Police Harrasment stories

New York City cops are chill af in my experience too, also if you told them yiur family wasncops theyll leave you alone.
My one buddy i used.to get high with would show that family of card and wed always get let go right away

Yeah those people act like cops get an extra life or something

I was just trying to say that in this particular incident, He had no reason to treat me like a nig who reeked of weed.

>Police Harrasment stories.

I would have much preferred a Karen stories thread.

Right, but who cares if it doesn't cost money nor put points on your license towards suspension?

Cause next time they decide to stop me they gnna be like " LOOk, HE BlOCKED HIs WInDShIeLd, BeAt This deGeNeRATe!"

Cops are dicks. You have no idea how light you got off.
“You sure we didn’t find anything “.
What a dick thing to say.
Also they all think they are master people readers “omg he is nervous must be a criminal with drugs”
Lastly that running dialogue thing they do is because they are low iq and can’t hold a real conversation

>I let the cops harass me and voluntarily let them search my car
You're retarded. Don't be upset though, you will serve as a beacon for others as what not to do.

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I was kind of in a hurry and didnt want him to say " we calling the dogs" then sit and wait 40 minutes for dogs not to show up, i know the drill dude. By all intensive purposes I deserve to be in jail for decades for the shit i got away with, weirdly enough qhen i was guilty as sin if the cops ever did pull me over i got lucky af but now that im clean they harass.me.

I feel like this is a glownigger thread to doxx myself... You fucks can stop following me already..

Hes onto us. Dont go im real chill bro haha i party too non verbal communication haha

Cool story bro!

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> never consent to a search of your person
> never consent to a search of your vehicle
> don't be rude or obnoxious to the cop, you don't want to provoke them
> just say, I'm sorry, officer, but my attorney doesn't allow me to consent to any searches of my vehicle or my person.
> if the cop asks questions, don't answer. like in above, say, I'm sorry, officer, my attorney is a real dick and he won't let me answer any questions unless he's present.
learn your rights. pic unrelated

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>”intensive purposes”
Yikes.

Exactly, 9/11 was almost 20 years ago but in NY especially you very quickly realize it’s a continuous thing with just how sensitive the US and NY in particular is to an attack on our soil. The police are everywhere, and I think it would be fair to say America has developed a police state. However, unlike other countries, the police state doesn’t impose a new order but protect the old one. Ultimately the police in america uphold law and order rather than enforce ideological or political repression.

>By all intensive purposes
it's for all intents and purposes, pleb

I got too wasted one night, got kicked out of a bar and then after a cop told me to go home I called him a spic while he was driving away. He immediately hit the brakes, got out of the car and him and some civilian standing there tackled me to the ground and split my chin open and arrested me. A different cop brought me to the jail, on the way I was ranting about Hispanic people and god knows what else but the cop was a nice white guy and just kind of “yep, okay”ed me to death. Once I got to the jail because of my chin they decided I should go to the hospital instead of the drunk tank. Same second cop then dropped me off at a hospital, he said it was my lucky day. I got stitches and after a nasty exchange with a nurse I called her a bitch and left, then my dad picked up me and I went home.

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Yeah I’ve had a pba card for a while.m so the few times I’ve been pulled over it’s always been chill. I smoke too but I keep it at home, nothing in my car haha

I know all of this, but i knew he would of just kept us there even longer.

M-more of pic, user?

google image search will take you to the honeypot

Oh no my tarded brain activated.

>he would of
he would have
FFS, pick up a grammar book

deputy in an unmarked car pulled me over for speeding and veering all over the road (had cruise control on and was avoiding roadkill while no oncoming cars were approaching), was real bitchy that he didn't have anything to get revenue from me for, then just left without telling me i was free to go or anything after seeing i wasn't drunk despite driving a shitty beater. american cops are useless fucks

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I didnt edumacate so gud.

You are differrntly getting s ticket then, and maybe held till late for work next dayor worse.
There is no winning play

They all deserved it.

