Random girl approached me

So many other things you could have said. Sharpen your wit.

Yeah, if you made her laugh, you could have gotten her to hang out with you.

She was CIA user.

You should have kissed her.

Naw. Don't kill self. This is everyone's irl experience. Digital world has destroyed real Han interaction. Plus, this involved a woman, women are fucked up cunts as a rule nowadays. Better odds hitting Powerball then finding woman who isn't a cunt.

LARP

damn dude you suck at talking

>she starts laughing

Thats good you autist

she wanted you to rape her.

>‘I figured, girls don’t ever approach me to say hi
They're not supposed to you stupid faggot.

have sex incel freak
also never i hope you live to a 100

>When is it okay for me to take my life, anons?
Before you made this post would have been ideal

>i proceed to say ‘I figured, girls don’t ever approach me to say hi
You fucked up. You're supposed to laugh it off, smile slyly to yourself and say something like 'must be someone lucky' or something. Not some cringey Droopy Dog boo hoo hoo poor me crap.

dude, just do this

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>Be me
>Vacation
>Go to store to buy something
>Cute cashier girl
>Fuck she's hot
>Yeah uh... I'l uh have a pack of smokes
>Which ones
>Uh yeah Pall Mall
>Blue ones?
>Yes
>Two packs pls
>They increased the price to 240 dinars
>Sure
>Give her 500 dinars
>Start walking away
>Don't you want your change
>....
>Haha, yes sure
>dead inside
>She laughs
>I walk out looking at the ground like a megafaggot
That's when I realized I was at my lowest point and it could never get worse than that.
And it hasn't.
Welp guys, I'm off.

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Why is hardcore porn ads all over r9k?
I'm on my longest no-fap streak and I can't share my pain with my fellow robots.
R9k is a containment board to keep us as degenerates

Kek. He's such an incel he doesn't even realize when the actual missed opportunity was.

You were supposed to laugh with her then smack her in the head with a tree branch and drag her back to your copulation chamber.

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Kek that's actually a good thing OP. Too bad you fucked it up.

Inb4 gay jannies delete

At least you had the balls to talk back to a woman. I would've pee pee poo poo if a lady approached me like I'm her knight in shining armor.

Do not do it user. Turn to the body of Christ.

>Thread: Opinions to edgy for Jow Forums
>Women are not white

>random girl approaches me on the bus
>tells me I have my backpack open
>you too!
>4 years ago and still cringe when I think back
>would probably do the same again
Why am I like this?

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Sometimes I think I’m just not meant to ever be in a relationship.

It’s funny when people call me an incel because an incel hates girls - I don’t hate girls, I just hate myself.

I feel you burgerbro

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Jow Forums is a faggot tranny infested shithole m8

Which is where OP belongs
You belong there, too.

>der ewige roastie

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Get pegged incel

You wouldn’t have a woman even under that system friend

>tfw no tankie "gf" to rape you

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I’m just ribbin’ ya, Romaniabro. I’ve done something similar a couple of times. I know the feel.

dude, its not that hard to get roasties, just be confident in yourself girls love that shit. you can even fake the confidence and theyll still like you

>wanting a roastie
How do I get a Yukari gf?

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>saw a cute girl crying in the rain because her car battery died
>helped her get it started
>afterwards she tries to give me a hug
>my immediate reaction is to jerk away and she goes in to hug me
I'm so fucking beta. I sometimes wonder how I've even had girlfriends in the past.

*die ewige Nutte

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lmao were you trying to tip her?