Time Traveler

I am here from the year 2022. Using advanced quantum computing technology I've managed to send this message back in time, to tell you what happens in the years before the Second American Civil War. I believe you may be the only people who can prevent this.

2019
>It becomes pretty clear after Warren wins the South Carolina primary that she'll be the nominee.
>This is mostly because of Biden just being clearly senile, culminating with him answering a question at the fourth debate and then just kind of trailing off without finishing his thought.
>Warren holds off until very late in the process when she already has enough Delegates before announcing her VP, Lou Correa from California.
>Once they win the nomination, she immediately tacks hard back to center left, blatantly backtracking on a huge amount of campaign positions from the primaries.
>Nobody other than Fox or Trump ever calls her on it and liberals don't care what they say. CNN, MSNBC, NYT, WaPo, etc. are all in lockstep behind her.

2020
>Trump is actually doing really well against her.
>He hits the Pocahantas thing hard, and continually reminds everyone that "centrist" Warren is her just blatantly flip flopping on her positions from just a few months ago.
>Suddenly trade war with China, which looked like it might end in a deal, heats back up as China walks away from the table.
>Markets tank, but more importantly, housing bubble pops (yes, again).
>Trump gets blamed for this. Theme of Warren candidacy becomes "Trump was handed a great economy and ruined it".
>China dumps their US Treasury bonds on the market. Bond prices tank.
>Warren wins. Dems also gain majority in Senate and House.

(Cont.)

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Who is going to win the Superbowl this year? I have some bets to make.

Another larp thread

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do you mind posting a picture or something so I can confirm your flag?

Your LARP sucks because there are no primaries in 2019.

post a pic of your mud hut with your potatoe phone plz

Shut up fag

It's 4am, so here's a pic I took yesterday. Checked, btw.

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I'm a time traveler here to countermand the previous time traveler, since his information just altered your timeline.

Trump wins a second term.
Europe has a civil war between the Muslims and the Europeans after Muslim 2/3rds majorities starts voting in all-Muslim leadership.

The Congress gets back their own right to issue currency from the Jews at the private central bank. This causes significant global turmoil.

The next 10 years is the best one yet. you'll see the first man machine hybrid with a brain prosthetic to an Amazon Datacenter get to 2500 IQ.

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2021
>China trade tensions have eased with Warren just basically backing off.
>But the damage from the Bonds dump is done, economy's still fucked.
>Warren insists on stimulus spending.
>This proceeds to make the markets tank even more.
>Wells Fargo looks like it may go insolvent.
>Run on the banks.
>Dems know that they CANNOT bail out the banks.
>A new "Economic Freedom Bill" begins to be the talk of the Beltway.
>Every American gets a one time check of $10k, all debts forgiven, and they include Medicare for all just for the fuck of it.
>To get the money they plan to raise "taxes on the rich" to 90%.
>Which everyone points out doesn't even cover 5% of the cost.
>Dollar proceeds to plummet against the Euro by 60%, against gold by over 5000%.
>Bitcoin prices also plummet by the way. Sorry.
>To fix the problem, Dems pass an absolute shit ton of gibs, and basically go full Zimbabwe trying to print their way into making it happen.
>Price shock and a basic total cease on all imports into the US.
>The big cities are pure chaos within weeks.
>All public unions from police to teachers are on strike, as the cost of goods in USD has gone up dozens of times but their pay is stagnant.
>Shit really hits the fan in the cities when the hospitals start shutting down around Nov.
>Nationwide State of Emergency declared including The Draft.
>This becomes a huge political issue as the Draft is not being used for some war, but to basically train police for the cities (which are starving) and to force public employees on strike to work.
>Doctors literally being drafted into the military and forced to work in hospitals for worthless USD paychecks.

rare!!

