredit conspiracy theorists
Tesla wasn't from this earth, neither was LDV
Chemtrails
Predictive programming
Global pedophile network of (((elites)))
Murdered and cloned celebrities
MKUltra
20th-century "communism" was an experiment of mass population control by the elites and a genocide on Asians and Slavs as well as nothing but ideological revisionism to Marx' and Lenin's teachings; only Stalin, Mao, HCM, Castro, and Sankara were actual communists
Gaddafi was killed because he was a closet communist who proved that the system works AND is compatible with religion
etc.

The only one that matters

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The real conspiracy here is that Jow Forums is made by Discordians. Pepe (God of Chaos) is Eris (Godess of Chaos)

>KEK is one of the world's major particle physics research organizations located in Japan. Our mission is to unravel mysteries of the Universe.
kek.jp/en/

The Cult of Kek, also known as the Church of Kek, is a satirical religion based around the worship of the ancient Egyptian deity Kek (also spelled Kuk or Keku), an androgynous God of darkness and chaos who is often depicted as a frog or frog-headed man in male form or a snake-headed woman in female form. On Jow Forums, the character Pepe the Frog is often considered a modern avatar of the diety, who uses ancient Egyptian meme magic to influence the world, often by fulfilling the wishes of posts that end in repeating numbers. Additionally, the deity is associated with the popular Jow Forums slang term "Kek",

Now compare "Pepe" with "Eris"
The Principia Discordia, if read literally, encourages the worship of the Greek goddess Eris, known in Latin as Discordia, the goddess of disorder, or archetypes and ideals associated with her. Depending on the version of Discordianism, Eris might be considered the goddess exclusively of disorder or the goddess of disorder and chaos. Both views are supported by the Principia Discordia.

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what the hell even is that tool, like some retard decided to bundle some sticks around an axe handle to make it hard to hold and impossible to use

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I believe I can fly
I believe I can touch the sky

Gay agenda
Weather control
CERN occult
Epstein alive; the photo was Bourdain
Leaker assassinations
Osama Bin Laden framed, and killed earlier than reported
Wars are controlled by deep state
Humans are stupid cattle; misanthropy
Ideologies are tools of control

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You were close

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DNA companies falsify results
Waco

>mandela shit
>occult shit
b-b-b-b-brainnnnnletttttt

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that i'm in a simulation and subconsciously changing random shit

That's a good one, I actually have that feel sometimes too

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JFK was killed by multiple assassins
Albert Pike engineered the next century, if not even more
Air and water poisoning with Atrazine and Mercury to turn more people LGBTQ+
Antarctica secret megastructures with hidden technology
90% of science isn't relevant and is used to distract people
Professional sports are bread and games 2.0
America was already contacted by the Polynesians over 2000 years ago and had been visited by the Vikings, Turks, and Templars prior to the arrival of Columbus
Ghosts are actually regular creatures from different dimensions of the universe that can be seen on hotspots where the 'wall' between the dimensions is especially weak
MSM is owned by (((them))) and deliberately distracts people, is also bread and games
Porn is weaponized and used for population control
World War 2 was a massive sacrifice of innocent, predominantly white blood to Satan so the state of Israel could be created

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Everything past the 2nd world war in germany is controlled by the allies which in return is controlled by the jews that we seek to destroy to liberate the world.
all major events of migration and social "progress" and "x-rights-movement" are led by jews to cause division amongst the native population and destroy binding elements of society (as explained by Yuri Bezmenov) mass immigration from third world countries because it reduces the average IQ, causes frustration amongst the population, increases crime rates and destroys the race. the mixed lower IQ offspring is then in fact so dumped down genetically and mentally that it is only fit for repetive slave labor, the rootless ngubu has nothing to adhere to, no home to fight for and thus the wars will come that it will lose because the system was configured to answer to its hedonistic whims and from these wars a one world government will come to life.

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Communists infiltrated all of academia over the west and through those started to control the media and politicians.
Man made climate change is a scam to push the west to accept far left green parties and push for global government to solve the "crisis".

