>Speaker John Bercow tells aides he will quit at next election
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>Parliament to close today for five weeks
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>Nigel Farage: I can help Boris Johnson to majority of 100 MPs in general election
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>Isle of Wight firefighters called to Ventnor Binfire
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>Quality Street Shrunk AGAIN
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>Coldest Winter for 30 Years approaching
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Brexit is not going to happen
Discuss
Boris Borishov Borishovsky
(hocks a big wad of phlegm....)
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BREXIT HAPPENING GO HERE NO ONE WANTS A SHIT THREAD WITHOUT HAPPENINGS
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Bender thread for memeflags.
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Never did like that sly fucker.
Fuck off memeflag
is that fiver?
Brexit is cancelled, all part of the cum-plan, it was over before it began remainers.
I long for simpler times when Brit/pol/ was just Farage memes
>2016 United Kingdom European Union membership referendum
Sso long!
Farewell!
You fucking piece of shhhiieeeiiit!
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Reminder that unless you live in one of these towns you're a poof and probably a Southern fairy.
mirror.co.uk
ITS OVER
Its over
Plot twist. Cummings is a Remain deep-plant.
This, but without the irony
The official song of Brexit.
bregsit man been pulled over by police
Newcastle here. Poofs out.
Good thing I'm in the top 10 then
The Dissolution affected monasteries, priories, convents and friaries, not cathedrals, you fat yank
Pictured: St. James's Church and the eastern banqueting house of Sir Baptist Hicks
Woah, an emergency debate. Thank heavens parliament got this chance to reach a solution for the suspension starts. Brexit will finally be concluded tonight. Screenshot this.
You a paki?
>none of the yorkshire slums are in this list
we all know the NORFERNER is a yorkshireman
Perfect song for him given he is a literal cuckold.
Right here's the fucking plan.
Take back the North Sea. All. Of. It. Get those Spanish cunts out of there. We manage it properly and gradually increase its productivity. Thus, the North of our country will be given back a foundation industry. This will give them something to take pride in once more and will send money away from Londonistan to balance the disparity.
Questions?
>not on the 20 most deprived towns list
Poof.
No Liverpool or Croyden?
If you live in one of those towns you're probably not even white
Yes, what do i do within this grand scheme?
>Take back the North Sea
RAISE DOGGER BANK
seriously, all we need to do is get the layabout prisoners to form a human conveyor belt of rocks from the Pennines to North Sea ports, Dogger is only 30m deep
Gove is on fire!
Fucking hell, sometimes I surprise myself.
seriously.
what the fuck is going on i cant keep up.
Newcastle central is 80% something white and that's the very center. 20 mins from the city centers and the surrounding villages are 90%+. It's just an old industrial shithole.
He's stabbing all of them in the front
The man with two brains
1. Peterborough
2. Huddersfield (Yorkshire)
3. Rochdale (Yorkshire)
4. Doncaster (Yorkshire)
5. Hull (Yorkshire)
6. Rotherham (Yorkshire)
7. Blackpool
8. Castleford (Yorkshire)
9. Oldham
10. Blackburn
thesun.co.uk
Representing 5/10 worst places to live in England 2019.
England beat Bulgaria 4-0 to put us in a commanding position to qualify for the next European championship
THE FIXED TERM PARLIAMENT ACT AND ITS CONSEQUENCES HAVE BEEN A DISASTER FOR THE HUMAN RACE.
phwooooar, what a fucking beauty
absolutely fucking based, I've thought this for a while too. Let's just leave them. They can fight it out with the fucking Leprechauns.
>Worst place to live
>Isn't even deprived
It's because you're scum
>European
And what about the rest of them?
Brit/pol/ meet up when?
Where the FUCK is Liverpool?
based
commence operation mash the micks
Yarmouth here
Can confirm its a shithole
Probably a bunch of soufern poofs anyway.
>It's just an old industrial shithole.
actually one of the less industrial big cities I know of. Great place.
Rochdale isnt yorkshire
>NO! NO! NO!
Reminder: Ken Clarke is a dirty fokin nonce.
>chunkymark
>because nutter cabbies are a good source of rational political argument
fucking off you vibrating kraut
Gove cove taking no prisoners
Open an Italian chip shop promoting tasty North Sea cod.
Gove is such a cocky little shit
It was a center of shipbuilding, mining, steelworks and whatever train makers are. The surrounding villages were all huge into mining.
No lad. I live in the white part of Burnley. A lot of those towns are completely segregated.
>meeting up with nonces, drug addicts and neets
I'm good
>Artist taxi driver
Fake and gay
Maybe more diversity will fix it?
>Opposition talk for an hour
>Gove destroys them in a minute
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Pussy
Why do you queers let muslims take over your towns?
imagine the smell
You've never seen one in your life mate
>white part of Burnley
Ive heard its a nice street
DIVISIOOOOOOOOOON!!
CLEAR THE LOBBIES
Lads, I need you to shut the fuck up for a minute and to listen.
Brexit is happening. Cumming, Gove and Boris literally cannot be stopped. They are the trifecta, the triforce, the triangle of pure unbridled leaver power.
I know what you're thinking, you're thinking 'but what about mogg lad, what the fuck' well let me tell you a little something about mogg.
Suck my cock.
That is all.
smells of stellas i imagine
Seen yer ma's, sub par to say the least
Scousers are toffs now laa
Yorkshire always jealous of Lancashire. Get over it pal we won.
Writing a letter lads...
Based post.
And yes I am samefagging, call the cops I don't give a fuck.
To yer ma? She left you at the orphanage for a reason lad
Based and cumfilled
To Hilary Benn.
this is good news.
Dear slim...
>Speaker laughing at foreign sounding names
Yikes
>We won
We didnt get raped by the germanics either.
Rot in hell you coal burning kike grifter faggot
Oh, yes, what-o. You must simply come to Fazakerley sometime old chap.
Piss off LARPer
Manchester, lmao
>Bambos Charalambous
That's one funny name tho
Once got talking to a scouser on a plane to greece. He came back from the toilet laughing his head off. Asked him why he was laughing and he said he'd just shit in the sink. I asked him why and he said he'd done it for entertainment.
>religious people are crazy
well imajin my shock
>98%
>white
Keep up the larp mutt
haha classic