Why can’t America and Germany have a special relationship?

American whites are majority germanic user.
It took HUGE amounts of anglo propaganda leading up to the first world war to get them to forget their identity, largely through discrimination and legitimate ethnic oppression.
Had the first war come 10 years latter the US probably would have sided with the germans.

Just because we fought them for Independence doesn't mean we can't now have peace, and also recognize them as sharing a common national ancestry.

Is there a statue of Washington in Berlin? There’s one in London.

special relationship = Americas bitch

America is an israel proxy. So you have to ask them first

Fucking Anglo scum.

Wrong, disputed, wrong.

Because the Anglophiles crushed attempts to do so.

A shame we didn't side with the krauts in either world war.

Yes we do have sort of 'special' relationship. Do you know how many of our congress men have Israel citizenship? Do you know how many of our glow niggers keep watch on you?

This special relationship isn’t off to a great start.

Two alpha wolves.

Anglo are dogs, we are lions. Anglos will kiss your ass all day long.

Kek

Anglo hate is always so fucking funny.

Because the US enslaved and subdugated you some 74 years ago and placed in power some rulers that hate your guts and are loyal to anyone who is foreign and not white (this obviously include the US)
You are still under occupation and enslavement, you are just so used to your shackles that you dont recognize them anymore; much like the niggers of the US before.

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I like the Germans. They’re one the great European powers, in addition to England and Russia. Perhaps France. At the same time, I dislike nearly all northwestern European peoples as they have ushered in European Enlightenment degeneracy, unlike the Slav and Mediterranean peoples. There is something to northwest European ‘openness,’ which is materially different from, say, the Italian. Blonde women love to ‘engage’ with foreign men, for example. Rarely will you see Slavic women for instance behaving in such a manner.

Somewhat strangely, though, Germany has attempted to resist European Enlightenment degeneracy. It was defeated and thus became the ring-leader of degeneracy. The German must be superior at something. I also saw that recent poll in which Germans were the most likely European people to reject race-mixing, even more so than Russians.

The Germans will likely come to rule Europe again.

Literally everyone with non faggot genes in your country died out decades ago.

Why the hell would we want anything to do with you cucks? You're NOT even ethnically German anymore, half your population under 21 is fucking foreign/ mudbloods and you elected a mentally ill sand nigger loving woman to run your shit hole country.

We laugh at you and Trump dunks on your shrew cunt matriarch publicly practically every meeting

Great, go be a lion.

The British share an intellectual tradition with us. Niemand kennt Goethe oder Mann. Wir kennen aber Shakespeare.

I’ve forgotten 99% of my German, go easy.

It's simply envy. Just keep cool and carry on

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We can still have a special relationship old friend

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At first I thought, that sounds really gay.

Then I though to this:

youtube.com/watch?v=i4wKg2Ddoas

20 seconds in.

When I think of germany being cool, I think of fast cars, beer, sausages and fighting communism. Come to think of it, half that shit is in, what is it called? October fest? America really doesn't have a great understanding of Germany..

Pic related. It's Der Weinershnitzel in America. Which specializes in chill dogs, and chill cheese french fries.

Lots of nations are america's bitch without getting the benefits though. Special relationship is PRIME bitch.

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>Why can’t America and Germany have a special relationship?

Are you for real dude? America is a mutated monster compared to what it once was. We spy on our allies, undermine their elections, embroil the world in endless war, ship our toxic corporate culture everywhere, bring faggotry and forced egalitarianism, siphon resources from everyone, control the worlds media and use it to spread our influence, keep our allies as little better than vassal states, and the average American is fine with all of this and thinks we are doing the world a service. I live in America and even I don't want to be associated with it.

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cringe

Because they are liberal.
There's an incompatibility hidden in the German-US relations that reemerge now that the Cold War is behind us and Germany is becoming powerful again. I couldn't even put my finger onto it but after several years of reading Anglo newspapers, listening to English podcasts and reading Jow Forums I know fully understand why that is.
Anglos are deeply, deeply liberal. The most fascist Anglo I could make out still thinks that culture should come bottom up instead of top down and that parents should have a right to take their children out of state schools and educate them themselves.
I've given up on Anglos. They'll never manage to get a real ethnocentric movement off of the ground and deport all non-whites.

No, we're remarkable consistent if you look below the surface.

I'd be cool with it

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>self hating American

Found the jew

we wrecked you guys in the war and you're our vassal state. We have special relations in that you do what we tell you or the retribution will be unfathomable.

Germany shouldn't even exist after what they did.

well, yeah.
also, it's not "forced" egalitarianism, it's fake egalitarianism

The british are your misfortune.

Because for some reason Germans have this habit of trying to take over Europe. And a weak and disunited Europe will always be in America's best interest.

>a weak and disunited Europe will always be in America's best interest.

Only for those that identify as Anglos. Its a disease of the mind.

Anglos are a disease.

Because of Israel and the Jews. Both the Heeb of yesterday and the Yid of today.

>Niemand kennt Goethe oder Mann. Wir kennen aber Shakespeare.

I am ok with Goethe being forgotten, that cuck. But the early Thomas Mann, he was great. Also Schiller, Kant, Lenz etc.

Shakespeare is great but kind of more Hollywoodesk.

Because the wasps prevented the German Diaspora from aligning with the fatherland during WW1.

Actually, Bush and Angela were fuck buddies. The problem for big statesmen is that they can’t hire hookers or get blowjobs from WH interns post Clinton... so the few female leaders there are the only option.

Americans also know brothers grimm tales "snow white and the seven dwars" etc.

