The Amish

I have a dream when I pick up some Amish chicks for rumspringa (spell check?), get them fucked up, and fuck the shit out of them. Maybe keep a couple of them dependent on me and have them move in and take care of the house and make food and shit. Maybe even sell bake goods to make cash, or just get some shit job to make me some extra cash. One day

Let's be realistic a sec, k? Ideologically, sure, they are spot on trads. But that also means:
1. No razors.
2. No deodorant.
3. No sexy shower time.
4. No dicks getting sucked.
5. No 69.
6. No lingerie.
7. No coitus without reproductive goals.

So, there ARE some trade-offs. Serious ones, at that.

I wouldn't be surprised of the Amish will be the last white people on American soil.

Honestly, I'm not terribly impressed with Amish or Mennonite food at all. The cheese is about the best thing I could say, but it's not even labeled as being raw cheese. Tasty and inexpensive and gets the benefit of the doubt, but that's about it. As for man crafts they're basically just cornering markets run by large corporations unless you'd rather buy furniture made for richfolk instead of shopping the thrift stores.

I live in amish county.
worked with the amish.
Buy goods from the amish.

Raw milk, cheese, vegetables.
Trade goods with em. *Used motoroil..!!

Basically good people... They call Americans the English, Speak German amongst themselves.. good people..

I actually believe the Amish is a close to perfect model for the white race. A few things I'd change about them, but over all I miss that life. However i enjoy flying to much to ever go back.

Clearly you've never had sauerbraten

all of those things sound pretty based though

They dont speak german at all. They speak Pennsylvania Dutch.

It's a bit of a drive to get in to Amish country for me, so I can only speak about what I see in my parts. I didn't really think they'd be showing up this far away on horse and buggy alone, but I can't blame them for trying to be good at trading some goods and services with the outside world.

You need to try sauerbraten, you will love it.

I work in Amish country sometimes, are they allowed to use technology or not? I saw an amish dude in sheetz ordering a burger

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Got any recipes? It's right up my alley, but I'm not sure if I'd really have the time to stop and buy some from the right place whenever I might be going there next.

They shit in outhouses
They don't have running water
They stink
No fucking way I would ever eat amish food
And their horses shit all over the road

those aren't real Amish, those are actors.
real amish are so fucking inbred they are devoid of any attractiveness

> pic
We must do something about it.

>Kind, respectful, love for family and friends, efficient (for me at least because they can build a house in like 2 weeks), and they don't act like thugs.
I work with the amish and they're awesome

Not around here, they still look like Europeans.

If you think all those things are necessary you are the part of the problem.

It's true. A big bushy beard orthodox kike looks like a freak. A big bushy beard Amish guy looks like he might be your weird uncle.

Rules are meant to be broken. You know them Amish chicks get freaky. If nobody finds out than you wont get shunned

They own million dollar combines.
But they do not rely on them. They simp!y make their community "competitive" with other american farmers. They still have the knowledge and tools to bring in a harvest by hand.
Yes, I live around Amish.

Mennonites can use electricity and can posses firearms

yes, but that is literally old low German

What do Germans have to be proud of? Being the best shabbos goyim of all time?

The ones I've met have been good people. I hope the best for them and their future as the hungering hordes close in from all sides.

The Ba'Ku from Star Trek Insurrection had it all figured out. Keep the knowledge of advanced technology, live the wilderness.

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Interesting, I was always told that they thought technology was evil and satanic and that America was an evil country

It kind of sucks that they are priced out of a lot of farm land. Supposedly that's why they are moving all over the US to find cheap agricultural land. They are inherently a subsistence farming group but they need money to expand farmland for future generations so they are forced to sell to the "english". They would have killed it in the pioneer days where land was given for free just to settle the area, but they were only a small group still in the new England area with prospects to expand in the immediate area.

>7. No coitus without reproductive goals.
Literally the only downside... until you realize Amish like to get up to 6-10 kids which grantees free unprotected sex for as long as you actually want to see the woman naked.

Amish have the largest birthrate of any ethnic group in the us

They are members of the radical WPP group.

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Used to see them at the train station all the time and they always seemed pretty chill. They kinda kept to themselves and were always nice. What's so wrong with just leaving them alone?

I noticed this too. Some of the girls were hot af and my brain just couldn't comprehend.

It might be a little bit like Mormons. I've seen some with ridiculously hot girls cranking out white babies early on, but it's obviously to do with being part of the operation.

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bump of cocaine for you

>What's your opinion on them pol?
Quiet and friendly.
>Should we live like them?
The self-sufficiency part certainly deserves consideration.

Good workers but god damn do they stink.

That's awesome. They're based, white, and breed like niggers

>sexy shower time

pure unadulterated onions.

I don’t see the Germans living to serve the jews. Quite the opposite actually.

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Do you mean Germany Germans?

I went Rumspringa 10 years ago. Didn’t think twice about going back then. I would like a do over.

Sexy sponge bath time tho

I guess. I don’t know what the fuck you’re on about. Put down the bottle, retard.

>Should we live like them?
You'd be happier if you did.

They do. I do business with Amish fairly regularly. They own more lumber businesses than you'd imagine. Some harvest lumber from my land every few years.
They pay on the spot once negotiations are done, are honest, fair, and leave your property virtually unchanged (minus some trees).

They might be mennonites on the image.

Their birth-rates are amazing. They are too hardcore for me, but absolute respect.

Amish birthrates surpass that of ANY shitskins.

What's more, when the gibs dry up, their birth-rates will remain.

You put down the Jew and I'll put down the bottle.

What the fuck are you talking about now?

