Lisent to me guys go to the high ground and be prepared a Big fucking tsunami is gonna hit soon its going to be around 50 meters large it will hit south italy instanbul greek islands and entire balkans but wont hit vojvodina and hungary.I had visions and today is the day all Balkan anons find a high ground at least 55 meters large stock up on food and water and be ready alert your family and friends because alot of pepole wont survive this one and if you are really afraid leave the balkans now!Im staying i got high ground so i should be safe!Good luck anons greeks and montenegrins will be hit the hardest with analbania!Most pepole living there wont survive unless they live on mountains!Good luck guys and i hope the best for you be safe!!
The big one is coming
The tsunami is going to hit in next two hours btw its gonna be realy fast and its gonna reach belgrade in an hour!
After the teunami hits which will be in 2 hours it will take one hour for it to reach belgrade!!
xD
Don't listen to that guy, everything is fine, no need to be alarmed. Just go about your life as usual.
Why analbania makes me laugh so hard
big if true
>greeks and montenegrins will be hit the hardest with analbania
Based Tsunami.
Apocalypse Serb at it again. Slow day, huh?
>tsunami gonna hit Belgrade
Бpaтe, are you on shrooms? Ofc I wish Serbia had sea access again, but Бeoгpaд is too far away from the coast.
No he had a vision it's gonna happen.
Why medtierean sea? editerean sea and Adria are too locked down to have Tsunamis and Alosi Irlmaier said it will happen in Northern Sea
Then I will stay where I am. 2 hours isn't enough to climb a mountain
Bumping in anticipation
>I had visions
so did I, it's called schizophrenia you absolute fucking retard
My life is so boring compared to people who have visions, all I have are feelings of unease about obvious dangers
HE HAD VISIONS
DON'T ARGUE
He is our little Serbian magician
In every medievfal village there was one whitch or whitcher and he is ours
I am too empty, inferior, and apathetic to even be empty inferior and apathetic.
At least if I had visions I could go on being fanatic and actually back up my ideology with something that's more tangible for the normies.
I already live at 9400 feet. Any higher and I'm looking at timberline. Also, there are niggers up here too.
Proud of your nation's only accomplishment, eh, Wojak?
You had a vision but you wasted the time to get an appropriate image, How are people supposed to find high ground and get food and water and warn their friends in just two hours
This time its real everything is matched i think its gonna happen.
Dont be slow
You are probably drinking vodka every weak and call Witcher only thing we did?
Disrespectful
That's the shit Poseidon is trying to do. He only warned OP so that he can warn us. We are the chosen few you see. Poseidon is pretty based.
>fagan
At least we don't worship a Jew.
schizophrenia is alright, if you keep in mind that you can counter it by just taking anti-psychotic pills, though, those pills make you fat, so you have to work out to counter it
Recipe to induce yourself schizophrenia:
-Don't sleep for as long as possible (! WARNING not sleeping for too long can cause death and I don't know what other harmful effects), smoke weed, prefferably sativa, fap as much as possible, consume as much conspiracy theories as possible. With those ingredients you should be there in a week tops. Some dude also had a psychotic attack by just consumming a fuckload of sleeping pills, I don't know of what kind though.
But vodka is from Witcher lmao. It was so popular the Russians made it a real thing.
You know scizophrenia is a pretty based and cool mental disorder. Compare that to the autism that most people on here have.
I think you need to stop it with the weed, sleep your hours during night time and maybe go visit a doctor or better yet a psychologist or psychiatrist. It happened to me, do you have family members with cases of schizophrenia or mental illness?
But anyways, you might be just memeing.
Wouldn't this be the freakiest shit if it actually happens, they'll talk about this thread for years
Oh yea you are righ, so we are just usseles
I have schizophrenia, severe one, and it's a fucking nightmare, thank god for these pills that I used to hate when I had light schizophrenia but I see as necessary now. Soon I will not be taking any pills though, since that's how my treatment is, slowly going back to normal.
Based schizo
>Either offended or just going with the meme
I can't tell.
>I wuz here
Same. Hppe for your fucking life that 4plebs won't take down it's Jow Forums archive.
If you're not right in 2 hours take your meds ok?
>CNN: Jow Forums posted about tsunami 2 hours before it hit
Kek, I hope this is real
Op is a cumbrain
>historic 4chins pic
>tumblr filename
the absolute state of 4chins
>serbs getting access to the sea again
FUCK NO NO NO NO
Protip: The pills made it worse
Two years too soon.
>Protip
>implying
I WAS HERE
I'm gonna hang out here for a couple hours. Not very often you get to see a "prophecy" fail this quickly.
fuck albania!