What did we do? Get you Hamburgers, sausages, machinery, cars, rockets, the Moon landing, and the modern bible?

And Trump.

youtube.com/watch?v=i_qddPdV7-A

Yeah but your like head bitch.

Execute merkel and we can

Because this is an Anglo country, fuck off kraut!

Better him than me

Whoa danks gremany XDDD

J Madison disagree with this poster.

It's because of the UK.
The good news is WASP are losing power in the US and won't be able to call the shots like they used to.

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>Wanting a special relationship with jewmuttimerica
Why do you hate yourself

Because the people running Germany were campus radicals in 68, you can’t take anyone seriously if they sympathized with the Baeder Meinhoff.

German boomers suck Mehmet’s crusty dick.

> Russia has basically blocked us on most social media.
What did you mean, kraut?

>t.bottom bitch

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Yeah, Clinton was the last gasp of the Anglo.

>It's because of the UK
This

the greatest Americans had nothing but respect for Germany

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damn! How many motherfuckers landed on your properties? Did you have Boardwalk?

the US first needs to redeem itself by getting rid of the jew world order it established by fighting us in WW2, until then I see them as just another slave nation, sadly I might ad.

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>we are lions
retard

funny coming from a Israeli colony

>Why can’t America and Germany have a special relationship?
Because America is controlled by Zionists, and for a century the Zionists have used their control of America to wage a continuous war to exterminate whites and conquer Europe.

While America is populated by fellow whites (many of whom have German ancestry), its secret government is run by Jews who want to kill you.

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Elect someone right wing and boot the migrants

There most be some sort of third entity the prevents us from being buddies, user.

But (((who))) could that be?

As a German-American I would love to have a special relationship with Germany, I would also rather trade our special relationship with the UK for Germany, German-Americans are now the largest ethnic group in the United States (this wasn't always historically the trend) Hopefully this means we can work together more in the future.

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canada should be part of UK change my mind

Because we hate you fritz.

Sweden's a way better friend than you guys. They're replacing their language and culture with ours.

Bring back your Kaiser and maybe then we will consider.

Maybe you Anglo-Americans do, but we German-Americans in Mittel Amerika sure don't, go fuck yourself, we are now the largest ethnic group in America and you WILL pay us reparations for all the Germanophobia and the interment camps during the war.

so, we want trump laying pipe in merkel’s merkin?

And that's why America has to die. Painfully.

Correct.

No its not you fucking faggot. This idea that the US and UK are brothers was started in WW1 to help get America into the war.
When that wasnt enough they fucking sank and killed our citizens on the lusitania by pulling off the British PT boat escorts.

FUCK THE BRITISH I HOPE YOU ALL GET RAPED AND DIE BY PAKKI MIGRANT GANGS

Based and Eternal Anglo pilled.

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>As a German-American

Jesus, I always found these double identities cringy. You are a burger, your origin is unimportant, the moment your forefathers decided to leave Europe they ceased to be Germans and merged with the rest of other former Europeans in America.

Even better, what real German-American culture you had you destroyed during World Wars by eradictaing all german association clubs, german speaking in everyday life and other things that made you "German" and instead embraced the bland "whiteness" of America.

Last but not least, Germans don't really like Americans - believe it or not they still hold the old grudes against you and find American bases to be an emasculating presence. Sure, everyone swallowed American culture and consumption lifestyle, but they will always be driven to dominate Europe and that will forever put them at odds with anyone who tries to stop them, (namely us anglos/burgers)

Fuck you kraut

Enjoy your fucking welfare States
Those fucking Baltic Romanian dollars goin Kick in soon bud

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if only
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Lol, you've never been to the Midwest, I'm glad Anglo-Americans are becoming a Minority and you Britbongs are still on Germany's leash, Death to the Anglosphere!

So you speak German at home and are a devoted Lutheran, am I supposed to believe that?

Because the mutts didnt double penetrate Poland together with us like the Russians did.

True bros share their hoes.

I speak some German at home, I have several Lutheran family members though I am not a Lutheran myself, I'm a Germanic Pagan, fuck Christianity, likewise Lutheranism is still the dominant branch of Christianity in the Midwest.

I spent the last 8 years working on different US military bases in Germany and I could tell that
people don't really want us there. We don't see eye to eye on a lot of stuff. Kind of a shame because I was always a serious germanboo. I guess it doesn't help that our military stationed there acts so niggardly off base.

This. America considered Britain their greatest threat for half its existence.

Americans practise Anabaptism exclusively, a barbaric heresy that was rejected even by Calvinists and other Lutherans.

The EU is a money spinner for Germany. You have no idea how much German companies are siphoning out of europe, huh?

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>Germanic Pagan

Do I even have to comment?

Christianity is gay, and more and more Germans in Germany are abandoning it anyways

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Germany is one of the countries in the EU that straight up despises the US, both the people and the government. In most countries people don't really give a shit, but Germany really hates the US. As in Germans are openly hostile to you once they find out you're American, and they automatically look down on you.

France is another one of those countries.

UK is not that bad. Eastern Europe varies. Russia is probably the most friendly to Americans, especially if you're white and well-behaved. Don't ever talk about politics with them, though.

>t.Been to Europe

Countries are an ethnic people more before anything ( Ex. Living there ).

Fuck off you civic nationalist retarded anglo kike

Germany lost Christian morality before, got Weimar Berlin.
We all weimar now

He's probably one of those weirdos who thinks the Midwest is Ohio & Pennsylvannia or some stupid shit like that.