anons, i have a problem, i have absolutely no friends besides one guy i see every couple of months, my parents think im a faggot bc i gave no gf,they also treat me like shit, ive been in college for a month and havent talked to anyone beides the teachers. how do i make a friend and stop being so miserable?
Whats worng with me?
Landon Roberts
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Jonathan Hughes
join a sports club
Luke Edwards
>still has one friend
kys normalfag
Charles Walker
Nothing is wrong with you. We live in a world of sick degenerates.
Joseph Moore
You look normal to me.
I just stopped making relationships at all like 15 years ago.
People are a drain to your free spirit.
Colton Gonzalez
Internal monarchy, external chaos.
Bentley Cox
You have friends. We are your friends. Just power through school, get a good job, make money, and everything will work itself out. You'll meet coworkers. A woman. You'll have children. And, though your younger years may not be "Dazed and Confused" tier fun, the next 40-50 years will be.
Besides, college friends are overrated. Most don't believe in the same shit as you anyways and would ostracize you if they knew you even came here.
You'll be fine, user. I promise. Anytime you need us, we'll be here for you. Bants and insults and all.
We believe in you, white man.
Tyler Green
Whatever is depressing or crushing your spirit you need to confront. Normal people are sociable in school. Take this time to be in silence alone and contemplate why you feel depressed, afraid or whatever and really dig deep and you'll find the reason, then you need to confront it and overcome.
When I was young my father was oppressing me a lot and I didn't know why I wasn't sociable at school until I dug in and found out it had been my father who up until that point I had looked up to.
Jayden Martinez
Off yourself. There's something wrong with you.
William Phillips
nothing is wrong with you. Don't worry about it.
Easton Peterson
>parents ask if I'm gay cus never bring girls home
>tell em I'm not and I only don't bring any home because i'm a social retard and none ever respond well to me
>have to tell em not to expect grandkids and that if they wanted some they should have had more kids to increase the chances instead of just me
Nathaniel Hill
YOU fucking useless cunt.
How fucking hard is this. Not very.
go to meetups.com meet like minded people in things you have a interest in. everyone is in the same boat. so they all want to connect.
Meet people who want to learn English ( or whatever your language is) why, because they also dont know anyone they are foreigners in a foreign land. guess what fucker, they'll want to be friends.
go to a yoga class. why? it helps you stretch and its full of fit single women.
I've had loads of friends in my life. and you know what they are fucking useless. stop being so needy and man up.
Xavier Anderson
Came here to post this.
And don't fuck a housemate.
Don't skip a girl because she doesn't have tits or whatever.
Xavier Nelson
>how do i make a friend and stop being so miserable?
stop using the memeflag and join your national group in the appropriate general
Owen Johnson
You're actually just like everyone else. I pushed all of my friends away years ago and have avoided make any since. Join a martial arts gym.
Carter Green
You need team sports. Join a team, work hard, get good. Win friends and trophies.
Alexander King
>make a friend and stop being so miserable
Sorry you only get to have friends if your parents love you.
Anthony Diaz
Friends? BUT user... friendship leads to marriage which leads to more suffering. Break the cycle user.
Jaxson White
Evan White
You're only gonna get 3 responses.
A. Advice you won't follow
B. "Kill yourself faggot"
C. "Sad? Join my Nazi cult"
Go to a therapist.
Henry Morales
>one friend
don't brag cunt Jow Forums means normies not welcome
Isaiah Scott
Met most of my friends at work, so I'd recommend trying that, I see them outside of work too as I've switched jobs since then
Carter Gray
delet dis
Evan James
Buy a grooming kit, clippers for your hair ($40) and small clippers for your sideburns, beard ($30). Pluck the top of your eyebrows (not the bottom, that reads gay). Buy a teeth whitening kit ($40). If you are overweight, eat less and stop it with the soda. If you are underweight, no worries, weight will come. Better slim for now. If money is an issue go to a Goodwill in a nicer area and buy nice, better fitting clothes. Watch videos on the style you want on youtube, there are thousands of them. Then watch charisma on command, good tips. Got to church, dance classes, meetups, any of those places. I guarantee you will 100% get friends and a girl.
Chase Bennett
This is very common in the post-analog world. Digital world can be lonely. irl is rare. Hang in there. I am successful gen-x and never been more alone.
Jacob Cook
lurk Jow Forums more user
Jace Wright
Fuck no, that's a horrible idea retard.
Half are women with no ability to discern the underlying issue, they just listen to make dumb cunts feel better, and the other half will drug you.
Leo Powell
This is Jow Forums moron
Bentley Brooks
The Mormon's will take you. XD
Jack Wood
Friends is a concept of the man with nothing to lose and no war to fight. People that know everything about you are a risk in this world. They're easily manipulated and if you're targeted they become threats.
Pleasant acquaintances are the preferential. People you enjoy, you have some things in common but personal life is something vaguely discussed and irrelevant to social gathering unless explicitly suggested otherwise.
Attend social gatherings for a while, see what's going on around you, be present, no phone. Be apart of the event. Even if you don't really care for the event, just attend for a little while see if you like it. Social media and phone number requests is perfectly reasonable if you enjoy someone, even with women.
It's ok to have no friends but if you have no friends and it's a problem it's time to start thinking about what needs addressing in your life such as money, time allocation and general seclusion from life.
Walk around a little. Go to the park. Get a dog, walk it, talk to other dog walkers.
Stop being autistic you special needs case.
Nicholas Young
good reply and I'll expand on it
the teeth whitening gel kits are effective for their price, idk if the blue light does anything but the peroxide definitely makes them whiter and it's quick and convenient to do
do a fasting focused lifestyle if you're fat
youtube.com
charisma on command is ebic. don't go for a modern church unless you're a faggot, I'm Catholic but orthodox is also better than proddie. also: lift weights
Nolan Martinez
There is nothing special needs in wanting companionship. You seem bitter and likely also friendless.
Nolan Davis
Your a memeflag. So you should kill yourself immediately.
Oliver Brooks
Stop being a fucking pussy is a great start, chicken shit.
It solves like 80% of problems.
Luke Butler
Let's say, for the sake of argument, that you are right. Would you give a sack of rice to someone about to die of starvation? Or would you cook it first and then provide them with a couple of servings?
While something might be obvious to you, that may not be the case for everyone else. Knowledge needs to be digested. Raw advice with a side of condescendance is not what this man, needs.