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>Parliament to close today for five weeks
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7443491/Boris-Johnson-suspend-Parliament-TONIGHT-five-weeks.html

>Speaker John Bercow tells aides he will quit at next election
thesun.co.uk/news/9885912/john-bercow-quit-election-tories/

>Nigel Farage: I can help Boris Johnson to majority of 100 MPs in general election
thetimes.co.uk/article/nigel-farage-i-can-help-boris-johnson-to-majority-of-100-mps-in-general-election-xtt3sgxv5

>Cruel yob spikes seagull with 'ecstasy' tablet hidden inside a chip
mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/cruel-yob-spikes-seagull-ecstasy-18947037

>Isle of Wight firefighters called to Ventnor Binfire
countypress.co.uk/news/17889663.isle-wight-firefighters-called-ventnor-bin-fire/

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twitter.com/SebastianEPayne/status/1171035681994477568
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Football_Lads_Alliance
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at least in authoritarian states they have the backing of the people

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Defend this, bongs.

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>More good news - A legal loop-hole in Corbyn's #SurrenderBill, prorogation confirmed and now another traitorous MP bites the dust.

>Not bad for a Monday, aye?

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BIG IF

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Reminder that you've taken a job shilling because you failed at every opportunity in your sad, pathetic life.

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blogs.lse.ac.uk/brexit/2019/09/02/proponents-of-the-new-bill-to-stop-no-deal-face-a-significant-dilemma-over-queens-consent/

RAPE THE RICH

PUNCH YOUR LOCAL TORY

Based Brainlet who doesn't know that McDonnell and Milne are pulling Corbyn's strings.

you still wouldn't have sex in one though

Why are you mad i get paid when you do it for free like some nigger on a cotton field

based army sending faggots to die

have sex incels

If McDonnel was pulling the string labour wouldnt be as shit

wrong

>tfw no SS mandated waifu

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make me x

We can't. They can't defend anything either.

help my ape brain understand bongs, is no deal brexit cancelled or not?

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>BERCOW HAS BEEN PURGED.
Remainers on suicide watch.

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Based.

twitter.com/SebastianEPayne/status/1171035681994477568
>“For a supposedly adequate lawyer who loves the ECHR, Grieve doesn’t seem to realise that his request for private messages is blatantly illegal and will be rejected by the Cabinet Office. We love the rule of law in No10.”

Cummings making EU shills his bitches as usual

The speculation ends tomorrow.
100% no-deal.

What does this mean?

Are the remainer QC gonna get BTFO?

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Football_Lads_Alliance

embarrassing

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Tanks in 30 minutes!

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> A legal loop-hole in Corbyn's #SurrenderBill,
elaborate please

now assuming Frogs stick to their guns on not giving yet another extension, what is your opposition able to do after prorogation is over?
Doesn't it end one day prior to the EU summit, when Boris is to appear with his begging letter but without any propositions on how the situation will be solved?
Should EU say fuck off, what would/could happen next?

Is this the only show on earth where people can have a reasonable discussion about Brexit?

youtube.com/watch?v=7SGYDV5d79k
youtube.com/watch?v=7SGYDV5d79k
youtube.com/watch?v=7SGYDV5d79k

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Remind me why people still defend parliamentary democracy again?

Who cares what the EU think.
Ah you're still a slave there aren't you?
How inconsiderate I am!.

The Labour Party is just a traditional myth that parents tell small children

Fuck your clams

>“Lawyers here all laughing at him” says a No10 source.
CUMMED

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We need a second referendum. This madness has to end.

because they're brainwashed on BBC propaganda

Because it is based and dictatorpilled.

So Cummigns got btfo then not the remainers

HURR muh BIASED BROADCASTING CORPORATION DURR.
>boomer detected

>LABOUR'S PLATFORM CALLS FOR A DEAL THAT BASICALLY KEEPS US IN THE EU, ALL OF THE LABOUR LEADERS EXCEPT CORYBN OPPOSE THIS DEAL, CORYBN WILL REMAIN NEUTRAL, LABOUR HAS NO COHERENT POSITION ON BREXIT

galloway's alright for a dirty stinking commie

Just shows you that when it comes to binary yes or no issues democracies are no better if not worse than authoritarian regimes in being stable and effective.

>We need a second referendum. This madness has to end.

I don't know if the UK won't descend into civil war by the time that happens.

Corbyn hides his power level, in reality it is him who controls McDonnell and Milne, if the public even got a hint of the iron fist of Jeremy Corbyn he wont win the next election

>democracies
>stable

tbf i don't think this has ever been an argument

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Everyone says how impossible it will be to rejoin the EU say ten years in the future because it will mean giving up the Pound and joining the Euro.

But will that actually matter? In london you are already seeing lots of shops begining to only take contactless payments, many people now dont carry cash with them, and fuck knows in 20 years time we might not even have physical cash. There wont be the imagery of the Queen's face dispearing from our currency, it will simply be a matter off the symbol on our bank statement changing from £ to €

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I have no idea if this is true, but the Lord's could have filibustered this bill, and were ready to do so, but suddenly changed their minds.

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That might actually be the sanest solution. Every other path has been shut down by those utter swine.

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Tbh apart from the internationalist bullshit and the degenerate end goal of it, a lot of commie shit isn’t too bad imo.

democracy is essentially media rule. The best way to solve this would be for voting to require a mean-tested voting license. I think an IQ test would be the best way to disqualify people to be honest.

