I've been attending an Orthodox church for the last 4 months, largely because of Jow Forums's meme'ing. It caught my interest.
I went for the last time today. I am now firmly convinced that this "One Holy Catholic Apostolic Church" idea is a fat load of cope.
Fuck you, Jow Forums. The only reason to go to something like this is if you want a "BASED RACIST" church. Which you will definitely get, as half the members see you as an eccentric-at-best white guy who is not one of them.
Theologically, Orthodoxy is also shit. I swear, if they actually read their bibles the whole thing would fall apart (which it is, btw, they can't keep cradle-dox in their churches at all).
I don't know what I am. I'm not Catholic (obey muh pope, lol), not Evangelical (baste tv preacher, lol), not some wierd shit like Mormon or JW. But I do now know from personal experience that this Orthodoxy meme is just that, a giant meme from a bunch of westerners looking for something authentic, and thus willing to gloss over that something's bullshit.
You people are the Instagram wanderlust girls of religion. Congrats.
Because based albanians will beat your ass if you try
Hunter Bell
largely true. However, it is coming, especially here in America (dunno what its like in Greece). The Patriarch of Constantinople is slowly working in the beginnings of degeneracy. And OCA here is already well on its way to being part of the Church of Progress.
Greek nationalism is great, in Greece. I'm a corn fed, gun totin white man from the midwest. I'm not going to a church where it is ok to express love to Greece but not my people. No offense to Greeks.
That brings this up, what happened to Golden Dawn anyway?
Adam Sanchez
Don't know but I wish it gained more traction and became the dominant political party. Would've been nice if a red pilled Greece dragged Europe into a major war to remove kebab from Europe once and for all.
Carson Hall
Even though the Ecumenic Councils support it.
James King
never gonna happen kek
Christian Gutierrez
1. Ecumenical councils aren't foolproof 2. Doubt.jpg. Orthodox basically repeat these memes over and over until they take on lives of their own. "We believe in the Ecumenical Councils", we "are the Church of the Apostles", "all the Church fathers support us and only us". It gets into serious tautology territory.
Tyler Rivera
Orthodox theology is 2000 years old and it has withstood the test of time. The Orthodox wrote the Bible. What theological issues do you have? As for nationalism I can understand, but you have the OCA, which is ethnically American I believe. Hurling insults at others without giving arguments is contrary to the Christian spirit of charity.
>Orthodox theology is 2000 years old Orthodox theology changes a lot more than you people care to admit. >The Orthodox wrote the Bible. False. Funny how the Catholics say the same thing. >What theological issues do you have? "Veneration" of Mary, perpetual virginity of Mary, praying to Saints, Icons, and Theosis. >but you have the OCA, which is ethnically American I believe. Completely false. Most OCA parishes are former Russian/Serbian/Bulgarian parishes that switched over to the OCA. There is no real "white native born American" organization. >Jay Dyer oh man, this is the guy that got me into it. Hell, you might have been one of the posters that posted his arguments and got me into it. Look, I like his arguments for the existence of God. But he seriously loses me with his Orthodox advocacy. The guy is also a former Sede. I don't really care what denominations one is or was, but Sedes are such a logical conundrum that I can't really take them seriously. He makes funny parody vids though.
Kind of. Many Christians are worshipping saints, Mary, apostles or other false Gods that Christ never talked about. People also think that belonging to a church and having heard of Christ is enough. They couldn't be more wrong.
isn't there a pagan general containment thread for you literal fags?
Levi Nelson
Not an argument.
Charles Wright
>This "Christ" of yours never said his teachings are suitable for the non-jews yet you people worship him as a god. his name was Rabbi Joshua... Jezues and Christianity was invented by Rabbi Saul
So you’re a scriptural illiterate along with an iconoclast retard? You’re a JW, you stupid faggot
Adrian Harris
Posting ahistorical memepics isn't much of an argument as well my mongolic friend
Matthew Martin
Yahushua = God Saves.
Christopher Cruz
christianity is totally pozzed.
