Brit/pol/ - Vintage Icke Edition

>PARLIAMENT LIVE
Plenty of happenings likely today
bbc.co.uk/news/live/uk-politics-parliaments-49636684

>Speaker John Bercow tells aides he will quit at next election
thesun.co.uk/news/9885912/john-bercow-quit-election-tories/

>Parliament to close today for five weeks
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7443491/Boris-Johnson-suspend-Parliament-TONIGHT-five-weeks.html

>Nigel Farage: I can help Boris Johnson to majority of 100 MPs in general election
thetimes.co.uk/article/nigel-farage-i-can-help-boris-johnson-to-majority-of-100-mps-in-general-election-xtt3sgxv5
>Other News
>Cruel yob spikes seagull with 'ecstasy' tablet hidden inside a chip
mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/cruel-yob-spikes-seagull-ecstasy-18947037

>Isle of Wight firefighters called to Ventnor Binfire
countypress.co.uk/news/17889663.isle-wight-firefighters-called-ventnor-bin-fire/

>Quality Street Shrunk AGAIN
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7442983/Nestl-shrunk-Quality-Street-again.html

>Coldest Winter for 30 Years approaching
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7440117/Britain-braces-one-COLDEST-winters-30-years-Beast-East-returns.html

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washingtonpost.com/wp-srv/national/longterm/unabomber/manifesto.text.htm??noredirect=on
theanarchistlibrary.org/library/fc-industrial-society-and-its-future
archive.org/details/IndustrialSocietyAndItsFuture-TheUnabombersManifesto
archive.org/details/tk-Technological-Slavery/page/n1
archive.org/details/KaczynskiAntiTechRevolutionWhyAndHow_201803
archive.org/details/JacquesEllulTheTechnologicalSociety
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7442983/Nestl-shrunk-Quality-Street-again.html
dominiccummings.com/
twitter.com/NSFWRedditVideo

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Vote Conservative.

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>INDUSTRIAL SOCIETY AND ITS FUTURE
washingtonpost.com/wp-srv/national/longterm/unabomber/manifesto.text.htm??noredirect=on
theanarchistlibrary.org/library/fc-industrial-society-and-its-future
archive.org/details/IndustrialSocietyAndItsFuture-TheUnabombersManifesto

>TECHNOLOGICAL SLAVERY
archive.org/details/tk-Technological-Slavery/page/n1

>ANTI-TECH REVOLUTION: WHY AND HOW
archive.org/details/KaczynskiAntiTechRevolutionWhyAndHow_201803

archive.org/details/JacquesEllulTheTechnologicalSociety

Cringe

how far back do you remember lads?
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7442983/Nestl-shrunk-Quality-Street-again.html

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Reminder

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David Icke lives near me.

its actually space saving.

The final tin. Was in Tesco the other day and they've already got all the Xmas stuff out. Mental.

Are you a corkhead?

My dad's still got a Quality Street plastic jar from the early 80's that we used for teabags at home

>isle of wight

did you start the bin fire?

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that be £4 goy

Well now that you Cummings fags have been called out today how does it feel that brexit has been canceled for good now

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you've never been to uni have you?

Yes I have, why?

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I don't remember these.

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very clever bazza, very clever

>2 for £6
pretty good price desu

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Boris is shitting himself right now, he put all his faith in Cummings and it backfired spectacularly. Resignation inbound.

Roses were always better than quality street

Yeah because they only sell the tiny tins of sweets now

Will the unsold ones be set free to fly back to their homes?

Based icke

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Agreed.

When's this EU cuck Grieve shutting his fucking mouth?

It’s all in the colour coded binder

i got into a lot of trouble for submitting a paper with anti EU stuff on it.

the only reason people are told (notice i said told) to stay in the EU at uni is because they lack critical thinking skills.

my uni was stuffed with pro EU propaganda
when i spoke about this with other students i was told "do you think i need to know things?"

Quality Street were good for toffees, roses used to have more selection (but not anymore).

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*gets sold off to yanks who promptly ruin it*
Still fuming lads.

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really not a fan of all this politics chat on here recently

Bored as fuck listening to him desu. Having charisma and banter should be a requirement for MPs desu senpai

Same

Or had sex? No, no he hasn’t

I'm educated to law degree status and I can tell you that academic people are the stupidest people you'll ever meet. Unironically.

is there still a twist left in the brexit endgame?

Boris isn't going to resign and certainly not so soon in lmao. His whole life has been leading towards power, he isn't stepping down.
>i got into a lot of trouble for submitting a paper with anti EU stuff on it.
Trouble with who? What kind of trouble? What did you write?