You’ve never heard the
>hurrr democracy is shit but still better than every other government type in human history
Argument?

>implying the EU will still exist in 10 years

What makes you think it wont?

Oooooooh !

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molymeme is such a brainlet

Stalin didn't tolerate degeneracy in the slightest. You think there would be fag parades if Stalin was still kicking.

yes i've heard that argument but i've never heard anyone say it was stable

Cope

Shush now, Grieve.

based
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7443323/Shocking-footage-shows-aftermath-Sydenham-shooting.html

Galoway isn't a commie , all he stands for is Paki intrests

Can someone please explain to me what the fuck the official position on Brexit is for:

* Corybn
* Labour shadow ministers
* Labour party platform
* Labour voters

What will your opposition do once Jupiterian president Macaroni tells BoJo to fuck off with any extension?

this wtf i love communism now

even god emperor hitler said it was a mistake to try and be friends with the west instead of stalin

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That’s a good idea but...even if you have a high iq doesn’t mean you aren’t retarded when it comes to politics, still better than letting Tim the chav who thinks football is the high point of human achievement voting though.

How about eat shit? Wisdom of the crowds is a thing.

what a boring video

fookin bargain m80

>loyal brits vote a second time to get out of the eu
>same shit again
>fast forward 3 years
>"alright, this won't do, lets have another referendum"
Repeat until remain wins but .1 percent.

cry and feel betrayed by the EU

Corbyn: relucant remain
Shadow ministers: mostly remain
Platform: get a soft brexit deal to try and reconcile the leave/remainers, but put it to a referenda with remain on the table.
Voters: all over the fucking place.

They don't have one. Apparently they are content in playing the default position on that one without committing to any particular solution.

It’s quite funny really if you really look into it the USSR was still a mutated form of the Russian empire and in a lot of ways were more nationalist than the ‘free’ western world.

Anything that weakens the UK, and only the UK, is a good option for anyone that wants to make a trade deal with the UK. As long as the Brexit negotiations are still happening, the EU is too busy dealing with the UK, instead of putting real effective pressure on Switzerland for agreeing to the new framework agreements or getting sidelined.
Therefore, keep having strife between your executive and your legislative, England, and keep being unable to agree what your future relationship with the EU is supposed to entail. This is good for Switzerland.

This is all that counts. This is what was put to the people. They voted leave. Simple as.

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As an American, at least my country doesn't look at stupid as the British, and I'm saying this with Trump as president.

#PrayForNgubu

>Lib Dem vote share in Bracknell: 7.5%

>Lib Dem Vote Share in Penistone & Stocksbridge: 4.1%

Yet in both cases, the defecting MPs will not hold a by-election.

And they have the fucking gall to call Boris undemocratic

At this stage, they're just asking for a civil war.

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Any got the Virgin Corbyn vs chad Boris meme?

>Farage will unironically team up with Johnson

Congratulations Brit.

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basically with politicians whatever they call the opposition the opposite is true

Ultimately though, this ain't harmful enough to cause an actual civil war.
Only real food shortages would.
I wouldn't mind a no deal Brexit to cause something like that to weaken England, but we all know that the powers that be will do anything to make sure that this won't happen.

Looking highly unlikely considering the tories don't want to do it for a list of reasons, and Boris doesn't actually want no deal.

Obviously it wouldn't filter out everyone, but it would go a long way. Imagine the number of blacks and inbred Muslims that would lose the right to vote.
The wisdom of the crowds = what the Daily Mail tells them is true. Most people are retards and will vote for things that benefit them, the retards. This means stuff like socialism which is gibs. People often talk of declining white birth rates but I can attest from experience that the white women on the local council estate have 2 kids at the minimum with some going up to 5. The smart white women are having at most 1 kid most of the time. This results in a dysgenic effect as the stupid begin to outnumber the smart.

>have two and 3/4 years to prepare to leave the EU
>over three years later we are still in this mess because the UK government couldn't agree on anything

>England

The Liberal Democrat leader Jo Swinson has already said they would still campaign for remain in the event of a 2nd leave vote.

The 'smart' ones are currently flapping their hands in the houses of parliament achieving precisely fuck all.

Tory party red lines designed to keep the party from splitting did this. May went in saying "this is what we can accept" and the EU basically filled in what was acceptable to them.

She was also stupid for accepting a 2 phase negotiation.

>spends 3 years farting around and then trying to get a shit deal

thats why

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want the toryboys to fuck off desu

No shit, it has been their end-game since the referendum result.

Civil war is a meme. Only an ecological disaster resulting in huge crop failure could cause such a thing to happen. The bankers have learned not to subject the people to starvation conditions due to lessons learned during the Weimar period.

May was a traitor. She did not represent the wishes of the British public in any way, shape or form.

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All of a sudden they rush to defense of "business interests."

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Watch this clown

youtube.com/watch?v=UE4Ap_ABrPw

Yes, and who exactly voted these people in?

Civil war may not happen, but UK will collapse soon.

Can't help snaking a big P in there too, I notice. Andrew oughta feel better.

>be shill
>do it for minimum wage because you desperately wanted a job in which you could sit at a desk and avoid face-to-face confrontation
>do it because your upbringing consisted of being bullied by Deano and William leaving you with a burning hatred of your countrymen
>do it because you literally had no other options as a school failure
>do it while holding back the tears, knowing full well that your job is meaningless and the truth will out

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im surprised the BBC bloke didn't turn and pull faces at the camera

missed opportunity