James Harris
Suit yourself. You are unwilling of providing actual points, you are only interested in ridiculing the points of others. You offer no substance. Feel free to believe in whatever comforts you.
Jayden Howard
Make your own wh*te boi neo-nazi orthodox church. Also youre seen as an outsider vecause youre not baptized, came there sperging out about some fantasy usa white mutt nationalism. Youre a fucking retard OP
>only pagans are able to see through our crap You people think too highly of yourself
Levi Russell
> he fell for the Church meme You are probably too retarded to be Christian anyways
Jace Brown
>t. Navalnyberg
Ryder Sanchez
>Make your own wh*te boi neo-nazi orthodox church. Nah. I can just leave. >Also youre seen as an outsider vecause youre not baptized, came there sperging out about some fantasy usa white mutt nationalism. What if I told you that there was no mention of nationalism from me? What if you are just talking out your ass? What if you were a leaf? Would anyone be surprised?
wouldn't surprise me. "We're legitimate because we laid hands on each other", lmao.
>You are unwilling of providing actual points >This "Christ" of yours never said his teachings are suitable for the non-jews yet you people worship him as a god. Try again. This time without citing jewish mythology as a legitimate source
Ethan Hall
Why should I argue with a theological illiterate? You think you’ve outsmarted 2000 years of the faithful? Ok.
Do you really think Catholic or Orthodox think the pictures and statues of saints ARE GOD? Do you think we worship these things? You’re a fucking moron dude.
I guess Mary was a whore too cuz you said so kek
Jose Jackson
Do you even know what mix of mutt you are? Orthodoxy is nationalist. Thats why each country has their own orthodox church. Theyre interchangable though. (A greek can worship in serb and a russian can worship in greek) you are seen as a outsider because thats what you are you autistic shit.
Ryan Taylor
I bet your church building isn't built in actual Russian/Byzantine style and interior also looks like some generic American church, no gilding, icon, etc Do you people even kiss the cross/eat prosphoron/drink dat wine n shiet? How's the chorus?
Bentley Hall
>obey muh pope OBEY THE SUCCESSOR OF ST PETER, GET A LOAD OF ZIS!!!
Tyler Sanchez
No man is above another and no man has a direct connection to god. Thats whats wrong with Catholicism. Also u guys change your decree like its nothing. Didnt the pope just accept homos?
John Mitchell
I go to an SSPX chapel.
Benjamin Cooper
>pope Nah. >You think you’ve outsmarted 2000 years of the faithful? Ok. No. I think history is absolutely riddled with theological division, and I think some people got it right. On a lot of issues, that isn't the Orthodox. >Do you really think Catholic or Orthodox think the pictures and statues of saints ARE GOD? Do you think we worship these things? You’re a fucking moron dude. No, I know they don't, because I attended a church for close to a year. BUT, they do make way too much of it and it takes away from what following Christ is supposed to be about.
Step up your game and stop strawmanning.
>I guess Mary was a whore too cuz you said so kek
Pic related.
>Do you even know what mix of mutt you are? Yes, I do. >Orthodoxy is nationalist. Maybe in Europe. Not fucking here. >you are seen as a outsider because thats what you are you autistic shit. You just agreed with me, and you are calling me autistic? No wonder nobody takes leaves seriously.
You’re right dude, priests who spend years praying, meditating, and sacrificing every earthly pleasure for God have the exact same connection to Him as you do!
Fucking retard
Christopher Hill
Works aren't proof of shit.
Daniel Ortiz
>they take too much time doing what they wanna do and not enough time doing what I wanna do!
Get over it man. I don’t have to straw man arguments this atrocious. The saints we venerate are exemplary Christians and embody Christ’s life and message. You really think Jesus is up there pissed off because we say Hail Mary ten times on the Rosary for each Our Father? Kek.
Look into Fatima and other Marian apparitions approved by the Church. Our Lady is real, she is the Queen of Heaven and has been appearing to us for some time. She has also made some stark predictions. The Rosary is a holy weapon in this spiritual war.
Your claim you can discern which Churches “got it right” and which didn’t is the epitome of pride. The Holy Ghost has been with the Church for 2000 years. How long has it been with you? By what divine providence do you claim to discern the absolute truth?