2022
>Several states (TX, AK, MS, AL, GA, FL, and weirdly enough VT) pass laws allowing local law enforcement and citizens to detain federal troops and LEOs at gunpoint if they try to enforce the military draft in state.
>There is a major standoff on national television in Arkansas City between a local militia and the Army.
>About 50 good ol' boys blockading some highways across from over 200 federal toops.
>CNN, Fox News, all reporting.
>Local police show up, join the good ol' boys.
>A few of the police officers start walking across the 100m or so gap between the troops and the Arkansas forces.
>Someone (literally nobody knows who) fires a shot as the police officers get halfway across.
>Both sides freak out and start shooting one another.
>Arkansas guys get absolutely slaughtered, though they do kill about a dozen troops, and a few of them get away.
>Outrage and calls for impeachment, even a lot of Dems are pissed, but the entire MSM (minus Fox) is pretending that consensus is the army did nothing wrong and that the Arkansas guys shot first.
>Internet censorship in China level hyperdrive as Silicon Valley falls in line.
>Most of the previously mentioned states (other than VT) officially secede.
>War is actually over in about 5 minutes, as before secession bill is even passed a group of TX police departments seize several nuke sites and announces any attempt to march on their borders will be responded to with nuclear force.
>Nobody is even sure if they can actually fire them or not, but nobody's going to try and find out.
---> I AM HERE
>Now VT and NH are talking about seceding.
>Warren is saying if they do, nuclear threat or not, Warren will march the army on them.
>TX is saying if they do, they will be considered part of the Texas Alliance, and any attack on them will constitute a nuclear response.

And that's how we got here. I have no idea how you can stop any of this, other than finding some way to warn Trump. Good luck!

Bullshit. I regularly browse the net of the future using time proxy. My http queries are saved to disk, and scheduled to be sent after an interval of years I configure i the settings. The timey wimey bits are really nothing more than a quantum random number generator hooked to a usb. Whole thing cost 50 bucks in parts. I set it up in software such I can read the results of queries sent in the future.

>civil war 2 electric boogaloo is guaranteed
*heavy breathing*

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So China wins the trade war? Wtf I hate Trump now.

Pwnd

>Bitcoin crashes
shit larp lmao no one likes Warren either try harder next time 3/10

>ackshually
news.yahoo.com/trump-another-republican-challenger-mark-sanford-152428985.html

Sounds delightful

I belieb keep posting fren

>I believe you may be the only people who can prevent this.
>prevent

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I like your story thanks future user!

The point is zero primaries occur in 2019. Iowa is the first state to do so and they begin in 2020. OP is a fag.

can you see Mother Base from the beach?

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Fuck off nobody cares, Trump can't possibly lose even if they rig it like they tried with Hillary there was enough people that actually came out to vote that made Trump win in a landslide. The same will happen in 2020.

this picture is bizarre

Took a picture of the cruise ship when I got off yesterday. Well, day before yesterday.

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Whats the deal with the paintings? The simpsons, eeore and 2 smurfs?

Third world knockoff pictures. Kind of like Soviet Mickey from that Chernobyl show.

>here was enough people that actually came out to vote that made Trump win in a landslide. The same will happen in 2020.

1) trump BARELY won in several states, some margins are 20k

2) people thought he was going to lose so they stayed home

3) they have been brainwashed to be so angry at him. Orange man must go at all costs. so they will mobiliize this time around

4) trump weakness is the economy and the stock market. he has wed his fate to it and we are LONG LONG overdue some sort of correction.

Lol

Thinking Bitcoin will be less than 60k in 2022 is just priceless. That's the lowest it reaches in December of 2022.

Cope.
Do you even PCO bro?

I do not believe this at all because I don't see states leader having the conviction to actually secede

you doing like a 2 week cruise or something?

pco?

>I don't see states leader having the conviction to actually secede.
maybe only Alabama and texas though and texas is looking very iffy.

The Demoncrats have lost the plot and went off the rails. I bet record numbers will be out to vote in 2020 because everyone, even centrists and regular liberals know that we can't allow the demoncrats to win any more elections. They just want to tell the public what they believe they think the public wants to hear, but everyone knows they will use their position to only help themselves and their friends/special interests and not the best interest of the people.