Well if you are caught red handed your best bet is to plead the 5th, you give your lawyer alot more room to play then " yes those are my drugs officer"

>By all intensive purposes
It's a doggy dog world friend.

next time only say "yes sir", "im sorry sir", or "no sir"

One time i said sir to an officer and he said " thats officer" cant win

and fix your windows... the road is the only place they can fuck with you so dont give them a reason

>["oh say can you shart" playing in the distance]

No, tints make it go faster reeeeeeee

Fake and gay

I've been "fined" for using my student ID for public transport during the school holidays when I was in high school many years ago.

>be going 30 over
>get pulled over
>offer to suck him off if he lets me go
>he complies
>take him to court a month later
>win $2 million from the state

Genuis!

Just for clarification, you need student ID to use a concession ticket for public transport. I had the ID on me as well as my paid ticket with the concession fare but the officer believed that because it was school holidays, it wasn't valid and marked it on my record as invalid public transport ticket.

The mutt indians in america worship cops. That's because they're slaves who worship authority. Pure whites can think for themselves and don't blindly worship cops. Mutts call cops "our boys in blue" and even hold silly rallies for them. They don't do that in europe. Mutts ignore police brutality, theft, and violence.

They whine about "government spending" but they want unlimited budgets for the police. It's another sign that pure whites need to be in control of america and mutt indians should go back to their teepees.

>be me
>completely sober
>as passenger in a vehicle
>driver gets arrested for DWI
>police ask me if I can drive vehicle
>nolicense.wav
>get arrested for public intoxication
>blow a 0.00 in booking
>say "excuse me officer why'd u arrest me
>officer says public intoxication
>I say "so I was sober enough to drive but to intoxicated to walk away, FUCK THE POLICE"
>jailer immediately grabs me, already shackled and cuffed to escort me to holding
>road cop runs up behind him and pushes me hard
>head into brick wall
>stands over me
>hits me in the face a few times
>I look him in the eye and say "I bet you feel like a big boy don't you"
>he grins and leaves holding area
>LATER ON....
>I take to the internet to accelerate hatred of cops
>I post manifests everywhere online
>cops get killed regularly
>I laugh and feel like a big boy now
>no FUCKS given

Go on

If this is true why cant u fight in court that there evidence was a 0.0

If all cops were germanic, you would see far less police brutality and corruption. Everyone would be happier with the police and there would be far less crime.

>be 15, kissing girlfriend in the skaterpark while sunset--> two policemen send us home, because it's suspicious
>be 17, skating during the night only in trousers, police follows me, then sends me home
>be 18, driving home with the car, its 3 in the night, police search my car for over an hour, then I'm allowed to leave home, 4 minutes more driving
>19 going home from the chessclub, have to go through a park, police stops me, search me, first they don't believe me that I'm not here to deal drugs, then they realize I have no drugs, I miss my last train to get home
>22, I put a field on fire, for fertilizing, police comes to my home, explains my field is burning, but they are already putting it out, im flabbergasted
>23, my neighbour has burglars, it's the middle of the night, I come home to see a white van being loaded in a fourios way. I call the police, they drive to my neighbours house and drive away. Next day my neighbour asks in facebook if anyone has seen something. Police calls me to ask, if I had seen something, because im a neighbour.
23>im fucking the policechiefs daughter in his home, high as a kite, knowing shes coming to me next week

>turks celebrate their fucking wedding outside
>call police because they are fucking loud and annoying
>"sorry but we are really busy at the moment this isnt our top priority, we will come in 1h"
>tell them to not worry because I will "fix the problem" myself with my friends
>asks me what I mean by that
>sends 2 cops right away

Wasting my time and not doing what I pay my taxes for is harrasment in my opinion.

