Why are millennials going to Disney World without children? It's weird

Based and accurate, gg NYP

Little kids don't watch Disney. They watch fortnight Twitch streams and YouTube pregnant Elsa videos.

I was going to go as a kid but then my parents got divorced instead

First time I've ever seen that portmanteau. Nice!

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>Why are millennials going to Disney World
How? Those tickets are stupidly expensive.

disney needs all the attendance they can get, I expect this author to be suicided by friday

to stalk 14 year olds and post about it on their progressive tumblr blogs

The blackpill is this is a real marketing term used by companies when they want to target bugmen.

This. People dumb enough to do that shouldn't be reproducing.

>having fun
If you think going to Disney World as an adult is some form of fun, you need to seriously have a look at your life.

It is definetly weird. At first I thought the Tokyo Disneyland date shit was weird, but it kinda makes sense when you think about it, but this? Just weird. Probably the same kind of people that bitch on reddit about kids crying while standing in line(that they have contributed to making longer) after the trip.

This is exactly the reason I am having children, I don't want to look weird at Disney world or at the movie theater when I go to see the latest Disney movie.

Because fuck you it's my money.

...and (You) only had to buy 37 "Dream Disney Princess Favor Bags" in order to win.

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Thank you! I can now kill myself.

Even with kids-millennials still act like children at these places. I know because this Gen Xer went with a huge group of millennial parents and our kids. Is was all about what the parents wanted to see and do. None of these kids give a shit about Star Wars but the entire trip seemed to have been planned so that the parents could go to galaxys edge. They spent a bunch of money on getting lightsabers for themselves at $200+ a pop. Just kept thinking about what these kids think of their parents—seeing them get all wet about toys...pathetic

What's wrong with going to Disney?

Sounds like a roastie got mad young men would rather spend money on themselves than her so they either had the office beta rage for her or just ghostwrote under a male name.

The last time I was there was like 20 years ago, but wtf is wrong with this? How how is going to an amusement park weird? Is it weird to go on rides at 6 flags without kids too now?

I couldn't go when I was a child it would be nice to go before my 30s

You've got it wrong. Millennials are the (((children))).

>kidults
Need to use that more

This is actually sad, wow
I hope we all die in the next two decades

What for?
I wouldn't even go with my kids.

Because fun is for children, you are an adult. You are supposed to work and provide tax dollars to minorities , donate your money to poor starving Israelis, not spend it on your own pleasure

Gen-X fucked up, they left their kids with the grandparents while they went out to work , and the boomer grandparents spoiled Gen-X's kids to make up for completely ignoring their own kids

There are many "funs" to have beside going to a kid's theme park.

I went to Disneyland semi recently and if you’re under 25 you won’t recognise 90% of characters and shit in the old park and all the Pixar shit they recognise is next door so it’s practically made for millennials and older people it’s literally their audience

I know, like cleaning your room, and washing your clothes , so much fun

But in reality, I'm not a child molester, and I don't have kids, so I don't feel the need to go to a theme park designed for small children

Who the fuck has time for kids when both parents are working 60+ hour workweeks? Just take the dollpill.

There's a literal Let's Play show on Disney's XD channel.

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I saw socks for sale in CVS that said "I can't do adulting today"

Don't forget shitposting on a Tibetan throat singing forum.

Because they never grew up. It's up to the generations after them to put things right.

Hey now, this is far more depressing than fun, you know it as do I

Millennials are 35 now though

Did OP wrote this too?

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>wakes up at 7AM on Saturday
>grabs sip
>starts up tractor
Yep. This is entertainment.

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I get free tickets and it's fun.

Yeah, they market being immature and dysfunctional all the time and then hide behind irony, "It's just a joke! It's supposed to be funny!"

People doing yard work never bothered me,at least they are keeping their property from looking like shit

Walt Disney himself went ro disneyland every day until he dies. He went alone.

Do not continue reading this unless you're ready to be bummed out.