Dominic Powell
They sure do. No man is seen as above one another by god. They know the theology and understand things more than I do, but they are still just people. Accept that the pope just had a god complex.
Aiden Cooper
You’re literally retarded if you think living a Holy life would not strengthen your bond with God. You want God with faith alone? Join the Protestant Church you retard lmao
Jeremiah Kelly
No YOU have a commie complex you nigger. All humans are NOT equal under God. What kind of theology is this?
Chase Kelly
>god favors one insect over another We are all people u autistic mutt
Matthew Jenkins
oh look we've got the Marian apparitionist now. Did you even read the graphic I posted or are you too stuck up the ass of the Catholic cathechism? Let me guess, Mary also juggled the moon and stars that one time, right?
faith alone is the only soteriology that ends in any kind of sense.
Jose Martinez
>God favors the priests the same as the satanists
You’re a retard
Liam Campbell
Saints are considered to be above other men by God. Also, everyone isn't equally as happy in heaven. You're as happy as your soul can imagine but if your soul is more developed you're going to have a higher capacity for happiness in heaven.
Anthony Ortiz
Its one thing to defy god and another to accept him you screeching retard
Parker Hernandez
Do you know of any living saints?
Owen Russell
>Marian apparitionist
You mean Catholic? No I’m on mobile and I can’t see your graphic. Why not just make your point? You can’t even refute mine.
Xavier Hall
>Saints are considered to be above other men by God. This is insane. So a man who gets Sanctified by the church (whatever church that is) is seen higher by God? You realize that by doing so you (the church, made up of MEN) are dictating to God who he should think higher of?
I've already refute your points, Catholic. It's not my damn fault you are on mobile+retarded.
Dominic Foster
All Christians, Scripturally speaking, are saints.
You think it’s that easy as just accepting? Do all Christians live by the Word and accept God to the exact same extent? You really think saying “Jesus is Lord” one single time in your life will equal you to a priest?
Zachary Allen
There is something hilarious about seeing supposedly white redpilled guys trying to figure out which form of Judaism 2.0 is the best.
>Saints are good examples of Christ-like >how can you discern the truth, for yourself?
You have yet to address these
Xavier Hall
>t. christcuck enough said
Isaac Sanchez
>Saints are good examples of Christ-like Sure they are. But we don't pray to them. We don't ask them anything.
>how can you discern the truth, for yourself? By having a brain.
you and your kin should be ashamed of what you have let your country become.
Ryan Long
>priests with superiority complexes Let me guess, youre a catholic Lmao
Connor Garcia
You sound fucking 16 years old. You’re just begging the question.
>we don’t pray to them. We don’t ask them anything.
Says....you? Why don’t you look into some ecumenical councils and maybe humble yourself and think “I probably don’t know better than the founders of the Church”
You are an arrogant pride-filled little faggot and have no place in the house of God, I’m glad you left the Orthodoxy
Ian Morales
Good refutation, dilating tranny kike leaf.
Isaiah Smith
>Listen to the church because I said so
Its all so tiresome. I'll bet you're even mad the counter-Reformation happened.
William Hughes
Hey why dont u go beg ur priest for forgiveness and ask him to ask god for your place in heaven lmaooo >pope >THINKS HES A DIRECT CONNECTION TO GOD LMAOOO
Colton Roberts
I go to an Orthodox parish and have had the opposite experience. Half of my parish is Middle eastern (Lebanese and Syrian) and the other half are white converts. Most of them (even the Arabs) are patriotic and love this country, on holidays the choir sings patriotic songs during the veneration of the cross and we have an American flag in the sanctuary, so nationalism isn't a problem, as you know we pray for the President and armed forces in the Liturgy. What I suspect is you joined a parish of old Greek boomers who care more about Greekness than Orthodoxy, or you're like the meme in post related and are misunderstanding nationalism vs. racialism.
Eli Martinez
Because you cared more about the "outward appearance" of the religion rather than the truth. How about you search for the truth, and then find it.
