Okay hear me out Jow Forums, most girls my age are disgusting thots who don't want to date only sleep around like whores. They're also really vapid and boring to talk to like they don't care about anything unless it's Love Island or some other dumb shit. It was really frustrating because I don't want to have casual sex but it was the only way to have intimacy which I really need. I talked to my mum about this and she asked if I wanted to be intimate with her instead, I was shocked at first I always thought my mum is attractive but I never thought about her sexually but after she mentioned it my mind wondered and I came around to the idea.
I know it's degenerate and all but in my opinion it's better than screwing duckfaced hos and it brings me and my mum closer together. We have really nice pillow chats and I'd be lying if I said the feeling of being inside my mother isn't a huge turn on. Eventually I'm going to leave this country to start a new life abroad and hopefully find a good woman but until then I have my mum who takes care of my needs.
>she asked if I wanted to be intimate with her instead
This absolutely did not happen OP
Bentley Sullivan
Seen this exact copy pasta and pic before
Nathan Brown
Are you mad because your mother does not want to be intimate with you? Psh, loser.
Parker Phillips
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Ryan Phillips
Fuck off with your incest fantasy you incel faggot
Easton Wood
you strange strange man. You'd rather fuck your mom then a thot? what's wrong with fucking a thot anyway? that's what being a man is about, then you settle with a nice girl and red pill the shit out of her. she'll know how to vote and how to stay safe.
It's porn narrative plot lines. Step mom and step sister porn is big on pornsites.
This topic is funny, because there has to be step brother and sisters who hooked up if their parents find each other attractive to marry. If they divorced and had no kids it would not be weird. It would be science.
Gabriel Hall
>a bong You really do deserve Islam
Nathaniel Foster
They really do push the incest fantasies on porn sites when nobody has these urges irl
Kayden White
my dick doesn't take your LARPing, continue...
Jayden Edwards
Dads got a tiny prick, but she knows what you're packing Upload vids plz.
Anthony Hall
That's pretty hot bro.
Tell us some stories.
Brandon Ortiz
This!
Although this is a larp I want you to be first raped straight by a gang of Aidsy African Niggers, then I want them to sell you into sex slavery where you're raped repeatedly by tens of thousands of Gorilla Niggers!
Brody Moore
Cool.
Julian Green
nothing like a norf lass
Matthew Foster
I'm sorry but your nigger fantasy is worse than him fucking his mother. I have black neighbors I prefer not to even think about them at all
I wonder what goes through the heads of migrants when they find out British girls don't all look like Emma Watson. It must be an incredible sense of disillusionment.
>I have sex with my mother >hear me out No way, degenerate. Cease this demented behaviour.
Oliver Lewis
Cringe
Andrew Johnson
It's suppose to get you off because it's wrong and dirty. Not because you like it in real life. That is why it's fantasy porn.
But, it can get bad that every porn video has that narrative plot line on the first page or two on pornsites. Every MILF has a stepmother fantasy. Worse part is, you will spend forever trying to find "wholesome" porn to cum to if you searched and searched. Some people dont like interracial or ugly girls, etc.
Aaron Campbell
>1 post by this ID Fake and gay. Slide thread. Sage
Justin Hill
This is low priority degeneracy, I rank this just under divorcee
Anthony King
Hey m8, that makes us eskimo bros!
Jaxon White
cool story bro
Alexander Davis
Oh jewz
Jaxson Sanchez
I also have sex with your mother, faggot.
Jeremiah Price
>you will spend forever trying to find "wholesome" porn to cum to if you searched and searched How do you know this? Do you look at pornography degenerate? You need someone to watch over you to stop you from this self abuse.
Please, porn can keep you motivated that you arent a faggot, or not forget the human race entirely. The human race is God awful and trying to pick a decent girl is arduous.
Wyatt Wright
ITT Things that never happened
Leo Thompson
porn changes your brain , oh wait you are an American , you have no brain
Jace Thomas
Well I thought it over for a few days and eventually decided I wanted to try it so I went downstairs while my mum was watching TV and told her. She got me to sit down next to her and we cuddled and talked for a bit about how I was feeling and am I sure I want to do this etc etc. Then we started kissing and she let me touch her legs and boobs then she led me upstairs to her room and basically we started to have sex. I was on top of mum and she guided me inside her it was my first time so I didn't really know what I was doing but she was really understanding and helpful, mum had an orgasm about an hour in and I finished inside her like 15 minutes after. I felt really weird and gross afterwards but the feeling quickly went away and we had a really nice chat before doing it again. She let me sleep in her bed that night and it was really comforting to be able to cuddle her and sleep in her arms it just reminded me how much I love her.
Henry Young
kill yourself jewish shill
Robert Brooks
I'd imagine you larping like this is MORE pathetic in the end. You're here and the real Chad motherfuckers are getting tendies AND dome from their entire family
Landon Thompson
>it was my first time >I railed her for like over an hour, bruh lol
Jose Perry
Gross
Xavier Gray
jewish shell guys , full of estrogen , don argue with him , just kill him irl
Noah Lee
So this is how you guys make goblins amazing
Austin Davis
I used to masturbate a lot so it took me longer to come in something that wasn't my hand. Nowadays it only takes me around 30 minutes.
Blake Brooks
Cease this degeneracy immediately. You need to stop immediately and tell your mom to stop being degenerate at once!
Ah i see, she must of been lonely in absence of man for a long time, how old are you btw?
Aaron Butler
Not going to bother reading that shit and I would never have sex with my own mom but a friend of mine his mom used to go braless around their house even when I was over. She was extremely flirtatious and with hung me all the time and kiss me on the cheek. She knew I knew what was up but nothing further ever happened other then rub her boobs on me and kissing
Easton Cooper
that's exactly what it is, because the innuendo punch like here is that he actually had sex with his father, because as we know OP is a faggot.
this worse than the guy who ran away from home and then came back years later as trans and got fucked by his father. You're all a bunch of degenerates
Cooper King
And how old is she?
Alexander Gutierrez
In my particular case I'm from southern italian arab rape baby descent, so no
Benjamin Peterson
WHAT THE FUCK EXTREMELY FUCKING BASED EXTREMELY FUCKING BASED EXTREMELY FUCKING BASED
Nolan Powell
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Dylan Foster
On the odd event this isn't a larp, then you are almost certainly a sand nigger and need to go back to your shithole. Your also likely a fag, as no straight dude mentions "pillow talk". My guess is your one of the white faggots from plebbit who come here to larp about how horrible white women are, how they love BBC, and how white men should only date asians. Is that you Tenda?