Based

Also very few baths. The people in the image are Mennonites and they use smartphones and facebook. They "don't use computers" but use smartphones and social media, which means it's only a matter of time until they're ruined. True Amish don't do anything with tech

God bless the amish. If my marriage falls apart i might just go join them.

You call that posing for a photo? Looks just like people who have never posed for a photo.

Its retarded posts like this that continue to.grow my hatred for leafs.

They smell bad

They're basically Jews but with more tax breaks.

Mennonites
>use technology only if necessary
>like using shitboxes for long distance travel
>access to the Internet for business
>partially integrated into society

Amish
>no cars
>no Internet
>only certain communities use technology to keep up with business competitors
>everything they use/harvest/make is done by hand
>extremely closed off

Both are extremely nice people, mennonites are much more open to conversation with normies. The amish only interact with the modern world when taking their buggies on road ways or selling you items.

Had an Amish person build me a desk one time. Seriously the finest piece of furniture I will ever own. Fuckers are born to craft shit

Not true, Mennonites have computers and smartphones but they aren't allowed to have social media. They have their own filter software and the church approves what they can access.

They'll use mennonites for some tasks that they couldnt complete without breaking tradition. Amish view them as lesser Christians but they dont mind using them like niggers for transport, metal fabrication, repair etc.

There are also a number of very liberal mennonite sects that have been pozzed to hell and back.

Depends on the exact denomination. "Amish" is nothing but a category - Old Order? Beachy? A lot of them are more liberal than you might think. One guy I knew had a phone shed. He needed a phone to do business, so he built a small shack just for that phone and for his desk, so it wasn't in the house. No telemarketers interrupting supper with the family, no distractions, etc. It's not even so much a matter of not using technology, it's a matter of not letting it affect you.

If Jow Forums is interested in this sort of lifestyle in general, Amish and Mennonites are both subgroups of Anabaptists. Other subgroups include Hutterites, Brethren, River Brethren, and a few other I'm doubtless forgetting. Almost all of them share far more in common than they have differences. The lifestyle will be very, very different from anything you're used to, and you'll remain an outsider for some time - your entire life, in some cases. But they're some of the best, most genuine, sincere, God-fearing people on earth.

t. raised Mennonite, sister married into Hutterites

Amish do not identify as american.

Bullshit.

Also bullshit.

Far from the mark.

Also bullshit.

Semi-bullshit - read about two-kingdom theology.

Don't make me tell your community leader about you using the devil's pipeline, Jedediah.

I was also raised Mennonite, the hardcore one. The black car type with not tv or radio.

They absolutely employ mennonites for the shit they aren't allowed to do themselves. And I'm not reading that shit. Fuck the amish.

I grew up Mennonite and most of my family still is you dumb nigger. Why would you like about this?

>black car
Those are the sorts of weird differences between the Anabaptist groups that nobody pays attention too. Retarded Jow Forumslacks spout off about "I HEARD THESE GUYS USE COMPUTERS BUT NOT SOCIAL MEDIA" because it's what they heard on some buzzfeed video on jewtube. Nah, it's things like "everyone owns a black car and you'd never EVER purchase a red one, because black is a humble color".

Because if that's a thing, it's a thing specific to your church or community, not to Mennonites as a whole. They have no unifying doctrine on social media (which is why I'm in Mennonite groups on facehook, lol). It's not my fault if you've only ever been to one church, but don't think that all Mennonites are the same.

I want to fuck an Amish chick & make her talk dirty.

Holy fuck you idiot, you are ignorant. They went to PA not New England.

Save your marriage user. But I agree, Amish life is best life.

Its more complicated than "technology is evil".
A horse carriage was one of the most complicated machines a civilian could own when they first came to the U.S.
The Amish simply don't want to use technology as a crutch.
Its not the technology that's inherently evil, its the laziness that it produces that's evil.

Amish will use phones to contact other community's.
Amish will not use a smartphone to play candy crush for 3 hours.

One of the last hopes for the white race. They have tradition and keep their way of life intact by being tribal and keeping their families away from Jewish degeneracy. They also have an average family size of 7 and if they are able to continue to exponentially grow there will be billions of them in a hundred years.

Only criticism is their religion is the Semitic Jew religion of Christianity. Sure they found a way to help it serve their people but ultimately a religion that is 100% aligned with genetic superiority is always what’s best.

Tell them to work out how to sell raw milk cheese in the regional grocery chains. It shouldn't be too difficult. That shit is goooooood. They might even be able to start selling raw milk. It's been done before.

Its appears they have worked out how to live a happier life than everyone else whilst still maintaining a good standard of living

Those aren't serious at all. All those things flipped to yes cause degeneracy.
If you have sex with the sole goal to get off and not have a kid, your kid will be a disappointment, and you'll ruin its life.

What ever was made from that story about a mass killing of amish people? It was a long time ago.

>One of the last hopes for the white race.
Amish literally let niggers breed their wives. You are so off-base here it's sad and funny at the same time.

>1. No razors
I like my safety razor but growing a beard is fine
>2. No Deodorant
If you are STILL using commercial deodorant instead of lemons or limes, you're a bluepilled retard
>3. No sexy shower time
What
>4. No dicks getting sucked
>5. No 69
So what faggot stop being a depraved sex addict
>6. No lingerie
See above
>7. No coitus without reproductive goals.
Yeah, I've made my point clear

Sex is for making babies, faggot

Be your own boss, build something for your family. Amich success technique.

True but I its even better/more powerful when you have your own community/ingroup that you are also a part of helping build up your own infrastructure and sharing experiences with

Get yourself a sexy Amish wife..

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