Hitler didn't die; escaped to Antarctica (New Schwabenland) or Argentina
Diana was murdered
Drug war undermined by deep state
Wealth transfer in US through inflation and Emergency Banking Act of 1933 and act of 1913

basically; we may disagree on particulars

Human races are subspecies

Obama is Muslim, Trump is Jewish
The POTUS is always the candidate with the most royal ancestry, and all of them share a bloodline
There are tima travel portals in the patriarchal monastery in Peć, Serbia, as well as in an undisclosed location in Iraq, and that's why the US occupies those territories
Protestantism was created so the whites would start murdering each other rather than unite against the Ottoman plague
The Yellow Emperor was an extraterrestrial and the tradition of not being allowed to look at the Chinese Emperor's face stems from the fact that he didn't want to be caught
The Inquisitors, Templars, and the NKVD were a force for good, so were the Red Guards in China, the NRM in Cuba, and the SSD in North Korea

Occult means hidden.
late 15th century (as a verb): from Latin occultare ‘secrete’, frequentative of occulere ‘conceal’, based on celare ‘to hide’; the adjective and noun from occult- ‘covered over’, from the verb occulere .

However that Mandela shit is bullshit. Only niggers believe that crap.

Someones been watching the History channel

>Occult means hidden.
That is clearly not what it is intended to mean on the card. Being /x/, it, by default, means Satanic baby fucking sacrifices and such

Barack Obama Sr. isn't his real father, Michelle is a man, and the daughters are not theirs
Meghan Markle was never pregnant and the baby isn't theirs
Huma Abedin and Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez related, as are some other leaders (possibly Barack Obama)
All leaders pre-selected, mostly on bloodline basis; Teresa May and Angela Merkel included
Chester Bennington was Podesta's son

It's supposed to mean that.
Esotericism is the general, neutral term preferably.

Hollow Earth.

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Bin Laden was a CIA agent who now lives a life in luxury in the Bahamas, as Snowden said
Hitler survived and lived in various South American countries, remarried and was knowingly left alone by the US and USSR out of fear of the people rising up since their government didn't catch the worst criminal of the century
Elvis didn't commit suicide, he now works as a jannie in Graceland
MJ was killed by (((them))) because he knew what they were doing to kids as well as everybody else and was planning to snitch on (((them)))
The only reason (((they))) shit on Stalin and Mao that much is because the two managed to seize control of communism and left the kikes without power over the global movement, same for Castro, Ho Chi Minh, Sankara and the Kim dynasty
The only countries without shadow governments/secret government structures nobody knows of right now are North Korea, Iran, Syria, Cuba and Venezuela

Jews are scapegoats meant to distract from the truth, as is most politics

Astrology and the Mandela Effect are both real.
I haven't had personal experiences with ghosts.

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Operation paperclip
I've heard nukes aren't real but I haven't dug into that

>Bin Laden was a CIA agent who now lives a life in luxury in the Bahamas, as Snowden said
>as Snowden said
when did he say that?
>Elvis didn't commit suicide
really?

I agree with most all you typed, though again, details may differ

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fine

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Not sure if you understood.
I mean that occult should mean dark / evil and esoteric should be the catch-all term

earth is a cube and Illuminati is hiding the truth from us.
It makes way more sense than this "ball" shit

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we also live in a black hole

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Out of body experience is 100% real

>This British Bad Boy can Git 'r Done
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The Stone on The Throne
YHWH Allah

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>handy when you're trying to remotely clear a heelstone from a half mile away.
Islam hitting the Heel Stone for tabernacle Relics coming this 9/11.

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>handy when you're trying to remotely clear a heelstone from a half mile away.
Islam hitting the Heel Stone for tabernacle Relics coming this 9/11.

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>handy when you're trying to remotely clear a heelstone from a half mile away.
Islam hitting the Heel Stone for tabernacle Relics coming this 9/11.

Will do my best With help from III above of
It's happening. High ALERT Heel Stone.

Thanks.

The Stone on The Throne
YHWH Allah

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That's a conspiracy so that you won't look into it because people think the Bible forbids "occult" stuff because you people try to associate occult with dark/evil.

1530s, "secret, not divulged," from Middle French occulte and directly from Latin occultus "hidden, concealed, secret," past participle of occulere "cover over, conceal," from assimilated form of ob "over" (see ob-) + a verb related to celare "to hide," from PIE root *kel- (1) "to cover, conceal, save." Meaning "not apprehended by the mind, beyond the range of understanding" is from 1540s. The association with the supernatural sciences (magic, alchemy, astrology, etc.) dates from 1630s. A verb occult "to keep secret, conceal" (c.1500, from Latin occultare) is obsolete.

Nah synagogue of satan jews are real.
They purposely chose to larp as jews because of the Bible. If the OT was about Buddhists there would be a buddhist conspiracy.

