Asteriod tonight 8:30 BST, 50,000 mph.......
Should we bunker down and prepare for molten ash rain and 100 ft tsunamis, or are we invincible?
So..... this legit?
Austin Sanchez
Nathaniel Watson
Noice. God bless asteroids.
Colton Cook
i hope it shuts the NH right the fuck up. it will be hilarious watching you beg via fucking messenger.
Thomas Sanchez
Not happening. Nothing ever happens.
Jayden Hughes
nothing just flew over my house
Aiden Martin
Sauce or didn't habbin
Cooper Johnson
it will hit California kek wills it and it shall be done
Thomas Foster
Life isn't that kind, OP
Hunter Morgan
:prays for silicon valley and san jose to eat the bottom of the ocean:
Robert Cook
Been doing some research and detective shit. Apparently 8:30pm brit time is 3:30 pm Florida time. Theres alot of articals, but it seems theres a world killer spacerock every few weeks.
Caleb Perez
please destroy the world
Daniel Williams
Let it rain
Michael Gonzalez
Lets all prepare by shit posting on Jow Forums.
Brayden Morales
I'm a Californian and I support this
Hunter Bell
Fuck yeah boys!
Joshua Cook
Nah just maim, i wanna test my apocalypse skills
Chase Rogers
>no sauce
Zachary Campbell
>digits of doom
its over lads
Ryan Howard
Are we invincible? Yes m.youtube.com
Matthew Nelson
digits will confirm that the asteroid will impact off the coast of Mexico and will kill high numbers of beaners because they are short on virgin sacrifices this year
Aaron Young
Looks like California's back on the menu boys!
Adam Price
Well, hopefully it impacts directly on my hrad
Aiden Sanders
i pray to the allmighty to make it happen, but it probably wont happen anyways, so i will go to bed depressed just like every night in hopes, that the next day will be my last day.
David Carter
...And right at the same time, a 9.1EQ hits CA too. Just to make sure it's totally dead
Ryder Foster
I KNEW Satan was from CA!
Adrian Hall
The digits will confirm that this misery of a country is removed from the face of the earth in a fiery hell of destruction
Christopher Jenkins
Checked commiefornia gonna get wrecked
Learns to swim, and fly while youre at it.
Owen Wright
>:o
Austin Anderson
Asteroid just flew over my house
Carson James
Ayden Ortiz
Your sacrifice will be noted.
Xavier Sanders
I got half a Satan, who'se gonna get the rest?
Caleb Barnes
Crikey, didn't even notice that.
It's gonna split and create a swathe of destruction!
Yeah, baby!
Juan Roberts
Christian Morales
your butt will recieve the rest of satan
Samuel Rogers
That's if he's got anything left after you've sucked him dry
Ian Martinez
The chance of asteroids hitting us is the same as it was 50, 100, 250, 500, 1000 etc.. years ago.
You're being spammed with it now because they want to distract you from the invasion that is taking place.
Zachary Martin
God please destroy California they really really deserve it
Levi Cruz
CALIFORNIA CONFIRMED BY STAN HIMSELF!!!!!11
Eli Barnes
Satan's name is Stan??
It all makes sense now
Ryder Howard
>Asteriod
You know where to hit.
Jace Collins
fuckin checked
Jace Rodriguez
>tfw live in Chicago and have the best chance of survival if an asteroid hits the ocean
Lucas Robinson
I hope it lands directly on top of me.
Elijah Perez
Are you intending to have your way with Asteroid-chan?
James Wright
>this again
Why are they putting out stories about asteroids EVERY WEEK? I think it's some kind of coded message being put out in these stories.
Either that or they're crying wolf so when one does come no one will belive them.
Jaxon Green
no
Tyler Kelly
>Satan
>from California
This checks out
Anthony Kelly
Literally just a rock retard.
Daniel Green
>Satan
>in California
Explains a lot, actually
Christopher Roberts
This
I hate New Hampshire
Cooper Reed
A space rock the size of your mom.
Even if it dont hit, i could be covered in space AIDS
Gavin Anderson
>>>i could be covered in space AIDS
I bet you are.
I bet you are
Zachary Russell
Hope it wipes the Washington from the face of the Earth. I pray to Svarog the Mighty that happens.
Jacob Rivera
wew, checked.
>praise him
Jacob Cook
There may be hope for us yet!