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WHO IS THIS?111
first for CUMMED.COM
First
ITS OVER
its over
52 days until Brexit
This Scottish fuck needs to change the fucking record.
>Blackford spouting bollocks again while adjusting the top left corner of his paper
catch me up on the politics today lads?
bercunt resigning? based.
woes mate, give it up
>Hover-hand Woes
Ian Blackford should be strung up
The Plaid Cymru woman is genuinely pissed.
Vote Conservative.
THE WILL OF THE SCOTTISH PEOPLE
next time fren, next time
Blackford has been totally, utterly CUMMED
Voted remain.
Voted Brexit Party.
I just want it to fucking be over
Is Scotty talking about himself? Literally, remainer opinion has been enshrined in law. How the fuck is that democratic?
When is Boris going to enter the chamber and deliver Cummings next move?
>Rudd now getting worshipped by people who would have despised her last week
SCOOOOOOOTTTTTLAAAAAAANNNNDDDDD
It's not remain, the law is that we will leave the EU on 31st October unless the EU offers an extension.
That was the position last week and it's the position now. Nothings chasnged
bumping this
The United Cuckdom of Great Cucktain and Northern Cuckland
I can't stand him either. He is disingenuous and domineering.
old edit I made a few minutes after Gove was given his cuck position
>Show us Dominic Cummings e-mails!
OK. Show us Jeremy Corbyn's.
>er...um...well, you see...
All of the SNP are. Imagine if Pete Wishart was elected Speaker like he's wanting to do so.
Blackford talks utter shite, and i say that as a SNP voter, fucking Pericles? The SNP are getting above themselves, they're getting too comfortable in these institutions, too established, too ambitious.
god damn laura got some tig old bitties
What the fuck is going on
>twitter.com
>Corbyn now up in his emergency debate about the importance of the rule of law
Is Cummings trying to fuck the optics out of these Remainers, they are literally acting like a bunch of oligarchs
Leaving 'without a deal' is now 'illegal', I thought? Wasn't that the whole purpose of this recently passed bill?
who's the milk cow?
That was a great day
Technically, his forearms are still touching them in an embrace-like manner.
Where do you draw the line?
Is it the palm of the hand that's naughty?
is it the area the palm touches?
What if he put his palms on their shoulders?
Would that be a litigable placement?
So many American questions unanswered...
Probably is
>On heroin
Imagine holding random drug testing for the HoC and HoL
Haha it seems the SNP are easily trolled
Refusing an extension is unlawful, we're still leaving. Article 50 hasn't changed.
Just ate a giant Aero orange by myself.
Cuckland, Cuckles, Scuckland and Northern Cuckland.
kek very nice, saved
Hands up!
read the text at the bottom of the fucking image you wanker
For me, it's a steak bake.
Laura Towler
always knew scots werent human, this faggot in parliament just confirmed it once more
His conduct is disgraceful.
>Redwood responds
this should be good
wouldnt mind seeing her naked haha
Laura Towler, a youtuber. She will redpill your gf and grandma
Fucking Tartan Tubster
I like woes but he needs to sort himself out
Going the chippy lads. Anyone want anyfink?
Only Connect
on BBc 2
Test your mental mettle
She's also got an accent that's half English / half Scottish.
Switches sides every other word.
No. If the EU say no extension then there's no extension
Battered burger for me matey.
FFS Woes looks like a bum. Get a suit dude, you're at a conference not ranting in your room. Also hooverhand is weak. Just embrace her or keep your hands to yourself.
His ramblings are interesting but he comes across as a stereotypical basement dweling alt right autist
pic related and onion vinegar on the chips, cheers
might need help with all this chicken lads... eyes bigger than belly (just ate a stacked chicken burger)
Boris -please- stay strong.
Inb4 Boris surpasses Walpole's tenure
Best way to treat Americans desu
ARE WOES
instagram.com
Just some chips and a curry sauce dip, lad.
You are thinking too hard about this Pole, go drink some vodka to calm down.
Yeah, so our balls are legally in the EU's hands thanks to remainer opinion that a 'no deal' 'Brexit' would be 'damaging'.
Battered sausage, chips ,vinegar.
>onion vinegar
fuck's that
Fucking hell lad I miss that cuisine so bad...
Horse Guards
Cuckdon, Cuckdinburgh, Cuckdiff and Cuckfast
Until they make Revoking Article 50 the default, they can eat shit.
He doesnt need a suit or to look professional it would ruin his persona. Hover hand is a running joke of his, I think its funny.
Looks like are e-celebs had a fun weekend. Wish i'd gone to their conference.
>vinegar on chips
Absolutely grim
ASHES OF YER PAPER CROWN
greedy piglet
Fucking grim
Can't wait until Boris Mandela gets thrown in the nick
jumbo sausage in batter and large chips mate, vinegar and salt. ta
pussy
Pretty sure he's hoverhanding as a joke.
>She's also got an accent that's half English / half Scottish. Switches sides every other word.
Her accent is English.
Cukmansk, Cuckivostok, Cucknoyarsk
>Swinson
oh fuck off
Would unironically be kino as fuck if they jail Boris for contempt.
Gotta be worth 5% in the polls.
>UK PM JOHNSON CONTEMPLATING NORTHERN IRELAND BACKSTOP PLAN, CANADA PLUS FREE TRADE AGREEMENT BETWEEN GREAT BRITAIN AND THE EU -- BBC QUOTING SENIOR TORY OFFICIALS
Don't watch programmes for brainlets mate
Cuckminster and Cuckowning street
Want a barm cake with that?
Not sold in the norf, fren. Sorry. Can get you a jumbo battered normal sausage?
Top choice
Might as well have some peas too?
The chebs though, the chebs.
I HAVE THE URGE
THE URGE TO PURGE
>I have a cousin at Horse Guards, sir, and I have friends at court.
Nice link.
It's the only way to go to be honest. Throw the Irish under the bus and then GB leaves with minimal ties to the EU and an FTA.
Yes please, battered 'whatever was floating in the harbour that day' and chips.
>Let that sink in
t. Jo Swinson
>add Minister for the Union to his list of titles
>give away Northern Ireland to avoid having to ask for an extension
based