Brit/pol GrabBag edition

with the brexit zombie apocalypse nearly upon us it's time to get your grabBags ready , what's in yours?

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It's called a bug-out bag, faggot

>Phone charger and battery pack
That phone is going to be useless when SHTF

>what's in yours?
not any guns, that's for sure lmao

somebody post that fucking list of bong equivalents

who needs guns? mine has a pack of Gregg's sossig rolls , 3 pot noodles , an old copy of fiesta(jo guest edition) and a bottle of JD.

doesn't matter, the pic op posted is a shit bug-out bag

hey there dataminer. Collegefag here. On my person I have a gun, knife, wallet, pen, flashlight, extra magazine for gun, and samsung brand airpods. Back in my room I have a plate carrier, water filter, more guns and ammo, food, and half a bottle of monkey shoulder.

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The only acceptable thing that emergency plan represented in your pic should say
>stick your head between your legs, and kiss your ass goodbye

this is the grab bag that the government and police forces are spamming over twitter.

I found it

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I adore "forcey fun time"

>no guns
>no knives
>no compass
>no firestarter
>no tarp
>no paracord
>no mask
What faggotry

All you need is food water and clothes(a towel socks,rain-parka and a coat and pants) you should have to have a few garbage bags and one garbage bag should line your pack, to keep the clothes dry. Everything else is just dead weight

Why, what are they planning? I bet a complete dismantling of the UK police and army, let UK fall to Islam. Watch.

That would be the worst bug-out bag ever.

I think maybe they are starting to get worried over civil unrest due to Brexit, or a zombie apocalypse ,not sure.

Also, op doesn't realize he's on an island, where's he going to bug-out too? The beach?

A 6 pack of tinnies and an AM radio.

You really going to trust government instructions if the shit hits the fan?

I live in the most isolated and remote places on earth. I'll have plenty og time to make plans and act accordingly, but one of those said plans one wont be stuffing a bag full of useless trinkets before hand.

Don't forget names and addresses of politicians, celebrities, bankers, etc.

Well, dry clothes are always a good thing, in colder climates. I have fallen into ice cold rivers and was glad I lined my bag with a garbage bag.

Most important thing you should pack are weapons, especially the ranged/projectile kinds, like a gun. When the country collapses, go find someone with a gun (if you don't have one) and "acquire" their gun. Then use the gun to "acquire" GrabBags.

I am genuinely curious, what is it like to be afraid of firearms? To me it's no different than looking at powertools. Just be aware of general safety things but in all it's no big deal.

This unironically

That's not very white of you user, and that's why people want to get rid of you and all your shitskin kind

For me? It's:
MSS military Sleeping system
Merino Wool layers and socks, wool gloves
Fleece midlayer jacket
Gore-tex Rain jacket
Copper water bottles, as copper naturally filters water if you leave it in overnight
Ferro rod + lighters
4-way key (good for water access in urban areas)
Leatherman wave, Victorinox, Mora Kansbol
Stainless steel mess kit
Esbit stove
silva compass
G-Shock rangeman as a back up compass/decent tacticool watch but expensive
bunch of paracord
2 milsurp shelter halves
/b/lackup battery bank
Iodine
toilet paper/tissues
Mechanix gloves
Rucksack rain cover
Duct tape
Steel wire
some books to pass the time
diamondback binoculars

might be missing a few bits but yeah thats most of the shite

itt: larping

the country isn't going to collapse. severe economic shocks != the road.

*bzzzzzzz* *bzzzzzzz*

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Morning lads.

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>when SHTF everyone will give up on comms standards and your poptart sized solar-rechargable super-computer with multi-band modem chip will be useless
hurr hurrrr

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mornig fren

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Morning

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bugout bags aren't needing for nothing except tOTaL CoLlaPsE
LA Riots, Katrina were both good examples of needing one. It isn't just prepper wank fantasy mate

What’s Mark Collett’s end game?

Morning lads

As expected of cuckedbongs no knife.

Also I recommend going on plebbit UK and just look at the comments, I usually do it just to laugh at the people saying they’ve been stockpiling food for the last two years

This

Morning mucker

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>copy of fiesta
Do they still make that ? I had a few a long time ago .