KONRAD R WAS HERE! If this tsunami really hits I’ll give away a free roblox gift card, no joker
nazi meme flag, lol
Your ID ..what does it all mean ?!
>it will hit italy
>Landlocked Serbitchistan
>talking about sea
If you are north italian or live in rome you should be fine but sicily and greek island swill get absolutley destroyed.
Guys.... great news!
I just had a vision that cheeseburgers will fall from the sky at noon globally! Get out your cheeseburger buckets, lunch for a week!
Aye, eighter. Good game. Why?
Until now this has got to be the best ID that I ever got
I am going to self memory hole this w/o screen cap soon, but please go on, this is entertaining, what other doomsday dreams have you had?
How detailed was your vision exactly?
Please describe it from start to finish exactly as it happened.
Inb4 CNN: Jow Forums schizo predicts Tsunami
I wish that would be true but you are nothing but a fucking larper
fuck yeah
The tsunami of niggers will be much worse. You can’t recover from that.
You got it wrong it isnt 2 hours but its 2 years
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Yeah,also you can obtain schizophrenia after a traumatic experience. The son of mom's friend acquired after being drugged with cocaine, inhalants and be raped by cops and trannies (yes, in two different opportunities)
I can tell you about my vision.
Im talking 1/4 lb patties with all the fixin's! Fresh baked buns!
It was aliens throwing them out their spaceship windows, looked like damn teenagers.
the way I understand it, it might just have been the cocaine, but who knows
The worst case scenario is what i described and its most likely my vision was tsunami hititng serbia that means it came from montenegro and greece.
After all that being schizo would be the last of my problems
The only thing that i didn't expected in this thread is literal Colombian guy from drug cartel saying something about being raped by trannies
Now we need some nigger, north korean and maybe spanich inqusition
If nothing happens it means it will happen later in our lives which means this year definetly...All visions i had were true and happend earth has 5 years left before we die and in those 5 years anything can happen which will destroy us.
its true, the stormclouds are here...
godspeed anons, dont make the same mistakes we did
You meditate user?
Only one of my apocalypse visions will happen and i had over 10 i think its very likely it will happen this year.You guys should hope for a tsunami to hit balkans since it will be the only apocalypse which will spare mankind the others destroy everything.
Whoa.... why would they use cocaine? Not really a typical date rape drug no?
Quick question:
Asteroid or earthquake causes tsunami?
A TSUNAMI JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE
I dont know we will see.
Mowt likely earthquake but it could be anything.
It could be a bunch of cheeseburgers falling at the same time?!??
are you up to mow the lawn too?
>OP has a dream and think it's literal.
Probably reads the bible.
>analbania
kekekekek
>Italy
I thought it was going to happen somewhere relevant.
yeah, about 50 m
Take a quick nap, dream, and come back in an hour to let us know, it’s an important detail.
All those dreams are visions into the future i had them in those dreams i felt real pain like if i was these and real fear!In most of my dreams i dont feel it but in visions i do and small things are happening to me which i saw in visions and one by one the puzzle will be finished and the biggest vission which is most likely the apocalypse one will happen.
but the haarp operator said it won't happen!
Give us one example of your dreams which came true
And prove it somehow if possible
Question....
Have you ever had a "vision" that came true?
Or are you just throwing shit at the wall in hopes that something sticks?
Just have a little sex
OP is a total embarrassed nonce in 1 hour.
Its very small things and they are happening more often as years go by its ussualy small things like talking to somebody and saying the things you said in your dreams its just everyday stuff but its happening more and more and the apocalypse visions seem to have stopped there are it seems around 10 or maybe more possibilities how the world will end most of them end the world and everybody dies!But there are some which dont end the world like nuclear war and tsunamis.
Quit fucking blue balling everyone with impeding catastrophe you absolute faggot. I know you think your schizophrenic delusions are happening in your messed up head but everyone in the real world know NOTHING. EVER. HAPPENS.
It should happen at 5:51 pm in italy
Right now is 4:36 pm
Im not saying it will happen but its cloudy and there are storm clouds just like in my vision every week in this year there was 10% chance for the apocalypse.As years go by thr chances will double last year it was only 5% next one it will be 20% after that 40% and so on.We seem to be very very lucky but our luck is running out.
Aw shit im at the beach. Should I leave right now ? Will I make it ?
Maybe your bunkers can save you.
Fucking larping nigger, you said it was happening in your original post. Now you're giving percentages?
Its very likely its gonna happen i have the feeling.
How tf will this save me from a 50m high tsunami ?
No, but at least it’ll be watered for a pretty good while
Why did you build them then retard?