/ptg/ PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - MAGA MONDAY EDITION

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP @POTUS
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@realDonaldTrump @TeamTrump @TrumpWarRoom

>b-but Trump hasnt done anything!
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>TRUMP 4EVA 6/21/19
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NEW APPEARANCES
>TrumpTweet: Jobs Report 9/8/19
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>TrumpTweet: WE ARE BUILDING THE WALL 9/8/19
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>SoS Pompeo on FoxNewsSun 9/8/19
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>SoS Pompeo on FtN 9/8/19
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>SoS Pompeo on ThisWeekABC 9/8/19
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>SoS Pompeo on MtP 9/8/19
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>SoS Pompeo on (((Fake News))) 9/8/19
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>ThiccSarah on JudgeJeanine 9/8/19
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>TrumpTweet: JOBS JOBS JOBS! 9/7/19
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>ArrrNige on FoxNews 9/7/19
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>Eric Trump on WattersWorld 9/7/19
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>TrumpTweet: (((Fake News))) Laser Pointer 9/7/19
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>TrumpTweet: The Bahamas 9/6/19
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>TrumpTweet: (((Fake News))) BTFO 9/6/19
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>SoS Pompeo @190th Landon Lecture Series on Americanism 9/6/19
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>DefSec Esper Joint Press Conf w/bong SoS4Def Wallace 9/6/19
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>DefSec Esper @RUSI on Global Sec in Londonstan 9/6/19
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>NECDir Kudlow outside WH 9/6/19
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>NECDir Kudlow on FBN 9/6/19
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>NECDir Kudlow on CNBC 9/6/19
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>NECDir Kudlow on Bloomberg 9/6/19
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MAGA!

new baker needed

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i got it

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「I love Trump and I hate gun control」
Call your or other people's representatives and senators at federal and state level you niggers. Email them, write letters like the boomers do which apparently works, and screech at their offices autistically. I don't think anything will come out of this, but it's better to be safe than sorry now isn't it. It makes no sense for you to come down here and whine impotently like how jews do about how one faggoty failed Austrian painter supposedly killing millions of their kind. Also read this:
amp.usatoday.com/amp/1916451001

Mitch McConnell has repeatedly blocked gun control legislation in the senate because he's smart enough to realize how stupid that would be. Also, please do the same to the White House. Trump more or less likely has interns here watching us, but fill up the lines. Let him know how you feel about this pretty bad idea.

The fact people fail to understand that, considering the people manning the federal government (the blokes answering phones, for instance) are the same as 40 years ago and trained by the same as 80 years ago, no wonder that THEY DON’T GIVE A FUCK FOR INTERNET OUTRAGE. But clogged phone lines? That get forwarded very fast to representatives and the executive as feedback from their base.

DO NOT GET COMPLACENT. START SCREECHING AT THE TOP OF YOUR LUNGS NOW, NIGGERS. DO IT MY FRENS. START SCREECHING AT EVERY REPUBLICAN CONGRESSNIGGER.

ALSO. THE LORD OF ALL BOOMERS RUSH LIMBAUGH AND DON JR. ARE AGAINST RED FLAG LAWS. THIS IS GOOD BUT NOT ENOUGH. MAKE YOUR SCREECHY FAGGY NIGGER VOICES HEARD, NIGGERS.
rushlimbaugh.com/daily/2019/08/06/red-flag-laws-are-a-pipeline-to-gun-control/
youtube.com/watch?v=9pNTeohWpuk

LIVES AND RIGHTS ARE ON THE LINE.
PERDUE IS AGAINST THEM
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#3 man for the Republicans are against them too
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besos user
have a nice day

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Good morning /ptg/ !
Awoo

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I just stopped masturbating after 10 hours straight
How was Joe?

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Can china ever become self-sufficient at pork production?

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morning.

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No they can never meet their demand because they have shitty regulations and health standards.

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Can a nigger go a day without gibs?

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Happy Birthday to me!

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What do you gents think of Trump removing psychological domestic abuse laws?

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Seems like a good idea.

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you will be slightly older, congratulations

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i am the answer to life, the universe, everything

>Trumo won't let you beat your wife but will let you shit talk her to compliance.

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Lucky you. I'll never be able to go to a Trump rally. I live in WA. You think there will be girls there?

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I'd say it's 50 years too late.
>but better late than never
>current POTUS = best POTUS

>by fifty years
just another 50 to go then

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[citation needed]

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Happy Birthday, user, may you have a good one.