When's parliament prorogued from lads?

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>milsurp shelter halves
Kinda heavy .

Also can all you Seppos kindly fuck off to /out/?

A "bug-out bag" that you Yank faggots use? Interesting. Can it be used if you are NOT a faggot, or is this some 'faternity' thing?

don't be a weight weenie and you'll be fine
they're good for stashing stuff in nature also

people who are afraid of guns are afraid of power tools.

Your mum loves these guns but is scared of my power tool tho?

Depends on the situation. Tornado, flood, hurricane? Basic cell service may still work, plus pre-downloaded maps will help for a bit. Nukes going off, no.

wedding tackle is a frightening power tool

Afternoon bongs

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I dont think so , mines a vintage wank mag

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Morning

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how do i force my housing association to deal with the mould plaguing every room of their house?

Burn it down and stop being a poorcunt

He apparently needs a taser.

Pretty sure you can still get razzle can't you?

maybe , never really looked with pornhub being freely available

Tell them you're an asthmatic and it affecting your sleep.

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>books

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Y u do this to us Bruce?

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It's the uk

I've noticed that all the good stuff even on free sites are now behind pay walls.

t b h i think it's given me brain damage

So let me see if I have this straight; not only are you unconcerned with carrying large pieces of one of the most conductive materials around close to your body in a cold climate, but you are also betting that you only need to refill them twice a day?

I used to fap the odd one or two out to Jo Guest in the 90’s, did she really do filth rag shoot? The best I can remember is a few topless Loaded/Nuts shit ones.

Mate breathing in mould spores is pretty dangerous, they're cunts for not sorting it they can get into serious trouble if they don't .

>britain doesn't brexit
>get to laugh and call them cucks for the rest of my life for capitulating to the eu
>britain does brexit
>get to laugh and call them cucks for the rest of my life for needing to come beg the us for trade deals and preferential treatment like a homeless relative

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>Be the 2019th Year of our Queen
>Not packing a T.V Loisince

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>Remainers still seething over Dom's 4D Ludo strats

First day of prorogation is going to be saltier than the Dead Sea.

Hand-crank or solar charger means you can power it forever. And the phone itself is far from useless, even if the network's down. Photographs, memories, downloaded wikipedia, maps. Hell, even fucking games will be useful.

My grab bag contains 30% more Hula Hoops.

>the good stuff

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Fuck colds. Can't sleep, can't breathe through my nose and already through two rolls of paper.

Not really, if you're not well versed or you want some extra ideas and you have Android, download "Survival Manual" it's worth having a working phone to look at this if it's bad.

Huh, I never thought to run a garbage bag as a waterproof bag liner, and it has a bunch of other uses too. I'm going to take my shit out and do this with a black garbage bag, always a reason to play with gear.

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>keys to the audi
>fresh polos
>the ol gym membership u know me lol
>xbox
>pomade
>moisturizer
>joop, fuckin lovely
>box of johnnies just in case i get some zombie poon aaaaaaaaaahaaaa ;)

>discussing survival
>doesnt know the most basic step of having a bag liner

Most modern rucks have them built in nowadays, but if you didn't think of it, youre fucked anyway mate, when it all kicks off you may as well just sit down and wait to get fucked, dont heed off the inevitable.

>joop

You made coffee come out my nose you cunt

Youll be gone forever soon

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so is brexit dead

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Goverment is dead and has been since forever. We only ever had the illusion of choice.

>Copper water bottles
Nice touch.. I may add that to mine. Lightweight, and I like the chance of killing bacteria, though I have a Sawyer Straw for most of that.. of course that doesn't filter smaller than 2 micron

Listen here you homeless bong, I already have the stuff inside my bags waterproofed.

>discussing survival
>can barely even buy a fucking knife for it much less a gun due to his shit laws

Why are you here?

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kek

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Don't cheap out and pickup a Survivor Filter instead, they filter out much more bacteria and last longer and you can replace the filters.

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I've got two backpacks with frames, and a medical bag with bird and fish biotics, and saddlebags for the bulldog.
He's carrying his own damned kibbles, the lazy hound.

just drink bleach lol

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do you take animal antibiotics 1:1 in weight?

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