>third world knockoff paintings
sudden nostalgia

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>I am here from the year 2022
Like OMG! Please send your gender reassignment surgery tech like now, girlfriend! Like vid related LMAO!
youtube.com/watch?v=juzpZEYmuj8

Does Brexit happen?

I'm on a bigger boat, but this might give you an idea. Have the day/night here and then off again tomorrow.
seychelles-travel.co.uk/
I grew up in what was East Germany, my parents moved us to the UK when I was young so I don't remember much except for the strange children's sculptures and paintings.

>Lou Correa
Literally who?

Prevent?

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>only people who can prevent this.
O boy you sorta came to the wrong place.

>Soviet Mickey from that Chernobyl show
Cheburashka?

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Dope.
Buy a house this year, fix up the soil, watch the apocalypse happen in real time, pay off my shit for a single loaf of home grown bread.

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>2019
>South Carolina primary
202 isn't sending their best

Correa already endorsed Biden a couple weeks ago. Doubt

This guy

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Time travel seems to have side effects user..

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It’s bullshit. But I believe it.

Then tell us the winning lottery tickets and post the dates of them from tomorrow to December 2019.

What about gun control bullshit? Do they (libshits) fail to take people's guns away?

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>>China dumps their US Treasury bonds on the market. Bond prices tank.
this kills the LARP

Blessed Outerhaven user.

If this happens I will gladly drink the strongest alcohol until death.

>prevent
nigger where do you think you are?

>Theme of Warren candidacy becomes "Trump was handed a great economy and ruined it".
I thought that great economy was Obama's economy.

I'm so fucking pumped reading this. Blood is rushing and I can feel it.

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That's the implication....

It's a pretty good strategy. If he were a real threat to those in power, we'd see it as soon as the Democratic coronation.

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That bitch is too dumb to win anything.

canada invades mexico and the u.s. government is so impressed with how many mexicans they forced south that they don't even question canada anymore as the canadians travel across america pushing the mexicans / central / south americans further and further south.

canada finally quits when they start seeing canadian flags again.

it took roughly 10 years.

america was saved for the time being and it's 85% white again.

we all speak english due to canada invading us though.

>Both sides freak out and start shooting one another
>Nobody is even sure if they can actually fire them or not, but nobody's going to try and find out.
Lost me here, thats not how things work.

Lol I’m a inter-dimensional being here to help humanity survive its transition into a higher form. This thread is weapons grade bs. Conduit closing....

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Whats the price of Chainlink?

John Titor is a tranny

Hey seychelles bro, i used to live there. I went to ISS too. Say hi to anyone born in 98, flag should give my name away.

Oops realized your a tourist.

if you are a time traveler what will i say next?

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I’m a time traveler from the further FURTHER future. I’ve come back in time to warn you that if the civil war is prevented, it works out okay for the OPs time, but it has disastrous effects on my time. During 2019, a time traveler came back from 2022 and convinced white men to lay down their arms. While the 2020’s were peaceful and prosperous, around the 2040s (which is the time I came from) was when the invasion started. Once president warren seized all the guns, whites were left defenseless, and as soon as we hit minority status (which the announcement was international news for a week and eventually was made into a national holiday called “victory day”) and when they struck. They came from everywhere, Mexico, Canada, from sea and by air from all over Africa and the Middle East. I am one of the only white people left in my time, I came back here to warn you that we need to fight NOW or else it’s over for us.

Why would I want to prevent a boogaloo?

“Wrong”

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I remember there was this fag larping as a time traveler for months on end on the old /news/ board. He insisted that Republicans would never win another election for president and the country would have a civil war ending with liberals living in a technotopia and conservatives living in little medieval villages on the outskirts of the liberal cities. This was in like 2012 so clearly he was a fucking moron.

>the boogaloo is coming
B-bumparooni

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