It was real! Nothing too outrageous about it

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Small town, good Ole boy system. Jail not modern. You wouldn't understand

Haha haha, image being this bluepilled. Courts and d.a.s are all buddies. They see each other everyday and have to work together to win cases, it’s not like t.v. Don’t think there is arill a separation of powers, unless you have money or are famous, you are getting fucked.
The lawyers and judges and defense seriously do things like “well you won the last one so I win this one” t. Former p.i.
Guess I will tell my story, doing home at 2 am from my theater manager shift, get pulled over for taking a legal left turn with a green light and no traffic
“You took the turn a little hard”
WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT it was a perfectly normal turn.
Get 3 tickets, lose my delivery job (had two jobs atm)

Any possession tickets in your past? They see all that as soon as they run your plates. I have one weed ticket and I have gone through traffic stops like in the OP a few times because of it.

that sounds like more of a women harrasment story than a police harrasment story

Could be he was bored as fuck and your autistic ass set off a ton of warning signals

One of my own stories -
>going on my bike in the city, 10m from my work place
>skip a red light for a tiny street, went up on walkway and heading into Office
>hear sirens
>fuck
>officer said what i did was not allowed and can fine me 200€
>Said yea i did do wrong and it was stupid of me
>ok as long as you understand that you are free to go

>Be me
>Be white
>Be employed
>Be presentable
>Police officers always nice and respectful even the time I was caught going 122 kmh instead of 90

i kek'd

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Listen to me and pay attention if its the only thing you do: You fags MUST remember and record every single government workers name and face whom you've had at BEST a nuetral interaction and at WORST a negative one with as legally as possible.

0 priors, one disregarding road signs ticket i paid off the next day 2 years ago.
Cop was young dumb and just in general a dick. My town cops are pretty chill.

Holy shit you dumb newfag cunts put gramma on a pedal stool.
Some people just take it for granite that we'll understand what they're trying to say.

If we wuz get pacific about irregardlessly its an easy misak to make for a autist like me

>them digits
>that id
Gotta work on your gramma and speeling tho.

>pedal stool
underrated

>move to a new city
>go to friends house for party
>drink copiously
>stumble home
>lost.jpg
>see cop car stopped at intersection
>walk over and ask them for directions and possibly a lift home
>"no get off the road"
>"ok"
>walk back to footpath I was on
>cops drive off then do a u-turn back to me
>give me a fine for "unnessecary time spent crossing the road"
>wtf
>tear it up angrily
>It comes back months later with additional late fee
>"pay or you go to court"
>I pay it like a cuck

These days I would fight it and win but these days I don't walk home drunk

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Yup, sounds like small town police from where I'm from. You call them and they show up 30 minutes later. One time we drove past a patrol car with 9 people in a fiat punto and they didn't even see us. Got pulled over riding a mofa 80 kph but got let off because one officer knew my mom, weed in my backpack wasn't even found. Friend of the family who has a HIGH position in state police called his father in law to pick us up after we got lost I'm the woods. The guy shows up and is super drunk and we all get into his VW Golf with like 7 people, including the police officer.

I called the arresting officer a faggot and they took me down to the parking garage pepper sprayed me and beat my ass.

Its called down home justice in north Carolina. They will kick your teeth out of your mouth.

If you're going to prison don't accept favors and be ready to fight.

That's retarded. Concession is always valid. Unless it was the Christmas holidays after you just finished year 12.

I got a drinking in public fine when I was 18 and laughed and told him I wasn't going to pay it. Threw it in the bin. Never heard about it again.

>mother used to be a real drinker
>would routinely slip down the stairs
>one night she does a full on summersault
>half-unconscious, babbling to herself
>call 911 and explain the situation
>whole circus shows up, I am immediately taken away by the cops and sat down, interrogation style
>"Did you shove her?", "How hard did you hit her?"
>I must have been 14 at the time, but one of the fucks starts pressing down on my knuckles really hard, so I gasped
>"Why do your knuckles hurt?!"
>I am absolutely terrified, no one will let me see my mom
>EMS comes over and informs the police that she is absolutely hammered, and my story lines up
>"oh, okay then"
>cops wrap everything up and gone within 10 minutes

I'm glad the cop suicide rate is so high in my city, there are decent officers, but most are just goons. I am enraged after writing that.

