Poo moonlander crashed on moon

Poo in loos lost contact with their moonlander at 2.1 km above the moon surface, most likely fucking crashed.
So far so good for Indian """"" Engineering """"" xD
>b-but muh space super power
AHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAH


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>An official statement from the Indian Space Research Organization said the descent had gone as planned until the lander, called Vikram, reached 2.1 kilometres above the lunar surface. “Subsequently, communication from Lander to the ground stations was lost. Data is being analysed,” according to the statement.

>said that the lander had likely crashed on the surface.

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sikhnet.com/news/islamic-india-biggest-holocaust-world-history
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Persecution_of_Hindus#Timur_invasion_of_India_(1398-1399)
youtube.com/watch?v=_Pj4L7C2twI
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Dutch man bows to the Indian King, 1741.
LMAO

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Suck my cock you nigger of the orient

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India is discount indonesia

based Scott Munnnley giving us the scoop about the poop
youtube.com/watch?v=5xKJG00-S_c

Indian satellite successfully crashed on the moon! The skid marks gonna be kilometers long.

thats why they have statue of two Indian men leading their horses to battle in Jakarta.

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> "Roger LavatoryControl, this is DefactionBase. The Fart Has Landed"
> "We're all breathing again down here.

This is a nice video. Fucking poos btfo xD

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trends24.in/india/

lander was found by the orbiter

Damn, your kangz had blue hair!

Hahahah check all this fucking damage control xD
mobile.twitter.com/search?q=#VikramLanderFound

>moon has lower gravity
Yeah I sure bet this low gravity will prevent a fucking tumbling piece of shit to survive a fall from >2 km lmao

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Can't wait for a thorough skid mark anal ysis

>Random peasant is not above royalty
>King of an empty wasteland, even in your own visualizations
Whahaha what?

Imagine wanting to be white so badly you just paint your nigger king as having a white skin color lmao

this is my hand
half of india has this color

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>he thinks this is white

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this is indian white, the color of the raja

now bow to me like your grandpa

>this is ind*an white
Hahahahaha OK nigger

>Indian starved to death to feeds the British soldiers that fought a war against Germany for the Serbs

Cucked by the cucks

lmao, I've had shits that are whiter than that. Why are indians so retardedly deluded.

This PROVES America landed on the moon.

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Germans are bro-tier. Daily reminder Anglo-Saxons are nothing but rapebabies of German bulls.

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Kek not surprised. The last astronaut they sent in air ended up with a broken nose

youtu.be/QhPvly9hbYc

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>Serbs
That’s a funny way to spell Jews

Poo on the moon
Ayy lmaos not amused

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the paki's nightmare

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cuck

That's considered white in America so you're safe

When has Pakistan ever even launched a sattlelite lmao, you guys have to suck Chinese dick to even get your things in space.

Holy shit, these astronauts are ugly as balls.

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Nigger xD

>astronauts
paki education

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You're telling me a Dutch nigga tried to give you guys toilet paper in the 1700's and you're still using your hands?

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PAKISTAN IS BASICALLY INDIA, YOU HOPELESS FUCKS!
>inb4 pakistan beats you to the moon or lands next fucking year!
that would be so fucking shameful, not that it's worth much in the real world, it's almost 2020

>Poo moonlander crashed on moon
Was is rape?

actually that area, kerala, has had the best sanitation in india for several decades.

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kek based paki trolling how will pajeets ever recover?

>all these POOIDF shills flooding every poo thread on Jow Forums

>ACSHUALLAY
Someone has the image debunking these WE WUZ TOILETUSERS fake stats?

sikhnet.com/news/islamic-india-biggest-holocaust-world-history
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Persecution_of_Hindus#Timur_invasion_of_India_(1398-1399)
youtube.com/watch?v=_Pj4L7C2twI

>multiplying like insects
>weak degenerate insect fuckers
>muslims invade and murder millions, even though they get tired they can't stop clearing the land of the vermin

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>best sanitation in India
The north east of America has the healthiest cancer patients in the country

What about the infrastructure under the cities?
I don't buy it.

Why can't shitskins into landing? Jews couldn't land theirs either

लोडे के बाल शांत रह ये ४ छान है

You hate pakis cause they are the muslim occupation that retreated out of India, the muslims that killed millions of Indians for shits and giggles.

