NO FUCKING HUMOUR THREAD? POST EM OR ILL SHOOT
NO FUCKING HUMOUR THREAD? POST EM OR ILL SHOOT
Easton Lopez
Michael Collins
>dont show up to Jow Forums tomorrow
Lincoln Kelly
How about you actually contribute to a humor thread rather than demand other people do it. KYS
Sage.
Hudson White
Ya will give em the rooty tooty prince andrew fucks kiddies
Charles Cook
Thomas Price
Wyatt Jenkins
Snake, listen up. It all went down five hours ago. Armed soldiers occupied Shadow Moses Island, a remote island off the coast of Alaska. They're demanding the remains of Big Boss. And by the way, Moses...that's a symbol for what you'd call the judgmental father. And Shadow, that's a Jungian archetype, eh. That's your dark side. That's the version of you that's capable of evil. And it exists. It's real, man. It is by no means obvious that your mission is to save your father from your evil twin. It's not a metaphor, you understand that? It's TRUE. It's at least meta-true. So, you need to infiltrate Shadow Moses. But you can't. Except you can! But not really. Because you're useless and pathetic, you smoke too many cigarettes, you barely have any rations, and the few you've got have bloody BUGS all over them for God's sake. And there are a thousand other things wrong with you. So what are you gonna do? Are you gonna not try? Stop feeling sorry for yourself. Pick up your damn DUAL SHOCKâ˘. Learn the damn controls. And then you can move properly in the world. See that box in the top right corner? That's the Soliton Radar, bucko. The dot in the center is you. The red dots are your enemies, and the blue cones are their field of vision. But be careful eh; these are genome soldiers with heightened senses, and an average IQ of 180. That's even higher than Ashkenazi Jews. So you bloody well better watch out. Okay, so-but let's go back to Jews for a moment, because I think it's important. Jews...Jews are the most persecuted people in the world. So they know a thing or two about survival, eh. The holocaust man, that was Hell. If you can live through that, you can get through anything. I have a colleague who's an expert on the subject. Ben Shapiro. His frequency is 141.80. It's only 5.99 a minute with promocode SNAKE. Okay, there are 2 enemy sentries on patrol here. You need to clear your goddamn room. Let's look at your gear. Are you still listening? Snake...? Snake?! SNAAAKE!!!
Ayden Ramirez
not gonna read all that m8
Dominic Gray
Evan Morris
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Gabriel James
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Noah Howard
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Evan Flores
Levi Rodriguez
Anthony Barnes
Luke Diaz
Gabriel Perez
Sebastian Morgan
Kevin Bennett
Dylan Williams
Alexander Reed
Fucj you fsggot
Wyatt Allen
Landon Williams
Robert Murphy
Noah Phillips
LOL
May I repost this in my subreddit, sir? xD
Nathan Reyes
Anthony Foster
No this is my original content bro.
Daniel Taylor
Nah I'm kidding, all of these are re-posts
Go right ahead.
Parker Nguyen
Happy birthday, user.
Matthew Cox
Jackson Howard
Cooper Moore
Dylan Hill
Brayden Garcia
Jackson Wilson
Ethan Anderson
Levi Jenkins
Jacob Miller
Ian Baker
Adam Ward
Hunter Martin
I'm crying
Asher Sanders
Camden Martin
Blake Ward
Hudson Garcia
Asher Gonzalez
Joseph Allen
Zachary Hughes
Angel Martin
>bear fucker
>do you need assistance
LOTS
Oliver Cooper
Jayden Garcia
Leo Collins
Sides
Joshua Campbell
Austin Hughes
Hudson Flores
James Watson
Caleb Robinson
Cooper Johnson
Easton Garcia
wtf is this
Lincoln Young
Gavin Sullivan
Thomas Wilson
Alexander Allen
Gabriel Davis
Promocode...?
Xavier Cooper
Charles Hughes
Parker Diaz
Niggers are niggers but this is kind of shit is actually to ensure employment during times of limited jobs. You find it in a lot of second world countries as a lot of the only work youll find getting paid for by the government is infrastructure shit like this.
Alexander Lewis
Anthony Clark
This send to be implying some black eyed mutt gets blue contacts and larps as white man
Noah Mitchell
What am i looking at?
James Myers
Josiah Brooks
Negroes stealing your packages while you are at work to pay for their welfare/food stamps.
Cooper Lopez
What is this?
Jonathan Cox
Kek nice
Levi Perez
filename lmao
Gavin Turner
Chase Jenkins
What would drive someone to do this? Even niggers know that fire=bad.
Ethan Barnes
>Armed soldiers occupied Shadow Moses Island, a remote island
This is redundant.
Adrian Foster
that ending
Leo Thompson
Dear god he looks like he has been in a fucking gulag
James Gomez
Daniel Wilson
Nathan Smith
Charles Sullivan
oh really?
Christian Rivera
>Even niggers know that fire=bad.
Ethan Taylor
>Even niggers know that fire=bad.
Sure.
Easton Jackson
>niggers know
let me stop you there
David Gutierrez
what on earth is going on there?
Julian Morales
>What would drive someone to do this? Even niggers know that fire=bad.
Ian Smith
Wyatt Hill
hey nigger
Dylan Baker
Before the government violated our 5th Amendment rights and illegally dispossessed us of our legal property without compensations, well, we used to own slaves.
Joseph Brown
Please tell me this is real
Aiden Garcia
WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU HAVE TO DO TO GET LIKE THAT!?
Jayden Wright
sniggers
Christopher Ward
blade?
Evan Reed
Guy was attacked by a bear and then laid in a cave for a few weeks
Juan Smith
Owen Garcia
animotronics
Austin Bennett
nigger mating rituals.