Saw one of these posted in the bathroom of an antiques store in Vienna.
>pulls out 8" corn-fed American cock and pisses over everything, not a drop landing in the bowl
Felt good man. Real good. How the fuck do German faggots tolerate this shit? Some Hans on here was actually defending sitzpinkling the other day because of piss splatter and also touching your dick is weird or something. Is Germany more cucked than Sweden?
At home = piss sitting down because fuck creating more housework
Everywhere else = piss while standing to not have my naked ass touch the toilet
Makes sense for you dumb autist?
Uh m8, you can piss standing up and not make a mess if you just aim
How would sitting prevent housework? Do you miss the bowl?
>because fuck creating more housework
Are you too poor to afford a Syrian maid, or too ugly to get a German gf?
I guess you have low T and can't get a healthy strong stream of piss going. I bet it splatters out like a sprinkler for you. That's why you can't aim it. You probably should continue to sit while you pee, at least until you start eating healthy and working out again. Good luck
Hans. Stand with the rest of us. Anywhere and everywhere.
Piss always goes everywhere when you piss standing up.
Tiny drops accumulate at hard to reach places near the toilet. Its just not sanitary and creates more work because you have to clean your toilet more often.
Is it really that difficult to clean your own bathroom at least once or twice a week? Why not just accumulate piss bottles you effeminate enabler of matriarchal norms? Are you that afraid of work?
Dont forget to do the same in every "gender neutral" bathroom. Smear shit all over the seat for good measure.
>create more housework for your gf
Thats how you ruin relationships.
>healthy strong stream
>hits the toilet
>tiny drops go flying everywhere
>whole toilet and bathroom are soaked in piss
I know mutts dont understand basic hygiene but cmon this is obvious.
>once or twice a week
>not daily
Holy shit Mutts are filthy as fuck.
>whole toilet and bathroom are soaked in piss
Is your dick inverted or something?
first post worst post
I said "at least," Hans. Depends on how much you use it.
>Become feminine
>Eat bugs
>At home = piss sitting down because fuck creating more housework
A woman told you that tired old line and you mindlessly repeat it.
I piss standing up, no matter where.
aiming with a cut dick is impossible
Based Deutsch.
This fucking guy AGAIN!?
Are you going to tell me the piss is ADDITIVE?
>>create more housework for your gf
>Thats how you ruin relationships.
So it's true then. Germans really are more cucked than Swedes. Do you push the stroller too?
t. Untermensch mit vollgepisstem Klo
You should be pissing a lot, if not you are not hydrated.
Are you illiterate or something?
>doesnt understand hygiene
>cant read
You must be nonwhite or 65% nigger.
No you just aim like a women
I prefer sitting. There's no rush or worry, you can relax, read a page or two from a book or an article in the paper or check your phone or whatever, it's nice.
No it's not faggot. I think a lot of germans can't aim because they're simply not enough to grip properly.
Not all of us are at home all day. Now stand up and piss like a man.
Based hans
Coming from the country that mainstreamed scat porn
Do you have Parkinson’s or something?
I will never piss standing up while at home.
Creates too much work.
Pee is sterile...
Not gonna lie bros. I live alone. I have to clean my own bathroom. I always sit to pee. There's so much less piss splatter to clean up it's a no brainer. Also, I feel like sitting down more reliably empties my bladder. When I sit down and pee I feel like I'm 100% empty. When I stand up to pee I feel like there's still some left in there.
Sitting down to pee master race.
I have a small dick and I can still aim, so what is the problem here
KEK ;^)
Says the guy coming from the country which produces the most Interracial nigger on white porn and has the highest black on white rape statistics.
What did he mean by this?
>pissstream hits toilet
>piss ricochets from bowl and tiny drops leave the toilet
yes.
They are the most effeminate men I have ever met
But I thought kr@uts liked work????
na und. Dann ist da halt Pisse wenn es stört mach sauber oder halt nicht. Aber in der eigenen Wohnung sich hin zusetzen zu ist krank und macht krank.
Kauf dir mal ein venünftiges Klo ist doch mehr Lebensqualität
Remove memeflag.
I thank Tyr for not allowing JHWH's demons to mutilate my genitals.
And yes, it is impossible to aim with no foreskin, or, to put it in words Burgers might understand, to won't hit a target with a shortened barrel.
Germany needs a new hitler
Only when Untermenschen like you do it for us while we take the profit.
Now come here and clean my toilet, I make sure to tip your sister next time I visit the local brothel.
You sound like a lazy nigger seeking to minimize effort at every opportunity, even to the point of wanting gravity to compress your bladder for you so you don't have to exert yourself. Big surprise you live alone by the way, I would have figured "with folks" but I guess they give you an allowance for your own place.
>Is Germany more cucked than Sweden?
Well we don't have the German style toilets that pretend standing up at least
Lady boy has bants.
I always what these signs in Jimmy John's meant. Makes sense now!
I only have this problem because some fucking kike shredded my cock to all hell and I had a urethral fistula and a closed meatus that needed to be re-centered so my piss stream is everywhere.
These are the types of people snipping their children's tips off so that they don't have to clean it.
I have only seen those things once
>*pisses everywhere*
>haha that'll show them how mature and sophisticated men are! we don't need signs telling us to sit down when we are fully capable of standing!
>*piss dribbles visible on front of pants*
Switch to decaf, user.
no. I don't need to. Fucking kikes can get burned alive. Everyone should meme flag.
the sign was to inform you that the toilet was for shitting, not that you have to sit down to piss, you retard.