>T. Ex-orthodox greek American, now an actual Christian.
Adrian Smith
Guys, I am at rock bottom. I've been suffering with unbearable pains every, single, day and no matter what I do or don't do, it's not going away. I beg you, pray for me that I may get better. I've been praying day and night, every day, but I don't know where God is. I haven't been able to live a normal life for 2 years now, I can't leave my home most days, and every time things seem to be getting better, I suddenly become worse and back to how bad I was when this all started. I can't take any more of this, I need God to heal me and get me out of this pit. I don't care what denomination you are as long as you believe that Jesus is the Son of God.
Adrian Reed
>Catholics literally think they can speak with the dead Y’all niggers use a ouija board or something?
>Theologically, Orthodoxy is also shit. I swear, if they actually read their bibles the whole thing would fall apart (which it is, btw, they can't keep cradle-dox in their churches at all).
It would be better if you gave an example.
Adrian Morales
No, listen to the Church because the Holy Ghost has been with them for millenia. Listen to the fathers because they lived way closer to Christ than you do. They’ve prayed more, they’ve mediated more, they’ve learned, read, and written way more than you ever will. Why do you think you know better? You fucking don’t you absolute reductionist fucking retard.
Enjoy hell
Kevin Gutierrez
This entire board is so autistic. How the fuck do you get conjuring the dead from what I wrote? Because we pray to saints? Kill yourself
Michael Gomez
>Enjoy hell Ill see you there heretic, praying to a human...
Carter Adams
How the fuck did YOU get conjuring the dead from what I wrote?
The illiteracy (((is real))). We have text fragments from the II century praising Theotokos. The Assumption is very much defensible even using the heresy of sola scriptura, which the Bibles states Holy Mary was the most graced and if Elijah and Enoch merited being bodily assumed, then why not Mary? Also, no relics of Mary, how inconvenient.
I'm not even going to bother with the rest, protestants are such a bothersome lot, they even feign being Orthodox to deceive and spread their filth. This is how Luther's christians are taught to behave apparently.
Christianity is either Catholic or Orthodox. We consider each other schismatic but either theology is much more sophisticated than the "throw it all in the trash" proddie approach to Christianity.
Cooper Anderson
>this sort of speech >dictating to god to allow u >making fun of those who wont Heretic
Cooper Gray
COngrats on having a different experience. Lmao you have no idea what you are talking about. Sure thing user. Theosis is counter biblical. >People have been around longer than me, that means even though they contradict themselves and each other, I should listen to them Plenty of other Christian thought has been around for a long time. They got it closer to being correct, though. he's ok oh so you read the infographic then?
Dominic Gomez
>dumb nigger realizes he thinks he can talk to the dead >can’t retort
Logan Diaz
You have largely been irrelevant or implicitly complicit with the erosion of our society
Bentley Ramirez
Maybe your life will be better because of this experience, assuming this pain becomes tolerable at some point. Or maybe this experience will somehow make someone else's life better. Then it could be selfish to wish it away. You can't stop the pain by wishing for it to go away, so perhaps the best way to cope would be to learn to enjoy it slightly by recognizing that pain and suffering can either break you or make you a stronger person.
I will also pray for you.
Austin Sullivan
My point is you shouldn't dismiss it purely because you had a bad experience with one parish. And what exactly is it about Orthodox theology that you think would fall apart with scripture reading?
Bentley Davis
Are you fucking stupid? The point is not that they’ve lived longer. It’s that they lived HOLIER and thousands of years closer to Christ than you. But ok throw it all away because you’re a prottie modernist heretic who thinks you can figure it all out on Jow Forums and google.
John Sullivan
I just don’t care to engage with every autistic faggot on this board. Neck yourself
Brandon Sullivan
yes orthodox is full of cope. shitting on the Latin Church is akin to gross indians crying about the english trying to civilize them.
Thomas Williams
I'm not dismissing it because of "a bad experience with one parish". I disagree with it on a more fundamental level. >It’s that they lived HOLIER and thousands of years closer to Christ than you. This shit again. Only God knows that. Not you, not me, not your rancid church.