Why has Jow Forums not gotten themselves a nice millennial gf to marry?

Why has Jow Forums not gotten themselves a nice millennial gf to marry?

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We're gays who prefer traps.

i had three memes on my tinder account.
one was about dying in my sleep so i wouldnt have to goto work, one was about michael jackson trying to get the soul stone before thanos, one was about asking jesus to keep me from THOTS.

guess which one got reported.

Shaving shit into the side of your head wasn't even cool when I did it as a young child.

Girls hate white men because they’re embarrassing and they age horribly

Why does this lesbian represent all millennial questions? She looks dumb as shit.

I have had a front row seat to the worst show on earth: Marriage.

Almost everything about it is awful. One of the only good marriages I witnessed was my parent's marriage. Why? Because my dad ran the show and he wasn't a dickhead. All marriages dominated by women look fucking awful. The men work too much, they're forced to buy stuff they don't need, they drive shitty cars so their wife can have the Mercedes, they have to do chores they shouldn't have to do and -- when it's all done -- the women still aren't happy. Run away men. Go make money. Learn to shoot. Workout. Learn to fight. Do anything except fall for the greatest trap in history.

She is /our/ girl.

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Millennial girls are all lesbian.

>Nice millennial gf
HAHAHAHAHAHAH...oh wait you're serious

Because the fuckable ones are complete pieces of shit in terms of personality and cannot be trusted.
The ones with mediocre personalities are fat, disgusting, don't cook and clean, and yet STILL are feminists and brainwashed with post-modern bullshit.
There's no such thing as an unmarried woman who has a great personality (fat or skinny) because they get snapped up by lucky dudes early on.

Interesting. Had no idea she was a pro gamer.

I hate millennial women they're even more crazy than us dudes. Literally worst generation

Why would I want a millennial when I can marry a nice tight zoomer girl?

Because your a pedo.

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Have you ever gone out on a date with a woman thats maybe 8 years younger than you? Its terrible man, they just look at their phone the whole time and talk about dumb shit you have no idea about.

any females under 35 is a lost cause

As a millennial I prefer traps or farm animals to women

kek

because m*lleeeniLUL wahmen wear too much fucking makeup, they're all fakes and worthless trash, fuck off

user speaks truth. Attractive - Sane - Single: with women you can pick two. And the attractive sane ones are not going remain single very long.

nipple
titty

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Already did and have bred 3 kids with her.

I'm afraid of my own sexuality/nature and too socially awkward to approach females, so I've given up.

>shaved head
>marriage-material
Pick one

Cuz dey ghey

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this
we're gay fuck off

Women need to be broken down so much that their only option is to submit to men.
They aren't these precious delicate little flowers that deserve all your time and attention anymore.

Millenial women are utterly repulsive.

That hair, while not trad, isnt too unreasonable. As long as she had no tattoos I would wife her up.

>ywn suck her nipples through her skin-tight sweater
oh cruel fate...

What's her name again?

Chomp slurp burp why you say dat chomp fart gulp

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>They aren't these precious delicate little flowers that deserve all your time and attention anymore.
I can't think of any way this statement could be any more god damn right

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That hair is atrocious lol

My ex gf (we just broke up after 2 years) was 13 years younger than me and we got along great. we both count each other as our best relationship

I guess if I HAD to pick one, it would definitely be second from right

Checked

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What cant she camwhore on the side like the rest of the "pro" gamergurlz

Tried it. She was a whore as should have been expected. Game is rigged best not to play, end early, and try a different sim.

It's depressing to me that you can look at something that foul and even say anything other than:
"get that away from me and please disinfect the wall because other people might walk by it after 20 years of mandatory quarantine"

Exactly this.

Muh dick tho. I'm inject a lot of hormones right now give me a bit of a break man

I normally hate chicks like this but something about this girl just really gets me going every time she’s posted here

She has a sleeve on her left arm
See Still hot tho

€inject a lot of hormones right now

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It's the fact that she has a neck, rare to find in the wild.

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