>news.com.au/finance/money/budgeting/kidults-are-getting-themselves-into-crippling-debt/news-story/5ea4ae2c5a182757a0bf39ecf0446bda
>Mr Haywood said kidults thought because they had a fulltime job, they could afford to buy coffees and lunch every day.
>thesun.co.uk/living/2017545/woman-38-is-part-of-a-generation-of-kidults-who-refuse-to-grow-up/
>“If you go back 40-odd years, it was expected that once you were a working adult you would be able to afford a car and a mortgage. But it’s not like that today. Even people in their 30s still can’t afford their own home.”
>In fact, research by Legal & General this year found that parents helped finance a quarter of all mortgage transactions, giving £17,500 on average.

doll on the right is hot

Childless early millenial here, I live in a bit of a bubble, what i've heard is the millenial parents who do have funds pretty much do whatever and dump their kids off on the grandparents. I have to wonder what they'll do when the market tanks and their boomer parents can't afford to support them anymore. I grew up a latch key kid and had a shit childhood, big suprise I think more like gen X and never want kids. What scares me is when the market tanks these fuckers are going to vote for socialist politicans who will jack everyones taxes up. They may well pull it off considering there's about as many millenials as boomers.

I agree, but for the opposite reason. Disney is shit. Go check out a locally owned attraction instead of the international garbage that is over priced. Go to your county fair and state fair instead.

Those people are waaaay too thin.

They are children

>kidults
shieeeeet

>Aiden
fuck me

God, when i was a kid I used to see adult men in their 30s in various forms of intoxication going to six flags all the time, no one cared. Seriously, people need to get the sick out of their ass.

This, it also helps keeping vermin from infesting the neighborhood.

Imagine wasting money on Disney world when you can travel the world

Huh, that was the well off gen x, most of the gen x kids I knew grew up as latch key kids, no grandparents.

Drinking around the world at epcot with friends or SO is fun as fuck

Holy fucking based article. They are 100% right btw. I never was able to go to disney world because my family was poor while i was growing up, and I sure as shit ain't ever going unless my gf and I end up having some kids.

Childless adults should be banned from the place but it wont happen because they need to make soicouple bux with all their star wars and nintendoland shit.

>nintendoland

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I'm Gen X, and this is based off of my personal observations
Gen X were the ones that dumped their millennial kids off at their boomer parents houses so they could work for 8 hours. I didn't have kids myself because to many of my friends go divorces just a few years after they got married .I too got a divorce a few years after marriage , that sex in the city bullshit was real

Same goes for every fake resort in the US.
>protip: none of them look anything like the real things, including pic related
The only thing you guys got right was that less than 50% of the people there were white.

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>Early 30s with a credit card debt of more than $65,000 and met a 22-year-old woman working in the fashion industry with 25 pairs of shoes and a $25,000 debt.
Holy fuck, I can't imagine doing this. The worst I had was 9K in debt, and that was because of a car accident.

My parents went there for there 45th anniversary. Disney world is not just for kids. Hell have you ever been to Epcot?

>sex in the city
Hollywood's gone and fucked this country in the head

You're gay.

Yes, 18 years ago. I'm not going to begrudge some older married couple if they want to go, but this kidult shit of bug people is not normal.

I should have known something was up when she was spending more time with her friends than with me, when I'd come home from work to an empty house,regularly

I saw that too, was weird. I remember going to parties underage, all the older people were gen x. Those who had kids either shoved em off on parents/grandparents or boyfriends/girlfriends. It was kind of surreal, we'd be getting smashed/stonned and out of no where someones brat would just pop up then leave. What blew my mind was how some of the parents just enabled this shit and assumed the rest of us would watch the kids lol. After i outgrew that I got into the outdoors and never looked back.

That's why Gen Z scares me, they had parents like that. I know a few teachers and hearing their stories is something. It used to be that even the shit kids had a shot at life, now there are so many messed up kids on god knows how many meds educators have no idea what to do with em.

I know an older gen x guy who's happily married and grew up like I did, real shocker is with him he was the odd one, with me disfunctional households were so common. Thing with a lot of the guys I know is their partners try to get them with common law. That or if they're dumb enough to date a single mother the woman trying to get some libshit judge to stick em with child support via bonding laws. Big suprise so many men go MGTOW and just bang prostitutes on the downlow, it's such a shitshow anymore.

