Asteroid to hit earth soon says scientist

We are doomed

>express.co.uk/news/science/1175270/Asteroid-news-scientist-space-rock-collision-Earth-planet-deadly-human-extinction/amp

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Lol what is with all the asteroid articles again all of a sudden? Why is everyone going full late 90s TLC documentary?

>daily express
>we're doomed again

oh nooooooooo

Election szn need fear to grow

it'll just land in the glaciers like all the others.

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It's just a bunch of mass hysteria experiments.

Do what exactly?

Of course an asteroid will hit Earth inevitably. It's the law of probabilities. There's asteroids roaming around the universe pretty much randomly, much like the Milky Way does too. Eventually one will intercept us, there's no way around it.
It's pointless to even mention this, regardless. The likelihood of it hitting in the next hour, day, year, decade is impossibly low. It's something that will happen, yes, but it's a once in 100 million years happening.
Let's entertain the chance that it DOES happen in our lifetimes. It doesn't fucking matter still. If a sizable asteroid hits Earth, most of the human population will be dead within seconds, and the rest will die in minutes from the aftermath.
Fantasize all you want at the sci-fi bullshit, but the reality of it is, we really can't do shit about it when it does come for us. But it's not like it matters anyway, if you look at it pragmatically.

Can it be prevented though

>Lol what is with all the asteroid articles again all of a sudden? Why is everyone going full late 90s TLC documentary?
THE JEWS USE NASA TO COMMUNICATE TO EACH OTHER WITH THE NEWS THEY PUT OUT!

Oh please god fucking kill us all

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>muh fear porn
they be panicking

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Lol no. I think odds are like 1/100000 that some rock hits earth that will kill us all in the next 1000 years.

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secret deep state communication.
these asteroid articles always pop up when something happened or is about to happen, didn't you notice it already?

Yes, please, end it all alredy.

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Oh thank god

The bottom is going to fall out of climate change when we’re not all dead in a decade and nothing has happened so they need to start shifting lobbying for funding into other “important” areas of science.

@ Asteroid, do it faggot.

>doomed
>not celebrating a solution to the end of degeneracy
faggot

>sooner or later

More voters prefer asteroid death to Corbyn.

Guys an asteroid just flew over my house AAAAAAA

The end cannot come soon enough.

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Feels like it's already happening here
Stay safe brother

Can't wait.

Whenever they say that these things will cause mass extinction including humans and be the equivalent of thousands of nukes, I mean they could be right but they’re probably wrong. It’s a serious issue that will cause a lot of deaths and change the weather, no doubt, but I think when they talk about the entire surface being incinerated that they’re full of shit

>Vote for me, I'll take all the guns and form them into a giant rocket to shoot the asteroid away!

>asteroid
>hit earth
That´s literally an Oxymoron

rollin' for Israel ground zero

GET A SHITLOAD OF BIG AND SMALL FANS AND POINT THEM SIDEWAYS OUTSIDE TO PUSH HE EARTH AWAY

rollan

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Quick /a/. Draw us an asteroid chan

redneck engineering saves the world once again

>have secret advanced space programs
>need to change news attention because you're a pedo with lots of pedo friends who are about to get arrested
>use space assets to alter course of asteroid to smash your enemies
>kill 2 birds with one asteroid
>ultimate in plausible deniability

They said this would happen at the beginning of summer and it never did. Maybe elon musk can make himself useful for once.

British tabloids are the worst. God will punish them all.

IT'S THE JOOS

I need to know when it gets here so I can rape plenty.

>Asteroid warning number 10 trillion
aaaaaaaa...
Aaa.
A.
*Sigh*

Bullshit story, of course its going to happen one day. One day I'm going to die..... I don't know when, but one day... Retard new papers, headlines just a clickbait

To what end?

If an asteroid was predicted to be on a collision course with the earth in the next few decades, what are the chances we could Armageddon it and save the human race?

We need to find a list of abandoned mine shafts to start living our new lives in

There is news like this every 3 months and nothing ever happens, nobody cares anymore at this point

It will be today I'm gonna nuke your house sucka

Roll

Feel good message of the day.

0%.

Good

You could either teach astronauts to drill, or drillers to astronauts, whichever is easiest.