We're fucked.
Never mind brexit.
We're just fucked.
Everyone is determined to be a fucking brainlet.

I always like the one that had those strawberry chocolates that tasted like calpol

Fuck off lolbertarian.

>age range over 65+ years
>thinks real world education qualifications haven't literally fallen through the floor over that time.
You're "68% degree" activists are mostly basket weaving useless cunts who would be outperformed by a pensioner holding a clutch of 1950's O levels.

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If you look at what you can report on /pol there's not much you can do about it.

brexit isn't going to happen, the country is doomed, why are we talking about it?

Stay off our radar. Ask the other tripfag shills what happens if you blip up on it too often and try to interfere with us. Leave us alone, and we'll leave you alone. Persist, and you will suffer the consequences.

Explosion incoming, Grieve is sticking the knife in too deep for this to be a nothing.

This is a New Age.

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>Caulkhead
Nah I moved here 16 years ago. Im a norf'ner originally.
My kids were born here though.

Hello lads my dears

absolute boomer cope. Just look at the state of your pic.

choccie devolution

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Other side of the Isle mate.

Is Boris gonna have to delay Brexit again?
A friend of mine from Newcastle says he's kind of fucked at this point.

Maybe I'm biased, never really liked toffee compared to the other stuff.

hello dear my lad

Boring

Shut up

go to >>>r9k britfeel then

Well now that you Cummings fags have been called out today how does it feel that brexit has been canceled for good now

You should have backed Nige from the start Boris is an utter fraud who has been called on his countless bluffs

Cummings will be getting the sack soon and Nige will kill off the remnants of the Tory party

He's very approachable & humble when you speak to him. He's in the town costa a lot when he's not on one of his speaking tours tour somewhere.
His son is also a local musician.

I always went for the nut ones asap.

>My kids were born here though.
Oh, dear. Still, we have the internet now. With online dating.

they're too nice there

Is that a threat?

Then you havent met the uneducated ones.

Seriously.

The only thing being delayed is your freedom. There's 200 years of tea tax for you to repay.

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>pic

He looks like Steven Pinker. Is Icke a Jew? It would explain the lizard shit.

lel, they're not even pretending he's playing 12 d chess now.

Fuck off with all the other relics of Brit/pol/
Eddie, pube and yktd are waiting for you

i was conducting a S.W.O.T. and P.E.S.T.L.E. analysis on the Macro and Micro environment.

he (was greek) said that now we are leaving (the EU) i need you to include that it stakeholders will suffer based on there will be less money to spend on these environments
and i called him out in the classroom and i said no it wont and i will write in my report that the money will infact increase because people will have more buying power as well as more jobs in the local area. i also reminded him that unemployement has dropped since we have had since the referendum further proving my point.

They have all gone quiet

>IT'S THE ILLUMINATI
>IT'S THE REPTILLIANS
>IT'S THE ROYAL BLOODLINES
>IT'S THE BANKING FAMILIES
It's the Jews.

just read his blog you fag
it's all about the seeing rooms, a fight is coming soon, and boris will win
dominiccummings.com/

>i also reminded him that unemployement has dropped since we have had since the referendum further proving my point.
How does that prove your point, UK is still in the EU

you can't even boil an egg you daft cunt.

to this day ill never understand UNI people
normally (often women) when someone tells me they have been to UNI i automatically dont like them unless they are pre Blair.

Shit/pol/ moar like. Not even discussing what is going on in Parliament right now.

Legally he's obliged to now

There's nothing stopping him finding a loophole to wiggle out of it or just full-on resigning to throw a hand grenade into the mix.

i used to work on the biggest solar farm there during xmas 2015.

what are the odds Bercow will actually quit when the time comes?

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The thing that hurts me the most is to see that all the parties are mostly busy with their party interests instead of making a neccesary sacrifice and making sure that the pain for the common people is lessened

Someone is going in the slammer for this and it's not Grieve.

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Absolutely.

This.

Ickes main problem is his inability to simply name the enemy, he's been at it for decades and still can't bring himself to actually admit the truth.

politics is boring

it's related to Jupiterian president Macaroni.
You Bongs will worship Frogs after his move as you always have.

There is no wiggle room.

My 'mate' collects David Icke cassettes. Does he live on the Isle of Wight?

>boris
>assuming he is going to for anything but the grenade.

Question is...
what is it going to be.

>it's all about the seeing rooms, a fight is coming soon, and boris will win

There is no room left for Boris or the galaxy brain to manoeuvre in now

Piss off, Momentum cockroach.

There is always wiggle room.

All "educated" means is that you're a slave to the system. There's a reason self-employed plasterers earn more than barristers.

He has resigned before 2bh