/britpol/ bercow votes leave on his own career edition

>Parliament to close today for five weeks
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7443491/Boris-Johnson-suspend-Parliament-TONIGHT-five-weeks.html

>Speaker John Bercow tells aides he will quit at next election
thesun.co.uk/news/9885912/john-bercow-quit-election-tories/

>Nigel Farage: I can help Boris Johnson to majority of 100 MPs in general election
thetimes.co.uk/article/nigel-farage-i-can-help-boris-johnson-to-majority-of-100-mps-in-general-election-xtt3sgxv5

>Cruel yob spikes seagull with 'ecstasy' tablet hidden inside a chip
mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/cruel-yob-spikes-seagull-ecstasy-18947037

>Isle of Wight firefighters called to Ventnor Binfire
countypress.co.uk/news/17889663.isle-wight-firefighters-called-ventnor-bin-fire/

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theanarchistlibrary.org/library/fc-industrial-society-and-its-future
archive.org/details/IndustrialSocietyAndItsFuture-TheUnabombersManifesto
archive.org/details/tk-Technological-Slavery/page/n1
archive.org/details/KaczynskiAntiTechRevolutionWhyAndHow_201803
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First for brexit

Hello my dear lads,
how are we?

First for Cirno

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in here cunt

First for Ted is a brainlet cunt

The crack down on drinking and driving killed the pub

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Vote Conservative

Hello Italian user. Nice to see you again.

I come say hi everyday, even if only for a few minutes

Space Raiders

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Careful! Those space raiders are dangerous!
If you eat 43 tonnes of them over a decade and nothing else, you die!

Nah, banning smoking indoors killed the pub

>things only brits could possibly know

Yeah.
:(

It's all the bars on the high street that opened when the shops moved into the shopping malls. Everyone went to the high street to drink instead of the pub.

Australia news outlets are surprisingly less biased than the UK media who are pro remain. I was shocked that they weren't calling Boris an idiot, and saying the sky will fall if the UK leaves the EU.
youtu.be/oihjXZ5tFkY

yaay no deal Brexit soon....

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pubs are degenerate, stop drinking

fuck off boring faggot

WOT SWEETS SHOULD I PUT IN MY BUG OUT BAG

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>agitate them, make it impossible for them to do anything without being agitated
>the result is Shilliam wasting all his time and effort and losing regardless
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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Would you hard brexit types be willing to drop Northern Ireland from the UK if it meant you could leave now?

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I dont get it.

>INDUSTRIAL SOCIETY AND ITS FUTURE
washingtonpost.com/wp-srv/national/longterm/unabomber/manifesto.text.htm??noredirect=on
theanarchistlibrary.org/library/fc-industrial-society-and-its-future
archive.org/details/IndustrialSocietyAndItsFuture-TheUnabombersManifesto

>TECHNOLOGICAL SLAVERY
archive.org/details/tk-Technological-Slavery/page/n1

>ANTI-TECH REVOLUTION: WHY AND HOW
archive.org/details/KaczynskiAntiTechRevolutionWhyAndHow_201803

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degenerate alcoholic scum

oh yea thats right.
gosh that was very clever.

Yorkie bar and Double Decker unless you're a fackin poof.

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They’d be willing to toss out Scotland and probably Wales too.

Cam on Jeremy

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jelly babies

teetotal fedora bitchboy incel

no loss there

I haven't had a drink since Saturday.

>Last night i nigger KFC your sister...

Top banter

sosij roll for when times get truly desperate

thick cunt

what's the fastest you've ever fallen in love lads?

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werther's original and some kendal mint cake

So can Boris ignore Parliaments order to not do No Deal Brexit?

I am teetotaler

I niggress friend chickened your sister?

Sosij roll will go moudly too quickly. You need shit like mints and boiled sweets.

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Anyone need a cheap brickie or surveyor?

Inshallah pubs will all be closed

right well i am in south west london and i have seen a white face here for days.
we are being replaced.

Context?

a week.

its spelled virgin
you stink of autism, you speccy fat bastard

Remainers getting CUMM'D then shafted hard by big balls Johnson.
Parliament is shut down tonight and Britain will legally leave the EU on 31st October 2019. Johnson will rule for decades with a firm but fair fist of iron.
How will EU shills ever recover?

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Do the Germans have a word for needing to fart but being afraid it might turn into a shit?

>still seething from the last thread

Is Yellow Hammer the Chinese version of B&Q?

whats this about texts and emails lads.

i would. she looks comfy.

One must imagine Hitchens happy.

lmao

>”yes im a teetotaler how could you tel-AGHHHHH AGHHHH PLEASE STOP SOMEONE HELP
HEEEELP!!!! AGHHHHHHHHH!”

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I know you are, but what am I?

eye contact

Seat the shrieking woman

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Grieve putting the frighteners on Cummings.

I'll price you out of the market if you're not too careful

Hitchens is lazy comfortable boomer depressive fuck

But you can't weld?

is she famous?

Is she over 18?

I would suck on those toes

might go to the chinese

he's probably debating WW2 and weed on twitter like a fat spaz

welding is for thick chavs

you only need to worry if she is over 15 user.

fat people like you deserve to be killed
teetotalers are always obese because they are food addicts

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My mate is cheaper than you

>Why yes, I am teetotal, non-smoking, non-caffeine consuming, anti-sugar, avoid motor transport, exercise regularly and love God. How could you tell?

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Is she the one who got decapitated?

He's realistic not depressive. He's also red pilling people to fk about the UK's role in WW2 and the "muh Polish freedom" lie.

Are zoomers really that fucking retarded or is this just the next step in the dumbing down of western culture for the illiterate hordes invading our shores?

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I mean, the UK can keep the terms of Good Friday agreement and have a Hard Brexit. Trade and Irishmen can still flow through into Northern Ireland and back. It would be the EU that would have to put up a hard border to protect the integrity of its (((single market))).

because you're a seething incel with no friends?

*16

I'm in Spain wishing I was in italy

She's a smackhead r9k was fawning over.

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I know there are more exciting and flavourful biscuits out there.... But sometimes a few digestives and a brew really hit the spot.

Pretty comfy right now lads.

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too old

Probably

lol

Do the British?

i can see why.

rancid little twerp needs a good smack

>gigachad meme

confirmed fatass

that best you got?

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No them cunts love this flag more than we do.

Battered prawn balls, chicken chow mein and crispy chilli beef please lad

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yea its called poland.

lots of money to be lost in exposing the kikes who have infiltrated the Tory party, glad to see it done, will be the better for all of us.

>point of order anna soubry

into the trash it goes

me and me mates got a guy to quit his job because he was teetotal
little poof went off with depression