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kek
>oh no our muzzies are in danger

>drive 30 year old BMW dont have insurance and other mandatory papers with me
>oh fuck cops behind me, not paying attention to people trying to cross on crosswalk
>get pulled over
>"you did not let people cross and you dont have necessary papers that will be 2500 fine"
>dispute say they were just arriving and bunch of excuses
>"ugh fine just give us 100", have just 50 on me
>"omg ok then just give us 50", pay 50 CZK fine (like 2usd)
>at pub, trying to light a joint that died out
>place where this is not allowed, just next to police station also
>while lighting joint in my mount i look next to me military shoes
>bunch of cops, throw the half smoked joint under table
>"we smell weed in here"
>whaaat? noo
>they just fuckoff and dont do anything

>be like 16, in club
>huge police raid for underage drinking
>got so drunk so i sleep soundly in deep parts of the club
>wake up raid is basically over, no one pays attention
>just go outside and no one cares
>friends got caught and got in troubles

i guess i was mostly lucky with cops

>be underage, drinking with a few friends at one of their apartments
>its late, loud singing, throwing shit, good times
>oh shit, cops pull up with the lights on
>one of the neighbors complained
>everyone underage (most of us) fucking scatter though the apartment trying to hide
>guy who's place it is is like 23 so he's fine, trying to handle cops
>two friends hide in the shower, get caught
>two more hide on the top shelf of a fucking closet, caught
>me and another girl jump in a bed
>cop comes into bedroom, shines a light on me pretending to sleep
>cop says "how olds beardy?" (I had a beard at the time)
>bro in charge says "oh he's 24, he just got off work"
>cops fucking leave
That girl tried to fuck me while we were hiding. She was pretty hideous but I sometimes think of how hilarious it would have been if the cops barged in on us fucking

Sound like a gang then law enforcement

I had police demand I apologize for...something
it was quite the harrowing experience

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Forgot to add everyone else underage got drinking tickets

ok swazye

What was your past crime?
Are you politically active?
Any shady friends?

I have tons of storys but too lazy to write it down

rare flag.

Same thread again tonight eh?

I went like 30 over in.a turning lane to pass someone at 3am but he gave me a disregarding roadsigns ticket instead of speeding and wreckless driving.

same. She was smoking hot but annoying af so she had to go but did not go quietly. The bitch not only called in that I'd done all this shit she actually used make up to look like id given her a black eye. Thank God the cop was smarter than average and saw through the dirty whore tactics but Damn she was trying to fuk my entire world up...then the psycho tries getting back together as if what she did was all entirely normal

I work overnights and am bored my guy

now for the truth:
>be me
>completely sober
>as passenger
>driver gets arrested
>start crying profusely
>cops ride me home still crying
>piss my pants when they make a wrong turn
>too busy crying to give them the right directions
>they leave me to my parents
>mom smacks me in the face
>cry harder
>cops bang my mom
>cry in my bed until i fall asleep

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Show feminin penis

perhaps, when the time is right

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Newfag status: filtered.

Pre-Madonna here gets it.

Mines not so cool but it’d be nice to get it off my chest
>be drinking and smoking a cig in park in NYC
>with two friends and my girl
>I get this odd feeling that I’m being watched
>tell buddies that we should get going
>they tell me to relax, and that I’m a paranoid mf
>I chug my beer and toss it in a nearby bin
>I sit back down
>a minute later cops come through park
>walk up to us, ask for id (except my gf)
>we all got drinking in public but I also got smoking in a park (i didn’t know else I’d put the cig out)
>I tell them I have no beer, they ignore me
>I never pay the ticket, never heard about it again
When your gut is telling you something, it’s probably right bros

COPS ARE MONITORING THIS THREAD!
I just got pulled over for a bald tire and breathoed, no defect because work car but the second cop was very interested in my ACM wallet. What mean?

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