>Nah synagogue of satan jews are real.
Not sure you understand what scapegoat means.
How about 'red herring', in the context of the Grand Conspiracy.

How can you belive in out of body experiences but at the same time not in chakra?
They would almost go hand in hand.

I know what you mean by scapegoat.
But it's not like that. The religion of the jews were destroyed, their temple destroyed and most of their priests killed. Jewish religion stopped existing. Judaism was invented after Christianity. They are literally Moloch worshippers who larp as Israelites from the Old testament.

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Nothing you wrote changes that they are scapegoats.
They are guilty, but distractions.

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alternatively

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Retard you still believe in aliens and not interdimensional nephilim how dumb are you? Buh buh buhh muh probings yeah demons and nephilim are degenerates how surprising

This nigger right here is a glownigger

>Muh reptilian
Take your meds David Icke.
Kabbalah/Merkabah is how they come in contact with fallen angels.

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>Retard you still believe in aliens and not interdimensional nephilim
Who says I don't?
I just haven't read a satisfactory explanation that ties them to the Pleiadians, giants, Aryans, phoenicians, pole-dwellers, Anunnaki, and so on.
If you've got one that is Judeo-Christian, I'll hear it.
You sound like you get all your beliefs from Jow Forums.

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*If you've got one that isn't Judeo-Christian, I'll hear it.

>FNORDS
Discordian glownigger confirmed

"Fnord" (/fnɔːrd/) is a word coined in 1965 by Kerry Thornley and Greg Hill in the Discordian religious text Principia Discordia. It entered the popular culture after appearing in The Illuminatus! Trilogy (1975)

Each to his own brother. However I'm not buying that muh reptilian David Icke theory.

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That’s not light. bending, it’s being reflected by moving gas molecules. Same reason why the sky is blue, more or less.

Light being bent by gravity in the relativistic account is a totally different thing.

I didn't make the meme. It's got truth to it though.
All you can do is dismiss.

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Obviously you dont know shit bc nephilim and their offspring are giants with 6 fingers and 6 toes. Also mentioning aliens again like a glow nigger I have seen no aliens or interacted with them but I have met a nephilim diluted offspring. They really should stop paying you nigger youre bad at your job

>However I'm not buying that muh reptilian David Icke theory.
Read into the Kyle Odom case and maybe you'll change your mind. It's probably the most solid evidence we've had for it yet, aside from alleged video footage.

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i believe that journalists who meme flag should be shot when virtue signalling about a mosque while wearing a hijab

The blackpill is realizing most if not all conspiracy theories are psyops to cover human/child trafficking of the (((elites)))

>Mandela Effect
>Never heard of it
Reality re-writes / editing, allegedly conducted by CERN

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Yeah I know you did not make the meme. That was that iron pill dude from years ago.
>All you can do is dismiss.
>"Fnord" (/fnɔːrd/) is a word coined in 1965 by Kerry Thornley and Greg Hill in the Discordian religious text Principia Discordia. It entered the popular culture after appearing in The Illuminatus! Trilogy (1975)

You can't win from me, nigger. I've been into these secret society stuff for over more then 14 years. I once was fallen and but got back into the Grace of God.

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>What conspiracy theories does Jow Forums believe in?
>Jow Forums
>Conspiracy
>Believe
>1 post this ID

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Why CERN why not KEK in Japan?
KEK is one of the world's major particle physics research organizations located in Japan. Our mission is to unravel mysteries of the Universe

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Are you the colgate OP from the Illiminati thread I talked to pretending to be a sleepy shill?

What's that pic?

Yes lol. You got me really demotivated with that one haha I didn't want to stop but I had an appointment.

I'm not saying CERN is not into all the conspiracy stuff. The internet was actually born there. However there's always the same narrative leaving other things out. Just like you said jews are scapegoats while their religious book is the Talmud and not the Torah..

Rare! Also that's the point, sticks around the axe shows that Rome is stable. Because it shows that guards don't need to use the their axes.

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The Illuminatus! trilogy fucking sucks dude its basically shitty Gravity's Rainbow fanfiction complete with the authors claiming "we swear we totally wrote our book first he just published before us and we rewrote ours to namedrop and rip him off wholesale for some retarded reason lol"

Mandela is a huge psyop, testing how to wag the dog

Every conspiracy

The one that gets banned every time a thread picks up steam, because no way it's true therefore why would you be discussing it at all?

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