Play VIDEO GAMES

>play VIDEO GAMES
>eat FAST FOOD
>drink ALCOHOL and smoke WEED
>watch MOVIES and TV
>browse FACEBOOK
>watch PORN
>work NINE TO FIVE

Repeat after me: I AM FREE

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i work only 2 days a week and i can survive. yes i cant afford anything but a rent but at least im free. unfortunately im working tomorrow i wanna die just thinking about it

would be much more bearable if I had a wife and child

so you are just gonna stay at square 1 all your life? What a great plan.

Ok, sort of get what you are saying, but honestly tihs is a better standard of living then any time in history. Easier and better, plus my 10/10 hottie is literally in my pocket. Entertainment is life these days.

Who the fuck here uses Facebook?

ive a bunch of hobbies, i do that.

i cant work more than 2 days i just functionally cant do it I dont know if its because im broken or if its because everybody else is

You are both a product and a consumer. The government and corporations did this to you

>work nine to five

The only one you're required to do. Everything else listed is a choice, and a poor one at that.

You forgot: watch sports

if enough people make the first move, I'm with them

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What's square 2?

YOU FORGOT TO COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM

I'm lucky to only work 3 days a week. I'm a wagie supervisor at a warehouse. Shifts are miserable 12 hour days, but it pays damn well and I can enjoy good food and hobbies on the weekends. Also play vidya

No alcohol, weed, Facebook or porn watching here. The rest is accurate.

Lol until you get tired of fucking her, revert to your grotesque porn habit, and start resenting your kids because of how much they interfere with your happiness.

nine to five. what a pussy.
i work from 3am to 9-10pm everyday.
and have time for all of that,
except faceburg.

Same than you, loser.

Probably 75% of the people here use fb, they just wont admit it.

work sets you free

coooming is one of the things that keeps me seen lads

Digits of truth

>play VIDEO GAMES
>eat FAST FOOD
>drink ALCOHOL and smoke WEED
>watch MOVIES and TV
>watch PORN
>NEET

I AM FREEEEEE

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does it count if i only created a fake profile so i could download pictures of my female co-workers?

Doesn't matter, you use it

there's literally nothing wrong with any of those things in moderation
if you hate your job or you feel like you're not paid enough, get a new one
why are people here the absolute biggest cucks?

Based and coompilled

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Based!

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you wouldn't believe how good it feels to be rid of that shit

I AM REEEEEEEEEEE

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Or you two grow apart and split up. She starts fucking chad and demands expensive ass child support. Then comes after your retirement, your annuity. Depending on what state half of what you bought during the marriage is hers now. Pre nups dont mean much these days with how family courts work.
If you're going to marry someone you have to make sure she has money and assets like you, or else when you split you're fucked and will kys

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I have a facebook so I can contact some friends in other countries. It is also easier to organize events and invite people. But damn each time I check my timeline I want to kill myself. Facebook is total cancer. I can believe some people browse facebook everyday.

Sounds like a good life to me

Feels good, man. It beats starving in Africa like a nigger

I enjoy video games, anime, and porn. What's the problem? Is there something else I should be doing that would be equal or greater than the joy that those bring?

>be me
>25
>still a subway sandwich artist
>getting paid 12.50
>work every day and take every shift so i don't die and get kicked out
>survive off of no name minute rice and mac and cheese
>still paying off my 15k+ debt
>still no replies for my hundreds of applications for anything at this point

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Liar

It’s because you’re a manchild.

keep your head up bro, and keep cooming

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Get a Certification in Forklift, IT, construction and get a better job you idiot. It only cost like $300 for the test and all the material is on the net

Your desire to be free of the system is itself born of a combination of your innate desire for autonomy and because that very same system taught you to value freedom. Reminder that there is no such thing as free will and you're destined to be a slave, whether to man, nature, or both.

meaningless drivel

What kind of education do you have and what kind of jobs are you applying for?

>i cant work more than 2 days i just functionally cant do it I dont know if its because im broken or if its because everybody else is
I know that feel.

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>must consume organic material periodically in order to survive
>sleep for at least a third of your existence or lose your mind
>find shelter adaptive enough to deal with four(4) different seasons ranging from extreme heat to extreme cold
>I am free

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Don't know. Getting real tired of it.

based

>used to work 7 days on one off
>got better
>demanded more
>got more
>repeat
>work ~5 now, have family, friends to spend time with
>shooting for 4 next year but want to start my own biz

>Work 0 days a week
>Paid to get educated
;)

you get paid 12.50 for making a fucking sandwich?
and all you can afford is rice and mac n cheese?
maybe youre just bad with money.
i mean, you are in debt which does prove my point..

I make over $6/hour on passive income as a NEET. 160 hours/month full time as well

Food is expensive in canada

What is the passive income source,

SSDI

I deleted it years ago

>tfw wagie with healthy social life now
I miss being able to take 2am night drives to cities far away. I'd come back early in the morning and go to bed. Responsibility kinda takes away your freedom.

Damnit user. I thought you had a biz model