German toilets got a shitshelf to make it harder to piss standing up. They also do that in Netherlands and Denmark
my fucking cock touchy toilet water, no thanks.
Let's not pretend we're someone we're not, shall we?
I pee in the sink
Ok. Cause americans are all white.
Patrician lifestyle, my cultured man.
You're giving yourself away, methinks.
That's some prison punk shit. In the pen punks sit when they pee or they get fucked up
i sympathize hans. my toilet at home is somehow weirdly constructed so when i stand and pee i always get sprinked on my lower legs from the splash. i have tried aiming at every side and with every angle but it always sprays my legs.
either my home toilet is constructed badly or you dont notice the piss on your legs when you're wearing pants.
i mostly stand even at home even though pisslegs
That's why I pissed everywhere else but in it, retard.
had a sink in my room when I was a frat, used to piss into the sink for years. still miss that sink
this kraut is right, obstinately peeing while standing when you have the comfort of your own home is just silly; you are home and you can sit on the porcelain throne for extra comfort
I enjoy pissing on women.
i am not a jew. Why would i have a nazi flag if i was a jew go- i mean guy?
Hmmm... I wonder if there would be a market for superior American toilets in Europe... for a price of course.
And that would be a slight markup to cover import.
>tfw 6'5 tall and pee in the sink
Unless the toilet is very tall, my donger hits the cold porcelain or the toilet water and I don't like sitting down with one hand on my donger to keep it away from surfaces. Peeing into the water standing just makes the toilet water splash out everywhere. I do piss standing at public toilets because fuck having my donger hit the porcelain of a contaminated public toilet. Being a tallet is suffering. I can defend my option to pee in the sink with the fact that I reduce water usage where a toilet dumps a lot of water unlike using the sink for a few seconds.
Peeing in the sink saves the planet.
>but it smells!
Nothing a little soap can't cant fix. My guests never notice any piss smell from my sink.
HAHA I MADE YOU DO IT
This 100%
Based kraut. Anybody who thinks otherwise doesnt actually have a penis or enjoys the stink of piss.
But also, that doesn't mean you aren't a hookmeister.
>superior American toilets
the absolute state
The S bend in American toilets is inferior IMO. Or at least in SA.
Hahaha I actually got a laugh out of that one
Only seen one of these once, they're for disabled people. You faggots have the toilets with the shelf so your shit gets put on display for your inspection. "Only way to know that you're healthy"—this is what Krauts say. No wonder they invented scat porn.
Based, you have only ascended once you've completely inverted the purposes of your sink and toilet
lel, its all good. I kikel, i mean circle through a bunch for fun cause they always call me out.
I live in the USA. I could be a jew.
>piss like a man
>amerimutts define their manlihood by the way they piss
maybe you should worry about all those feminizing hormones and pesticides you amerimutts love so much in your water instead of trying to overcompensate like faggots.
I prefer the term Grabbler thank you very much
I live in new york and have never seen one of these in my life
if you dont sit when you pee youre a tranphobic bigot
Be more inclusive it doesnt harm you to do it and makes marginalized people feel expected
Seriously, what the fuck is the point of the German shit shelf?
How do europoors define their manhood? How much refugee bbc you can satisfy in a day?
LEARN TO AIM SAUSCHWAB!!
The masculine art of pissing while standing up is but one aspect of the overall masculine way of life. Are there so few things you recognize as masculine anymore that you were so quick to project your femininity onto us by assuming that this was the sole definition of masculinity by which American men define themselves by?
Based Grabbler.
The big advantage of sitting down is that you can do it in the dark. If I turn the light on I can't go back to sleep, so I've gotten used to sitting down at home. Stand up like a man everywhere else though.
Nice try, memeflag
Shut you glp voting half nigger.
Do G*rmans really piss in toilets?
I piss in a bale of hay so I can harvest my own precious nitrate salts to produce home-made preserves meats and black powder.
I guess G*rmans aren't that intelligent or industrious.
All the masculine Germans were killed off in the wars. It's the whole point of Jew-run world wars. Remember that next time, after basic training, kill the officers. Do not get on the boats/planes/trucks/trains.
I've never met anyone who has been to Switzerland say ANYTHING nice about the Swiss people. The scenery sure, but the entire world thinks you're mountain jews who only talk about money.
freies deutschland beer hall push Deutsche Niederlage des Ersten Weltkriegs Camps kommunistisch Sieg demokratisch Merkel Anti-Nationalismus ist himmelhoch European Union Amerika kann schon ficken Polen sterben Russia Verlust des Zweiten Weltkriegs Land dispute Karma Rückblenden des Krieges Krieg France Rückblenden des Landes in Frieden zu sein Berlin Wall kein europa mehr zerstört Bombing of Dresden Zerstörer Russlands National Socialist Revolution deutsche leiter der freiheit Democracy keine freiheit mehr für deutschland alles ist verloren Liberation alles ist verloren alles weg Allies Alles ist Staub immigration deutschland ist frei merkel ist retter der europäischen Cologne keine Nazi-Unterdrückung mehr ja endlich!
I pee sitting down out of habit.
Back in my stoner days I would sit because too stoned to aim for the bowl, or I'd start giggling and pee everywhere. So sitting down made sense. I've kept the habit.
I also don't have to change position if a shit decides to show up.
How is this thread politically relevant by the way? Whats bext ? Discuss how double ply toilet paper is a Jewish scam to sell more paper??
kek'd
>stink of piss.
Drink more water! Best to have it (mostly) transparent, stay hydrated friend.