>the best sanitation in india

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give them something new, they will worship it
Do they worship white cock?

youtube.com/watch?v=ixJgY2VSct0

Just because toilets were “built” doesn’t mean they’re being used for their intended purpose, poopinder patel

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What they could have achieved with all the space money they literally flushed down the toilet

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>pajeet's dream of being first person to shit on moon crushed
oh no

aight, its bout time i jump in.

Yes india is shitty, but hey! there are actually people who dont behave like poos unlike
we accept that the white race is ahead of us, its our fault. Gandhi was the one who decided not to kick british ass, if we didnt listen to him and kicked some ass when we were slaves our reputation might have been different, when pajeet nation became free, there were conflicting ideas on how to start our own country and we fucked up. Now people shit in the streets and the ones who are quite knowledgeable are also thrown under the pajeet stereotype. We must realize that we have Aryan blood in us, we are supposed to rise, but no one gives a fuck about that in my country.

Based extremist

>We must realize that we have Aryan blood in us

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you would have africa level poverty & infrastructure if it was not for british pajeet. you should blame pakis for leaving them

Thats the point.

>we have Aryan blood

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Oh shit, well im wrong, cuck me now.

your kind are corrupt and evil by nature. now go and take a shit outside in the streets. Also, dont forget to wipe your asshole with your palms after that.

Indians are the Jews of Asia

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Yeah, totally agree with you. i cant say much over here. I will always be regarded as a pajeet and will always be cucked for it. So i feel like i should start to act like one, because there is no use acting like im not one. I was taught a good lesson Jow Forums, thanks.

INDIA IS BE GREATEST COUNTRY WE NOT SHIT IN STREETS WE FUCKI YOU MOMI AND WE SHIT ON MOON.

*erhem*
those are javanese men.

T.Majapahit descendant.

fucking helllll. why are indians so obliviously cringe? They type out massive speeches thinking they're good but they're always top top top tier cringe. Want to fix your country? 1st thing on a long list of things is to develop some self awareness.

ALL HAIL PAJEET NATION, WE WORSHIP SHIT.

look whose talking, memeflaggot.

half of indians are dalit niggers?

yeah

>beta orbiter
Skidmark anal ysis when?

Daily reminder Pakistan is white unlike poopjeets.

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cuck

>Its a special white
If it was white now it is smeared in shit

you can't help it can you. I guess for cow shit worshippers saying cringey shit is just like breathing.

All hail maa kali, bobs and vegana, mai teri ma choud donga

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Yeah, for fucks sake remove the memeflag show your country you faggot. otherwise you can say that we eat shit even though most of the well to-do indians have a fucking toilet.

shit man, lay off the tikka masalah.
Hand is fatty boom boom af.
hit the gym and get (alot of) vagene.

>still using a meme flag at this point
Yikes

pakis are even more shit

Which India MMORPG class are you? Priest, warrior, merchant, sweeper or shitter?

Cope.

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Is that a painting of claymation, sorry, poomation dolls?

>priest, warrior, merchant, sweeper or shitter

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that's quite funny actually

nice observation, i am fat.
I am doing keto, but I eat only fat, no protein, no carb.
it's going to get better
also bought clen, anavar and t3

Nigga what? how old are you?

Why would the underside of a plane be painted green?

>DUNGA DUNGA, we have no rebuttal to the fact we are cow asshole licking street shitters so show us your flag so we can deflect and talk about your country instead.
I'm European, deal with it.
My initial point wasn't even about street shitting. It was about the fact you freaks consistently say cringey shit. Your culture has no self awareness or self-reflection. You say the 1st spastic thing that pop into your head and think it's BASED.

stop posting your hand in everyt hread faggot

>Im EuRoPeAn DeAl wItH iT

well guess what? now im European too!

bro, keto is a meme don't do it.
Fucking start being angry at everything that has sugar in it. If mummy force feeds you sweet bean paste or some shit then disavow and go snack on a fucking carrot.
Don't go doing cardio either.
powerlift & (prison style) bodyweight exercises should help you plenty.

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>Gandhi was the one who decided not to kick british ass, if we didnt listen to him and kicked some ass
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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