>Parliament to close today for five weeks
dailymail.co.uk
>Speaker John Bercow tells aides he will quit at next election
thesun.co.uk
>Nigel Farage: I can help Boris Johnson to majority of 100 MPs in general election
thetimes.co.uk
>Cruel yob spikes seagull with 'ecstasy' tablet hidden inside a chip
mirror.co.uk
>Isle of Wight firefighters called to Ventnor Binfire
countypress.co.uk
Bercow is a traitor, and he's going to win
first for burger posting
Space Raiders
The industrial revolution and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race.
Bercow BTFO Boris and the leavers big time
Cummings BTFO
Brexit will ever happen
Odds on Bercow’s wife riding the bull and letting him watch tonight?
the literal cuckold is fucking off finally.
no
So Bercow's leaving, what else is happening?
(((Bercow's))) last stand, it was all for nothing in the end
I will be exhalted among the heathen
I will be exhalted among the earth
for the lord of hosts is with us
How easy would it be to get a date with Alice grant?
How do I apply for this job, looks comfy af.
Nothing to do with global warming, retard.
Tories not clapping except the traitors
Jew Berkenstein is finally gone.
Bye Bye Bercow
Yes.
>standing ovation from opposition immediately
>tories stay mostly seated
KEK
Its the EU's fault that 40 hours a week doesn't always cover the food bills
Its the EU's fault I pay bank charges when I can’t cover the bills
Its the EU's fault my rents gone up again
It's the EU's fault my youngest couldn't get into the local school
It's the EU's fault I’ll never own a home
It's the EU's fault my eldest still live at home past their teens
It's the EU's fault the kid got stabbed in the park the other night
It's the EU's fault my parents couldn't see a doctor for 6 weeks
It's the EU's fault I cant find them good social care
it's the EU's fault the main road into town is congested every morning
Its the EU's fault I spend fifty five pounds on train tickets each week
BYE BYE BERKOWITZ
Bercuck should have fucked off years ago
Polling still making a Tory-BXP electoral pact even more necessary btw
I see all my shill bullying has done a number on you.
It's was the final solution for him.
B-b-but some people haven't shagged Bercow's wife yet?
Entirely moot at this point.
Cringe Corbyn
>I'd like to thank my wife, my 3 kids and my wife's boyfriend for all their support.
Why are so many people butthurt about giving ecstasy to a seagull? They're fucking pests.
I have performed the greatest of numbers upon you.
He so small, he survived 10 gassing attempts
He's out next
>b-but if we agitate threads surely that will s-stop us from losing?
LMAOing at your lives, you've already lost.
Ta-ra cunt
My loving lads, would you tell me about Deanos?
I would like to know more about them
fuck off gove you speccy prick
Here comes the asslicking from Gove
Probably the greatest British statesman of the last 3 decades. Dark times ahead.
She must be huge
It’s all moving too fast I haven’t had the chance to LARP about the recent chancellor being kicked out the party yet
>cuck-cuck electoral pact
For what purpose?
Gove cucks himself
Actually it's the immigrants' fault
Why the fuck is Bercow standing down unless there's an election?
Doesn't that help Boris?
everyone has stopped larping about it so now i actually enjoy marijuana again
ive met him before hes about 5ft 5
>BERCOW RESIGNS BEFORE GE
>CURRENT PARLIAMENT ELECTS NEW SPEAK
>EVEN BIGGER REMAINER THAN BERCOW
HAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHA BTFOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
When you tell us why you're pretending to be Italian we'll tell you about Deanos
everyone has their own threshold.
imagine bowden as speaker
He knows he cannot fight any election that is arriving & his work is done delaying Brexit as far as he can.
Stop licking the little dwarf’s arsehole you fuckers
why should i care about that neckbeard?
>implying he can be at all sure that those 3 children are even his
Reminder that the British Taxpayer willingly pays for this.
He's had his nuts twisted behind the scenes. This ain't his choice.
Hilary Benn cringe
who is going to be the next one?
But having it before the 31st helps Boris. If he wants to fuck Brexit, why not wait until after?
Typical weeb
If the election is still on hold past october, it's not being held until next year. Plenty of time to elect a hostile replacement while parliament is still numerically uncomfortable for Boris.
JRM
>implying brexit matters
The fact that your democratic vote is being denied isn't even a surprised. You idiots ruined your shitty little island beyond repair a long time ago.
You deserve the misery.
Probably Lindsay Hoyle
I AM LAFFIN AT YOU RETARDS NOT KNOWING YOU WERE JUST BTFO
Doesn't Bercow wife kiss (possible more) black men?
>meme flag
Nobody cares about your opinion you melt
Corbyn when Labour get annihilated in the election
hope a tory backbencher ruins this love in and calls Bercow out for being a shill
cope
CHAD PETER BONE, didn't even acknowledge him lol
Its just one thing after another aint it lads, lets be honest, Bercow is quitting, a year ago this would have been a happening and now its like nothing is shocking, bored of it, want a pint, want to go home.
Bercow has stitched up the Tories by resigning when they don't have a majority to replace him with a lackey.
haha
It doesn't matter if a new speaker is picked before the GE. The convention is that speaker's seats are not contested by other main parties so as long as this parliament picks some turbo-remainer (which is likely with the numbers being what they are) then the new speaker will be Bercow 2.0.
>we have to stop corbyn from getting the nuclear codes
>corbyn will let in 500,000 pakis but we will only let in 490,000
>t. toryboy
He’s stepping down on the 31st October? So he knows that’s the date we leave, or else why choose that date
>labour
are we fucked?
He was the Gazza of the New Right
Who's shagged Bercow's wife?
if i carry on im gon need some marijuana
Speak for yourself, moron. Even a meme flag can talk more sense than you brainwashed morons.
archive.4plebs.org
archive.vn
>NOTE (importint):
Even if you do not like Trump, or do not have faith in him (honestly it is a naive thing to think Trump supports Israel, but to each its own), if you want to help destroy support for Israel by turning ALL Trump supporters against it, this is the way to do it.
Another thread related:
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youtu.be
pastebin.com/Dxfbz9ip - “Just for some perspective” - 2 minute read, redpills anyone.
archive.vn/PYUQo - “Mega Group, Maxwells, and Mossad: The Spy Story at the Heart of the Jeffrey Epstein Scandal”
am well appeh posh souf twat jon beeeerceeer as resigneded lyk. fooking coont meerking tuuns o'noise oop in purlimant. 'ope next speaku is from norf.
Everyone apart from the angry virgins that post here
Me
>this shilliam projecting his sheltered concept of the working man onto us
lmao
That's only a convention, not a rule.
People were saying they would contest Bercow anyway.
He's less favourable to Labour than Bercow, who is nominally a Tory. He's currently Deputy, and it's a breath of fresh air when he's in the chair.
Gove and Benn by the looks of it
>Who's shagged Bercow's wife?
Who didn't?
get thyself of thee darkweb
I have
kek
everyone in Westminster
Back to /ptg/ with you
>bercow
>height: 1.68m
LMAO BERCOW MIDGELET