How to overcome coom life

Do this

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Imagine waking up in the middle of the night to take a piss or whatever, and as you're walking back to your bedroom, you hear that signature Hyde cough laugh, along with face emerging from the darkness.

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How?

That's by birthday... I'll be 29.

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AAAH

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I'll lyk when I figure it out op. Need to get out of this fucking city ASAP never used to be like this

Shoo shoo hideous Hyde

I hope Sam Hyde makes it. I really do.

I'm laughing my ass off

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Why do women do this? Every day on this gay Earth, I have more and more contempt for women. Sluts like this deserve rape. It pains me that I'm agreeing with 75IQ desert niggers.

Stop trying to make coomer a thing, it's not happening

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kek

At the end of Brave New World, a crowd gathers to watch John ritually whip himself. When Lenina arrives, John whips her as well. The spectators begin an orgy, in which John takes part. The next day, overcome with guilt and shame, he kills himself. Brave New World’s main theme is the incompatibility of happiness and truth. Throughout the novel, John has argued that it’s better to seek truth, even if it involves suffering, than to accept an easy life of pleasure and happiness. However, when Mustapha Mond grants him the freedom to seek truth through self-sacrifice and suffering, John succumbs to the temptation of pleasure by taking part in an orgy. This ending might suggest that the happiness encouraged by the World State’s Controllers is a more powerful force than the truth John seeks. The ending may also suggest that there is no truth for John to find. However, John may fail in his search for truth because the Controllers have made it impossible to avoid the temptation of happiness in the World State. In that case, the novel’s ending would suggest that seeking truth has to be a social goal. Truth can’t be found by isolated individuals.

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It's the fate of all Jow Forums memes to be driven into the ground by mouthbreathing retards. If people are fapping in an amount they find to be excessive, just get a fucking hobby that doesn't involve slinging ropes, it's not difficult.

whats wrong with your city?

same, I normally hate wojak but this might grow on me

Can I be a coomer I coom like twice a day

I think coomer is funny. It gives me motivation to stay noporn/nofap

have sex

Imagine one of your main problems being that you cum too much. OH THE HORROR

But that's all I do is coom, I'm close to dropping out of University because I'm too busy cooming constantly instead of doing anything productive.

It changed me. I grew up quite remote and fell for the university meme. much of the spirituality/coping mechanisms I developed being raised on a farm has been drowned out or aren't found feasible anymore. Not trying to make excuses, it's a frustrating situation

you gotta work on those numbers mate

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Did you guys always say coom? Ive been saying this for years, I said it not too long ago on here and now i see other people are saying it

coom is a spooky movie night meme that made its way to pol. based spookyposter

Like ive been saying it as an inside joke to my gf for at least 3 or 4 years. I always make up retarded terminology and i dont remember seeing it here. I swear you got it from me

Been off of porn/fap for months. I now have sex with my wife 5x a week. Before that was like 1x a month. My erection game is much stronger. My cumshot is at least more than a porn star’s. And after a few weeks I became indifferent to porn and degeneracy found on Pol.

coomer is funny to me solely because of the pronunciation
>aaAAAAHHH NONONOOOOO IM COOOOOOOOOOOOOOMINF

Also, when James COOMEY memes?

Names

You gotta pump those numbers up those are rookie numbers in this bracket

I don't do it because I fucking want to, I do it because I fucking NEED to...

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I usually tell my girlfriend i coomed after a couple of minutes of lame sex

/cg/ - coomer general?

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It's one of these ebin menes that stick in your brain and won't leave.