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Wall built - NO
Hillary in prison - NO
Obamacare replaced - NO
Sending billions to kikes- YES

M I G A P E D E S

>psychological abuse
>coercive control
>manipulation
Obviously it was fucking retarded to ever have defined those as "domestic violence" in the first place.

Traps are gay.

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OPEN UP
THIS IS THE IRS

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What has the discussion been over pic rel? Has SCOTUS Chief GiggaNig weighed in?

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That's a flat, user, not a trap.

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Clearly that kot didn't eat my healthy pasta.

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there's always girls, cute ones too
>tfw no MAGA gf

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I should know what this symbol means, can anyone help?
tv5.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/27572991/vinatieri-lousy-day-costs-colts-brissett-victory?platform=amp

WTF is that hat?

>demanding
Technically, all Barr has to do is declare that in the opinion of the DOJ, nationwide injunctions against presidential administrations have no validity, and then enforce that opinion unless the SC says otherwise.

He did raised funding for real domestic abuse but even they don't knowledge that. If they're being verbally abused they can always just leave. No more thought crimes. They need evidence like bruises to prove domestic abuse.

>Has SCOTUS Chief GiggaNig weighed in?
Nope, it's like most thinks mentioned in the news here for a minute gone after.

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GOOD MORNING /ptg/!

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Thomas hasn't said anything yet.

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WWG1WGA

What do you know? The left doesn't care about actual problems getting solved.

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Yes, all that other shit seems like something a domestic terrorist or serial killer would do.
Also I have always laugh at the brainwash meme because how weak of a cunt you have to be to literal go a long with bullshit.

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ae

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*steals kot*
and i'm out!

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you know that a shortage of pork can be offset by imports from say america

well can't really prove phycological abuse?

You dirty kot burglar!

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Besides. We all know who the psychological abusers are in the relationship. They wont defend men even if they're being harassed to death by a crazy gf. But oh heavens forbid the man denies her the checkbook. Call the police.

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You mean like all those false memories the psychologists were finding in child incest raped victims?
Boy did that shit ever fuck over some people.

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But that's why I'm asking. Thomas has one of those elephantine memories. Do you think he needs some CialAnita to revive his hardon against the libs?

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That's the point. It gives women a massive legal advantage over their male partners by allowing them to accuse them of something that can't really be objectively proven.

This just in! China's stray animal problem at all time low!

MIGA

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Sigh. Yeah. I don't need it.

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what is vinatieri pushing with this hat?

MASONIC SYMBOL?

tv5.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/27572991/vinatieri-lousy-day-costs-colts-brissett-victory?platform=amp

Post a picture and stop posting the link faggot.

>dropping useless college course on the last day to get full tuition back

Fuck the police, fuck professors that mark you off for things you have no control over too. I graduated already bitch, I don't need a non-degree college course.

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This guy, Steven "Destiny" Bonnell II, is literally getting paid to shitpost (unlike you losers, who does it for free).

He has a white Aryan Australian gf (unlike you incels, who are masturbating to anime and BLACKED porn).

He's BTFO his enemies in debates (unlike you brainlets, who can only spam the same recycle/regurgitated stale memes because facts don't agree with your debunked garbage)

He's travelling the world, meeting people from all different countries and cultures (unlike you pussies, who don't even leave your parents basements).

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These laws were put in place by women and males who had never been married. Anyone who's ever been married knows about the secret side of females and that they are the ones responsible for 95% of all marital mental abuse. They're probably just afraid that people are waking up to this (again) and will use it against them.

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Its in a fucking video, on espn site. click the link, or let someone else take ss and post.
I am an idiot, but their symbology....

You could say... it was Destiny.

It's time to renounce Zion Don.

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Judging from the pictures she doesn't think much of him, she seems to grimace and recoil at his touch and sight.

It may be the only bright spot of an otherwise mindlessly shitty administration.

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she literally left her boyfriend for him. destiny cucked so aussie shitposter.

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>flaming dancer friend
Is this a dog whistle for the word, Faggot?

>Stephen Why-Are-All-My-Girlfriends-Into-Pegging? Bonnell
That pic says it all; she's there for the attention and is fucking at least three other guys.

She did it for clout and money.

It has been brought to my attention that there are chinamen here RIGHT NOW who have not been reminded in the last 30 seconds that Xi Jingping is a dum fathead who looks like Winnie The Pooh.
Lets have a quick rundown on our bear and I’ll let them decide how Xi stacks up next to him, because maybe that's unfair.