Ops, forgot this.
>sex in the city
I'll just leave this here.
foxnews.com/entertainment/sex-and-the-city-author-candace-bushnell-regrets-not-having-kids-says-she-was-truly-alone

Some time ago I was talking with an American girl and a Brazilian guy and they showed me the pics and videos of their visit to Disney. I was really surprised to see no kids in the photos and asked them why, the American said it's common because Disney's tickets are too expensive and the natives go to other parks (she said you can go the whole week to a better park for the same price of one day at Disney).

Fair enough, though Epcot is pretty awesome and not really for children.

I went full kidult in my early twenties when I lived in a uni dorm and worked part-time. I bottomed out at
>$16k in credit card debt + $19k in loans
>$35k in total
I basically paid off just the interest for several years before I started making real money. Now I'm down to about $10k and I'm gonna wipe that out in the next 9 months or so.

Dude, magic kingdom is objectively made for 3-8 year olds. They just put an occasional ride in there that the adults can go on so they feel somewhat catered to while their kids have the real fun. Women who get real excited talking about their Disney pass are the same ones that call themselves a "Dog Mom" and their pets their "fur babies". It may be fun for them but it's objectively juvenile and should be called out for what it is instead of becoming the new norm. As someone that took about 24 years to grow up (addiction issues), seeing others act even more infantile at around the same age is disheartening. At least I had a concrete obstacle holding me back from maturing that I was aware of; what is keeping these people from growing up?

That’s alright, most people who try to act like adults put themselves in at least $60,000 of debt just from going to college. Take my wife for example. She’s not even using her degree, got a good job at a bank. But still, she could have done that without her college degree.

My parents waited for us kids (me and my two brothers) to grow up and move out of the house before they took themselves to Disney world. I've still never been.

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I plan on going to Disney world, I'm 23 rn. I'm probably going to invite my friend who has a baby though.

I pass for a 12 year old some days, so I'm good. Can't say the same for other females.

Dear god, tits or gtfo

Thanks!!

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I dated a girl like this. She was obsessed with Lilo & Stitch and didn't want kids. I ejected after a few months.

Post your feet.

I mean that's not good, but you learned your lesson and are on track now. 65K in credit card debt is fucking insane. That guy must have maxed out a dozen cards, how do you allow yourself to get that far?

I hit on the person playing minnie and fucked her after work, her upper half still in costume.

It costs around 2000$ for a full week at Disney with meal package tickets and a hotel nearby.
Plane tickets vary depending how far you are, for me I'd pay 2500 which is essentially 2.25 of my paycheck for a month. I have a bunch of savings and investments so I could throw away the money with ease.

I'm sorry, I forgot disney world is only for niggers and mexicans with at least six children each.

it's cheaper to go without a child begging for every little thing you pass by walking around. i'd go by myself, if i could. it would be way cheaper, and i could go do all the things i want to do and none of the boring, mundane, kid shit (like meeting the mascots and such)

Best friend honeymooned at Disney. Was a real wtf moment when he told me the plans.
Disneyworld apparently has a pretty good bar scene in epcot, so the millenials go there, buy stupidly overpriced drinks, and ride dumbo...
I don't see the appeal.

True. A lot of young people fuck up by getting into too much debt, and then making it even worse by trying to pay off debts off with payday and other truly predatory loans, and then they end up with bad credit. Thank God I dodged that bullet and never went truly over my head. In Finland having bad credit means you can't even get a data plan for your phone, and forget about renting an apartment. Those people are fucked.

I paid a lot for my mistakes but at least I learned something.

Because they are children.

i wouldnt be caught dead at one of these kids play place parks.

>when i became a man i put childish things behind me

Please tell me you said something to the effect of "OHANA MEANS FAMILY BITCH" before slamming the door. (For real though the whole point of the movie is family is good and life is a lot less terrible when you're in a functional loving family unit wtf)

>when i became a man i put childish things behind me
Okay Christopher Robbin

>Shame millennials for going to Disneyland
>Millennials stop going to Disneyland
>Disneyland shuts down

>Millennials are killing Disney

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