1. Winnie the Pooh is a fat bear that wears no pants
2. Winnie the Pooh enjoys hunny (honey) and his most famous adventure of all is the story of his retrieving hunny at great risk to himself from bees by pretending to be a raincloud and then enjoying the fruits of his labor obtained by the sweat of his brow
3. Winnie The Pooh (who looks like Xi Jingping) is not a communist
4. Winnie The Pooh has never once lost in a fight to cute little birds that he thought were threatening his power over the Hundred Acre Wood
5. Winnie The Pooh knows what he doesn't know and isn't afraid to ask for help from his frens, which he has
6. Winnie the Pooh’s pal Gopher can innovate and knows the difference between high quality steel and pig iron
7. Winnie the pooh has never massacred citizens of the Hundred Acre wood with tanks
8. Winnie the Pooh maybe has a fat head but he’s actually a very intelligent bear
9. Winnie The Pooh (who, again, looks like Xi Jingping if you put pants on him) is a beloved figure across all of the world and you can gage a man’s character by what he thinks of Winnie

Decide for yourself.

Can you imagine looking like Winnie The Pooh? A bear that wears no pants. Now I’m a huge fan of Poohbear, but looking like him? What kind of buffoon would allow such a Winnie The Pooh nopantswearing son of a bitch to be the leader of even a local deli, let alone be his slave? I guess what I’m trying to say here is that Xi Jingping looks like Winnie The Pooh, a fat bear that wears no pants, and if I were his subject (slave) I’d kill myself.

Well check it off because that's something you can take to the bank.

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some call it sauce, fag.

>See, this is what a real penis looks like.
Destiny cucked someone? doubt.png

well you can be an asshole, but it's not a crime

Imagine being so butthurt over a cartoon bear you look like.

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Here's the screenshot since that user is too retarded to take a screenshot.
Also holy fuck, Vinatieri. I stopped watching niggercollide before that game. How did he fuck up so badly?

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> Can china ever become self-sufficient at pork production
Of course they can, all they need is to resume eating the “long pig” [1]

> We need to remind ourselves that the Chinese people are not particularly different from the other races of the world as far as the practice of survival cannibalism is concerned. When it comes to learned cannibalism, however, its practice is quite different.
> Worthy of note here is the fact that some types of learned cannibalism are found only in China. This study will attempt to examine this unique phenomenon.
> Particularly in ancient times, learned cannibalism was often practiced in China for culinary appreciation, and exotic dishes were prepared for jaded upper-class palates in times of health and/or sickness.
and
> As late as the 19th century, it was not unusual for Chinese executioners to eat the heart and brains of the criminals they disaptch. They also ate a portion of the human meat for health reasons, but when some extra meat was left, they sold it for profit.
and
> Li Shih-chen [DP: 1578] detailed the use of humans many times for medicinal purposes. He noted, for example, that human meat was a good cure for tuberculosis. For the same or similar purposes, he discussed in an equally detailed manner the use of human sweat, urine, sperm, breast milk, tears, dirt, nails and teeth.

And the punchline
> Even today, in the People's Republic of China, the use of human fingers, toes, nails, dried urine, feces and breast milk are strongly recommended by the government to cure certain diseases.

I say SINK THE FUCKING CHINK and do it double fast
> the instore prices Xi, post it!

> Cannibalism in China, Longwood Academic: Wakefield, NH. (1990)

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>You think there will be girls there
Rolling

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based and particularly redpilled, most courses are padded out anyway

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It's a mason symbol not surprised someone like him is into lodges.

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It's the logo for this deer hunting ranch.
twitter.com/VinatieriRBR

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Wow they actually guarded the fucking border for the first time in sixty five fucking years.

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These cucks don't wear anything on accident.
Too many cuck bucks to be made.

This Is Comms.

Be Frostiest.

>registered late because non-degree
>Professor gives me a confused/disgusted look and asks me why I joined late like I'm a truant

I wanted to learn but I'm unwilling to pay cash to put up with egotistical retards who have value only because degrees are overinflated. I don't even need this shit when I already have a degree lol.

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>Here's the screenshot since that user is too retarded to take a screenshot.
Even with the screenshot I can't get WTF he's talking about. Also

> There is no such thing as a double MIL-
(70s porn music stops)

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Drop your anchor somewhere else. Mexico doesn't even have birthright citizenship come to think of it.

Just woke up after a night of terrible sleep and then realized that there's a rally today. Suddenly everything appears a bit brighter.

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Thanks for the assist.
Archived and off with pick and shovel.

Hope yall enjoy the show.

no expert, but the high school history course was better than a few college computer classes