Brit/pol/ - PARLIAMENT FINALE Edition

fuck off nonce

FUCK OFF KIKE

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its litterally been an hour.

can i please see the result.
how much longer is this going to take?

Gove is a cunt but he seems to be liked by businessmen and the like

...

Sage

the parliamentary palare
was just silly slang
between me and the boys
in my constituency

Watch BBC parliament lad

Boris is on fire
youtube.com/watch?v=iC339_cGt68

Question to some law-savvy Brits. Can the Mogg be tried for perjury or even treason once the Cummings messages reveal that he has lied to the Queen and can the death penalty still be enforced?

Hopefully

Absolutely not.

based and mozpilled

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youtube.com/watch?v=BSUKyFKwCNQ

Boris is great. Really socking it to those knobs that want to remain.

Awesome, what would be the appropriate method of execution? I'd love to see that pale lanklet to dangle from a rope but I feel that the guillotine would be more appropriate aristocratic baffoon like him.

Why do you wear the vest?

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I love the groans when Soubry is called

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No one wants your shitty thread
Thanks for this but I'm watching with the senpai lads

she fucks like a peshwari naan lads

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pic related is a 10/10 in bongland

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I hate to lower the tone but my farts have been spectacular today, incredibly pungent and so hot as they escape, it's almost like my arse has become some kind of noxious gas emitter.

I just floated one and, bearing in mind like most people I generally like the smell of my own farts, I'd even go so far as to say I enjoy them, but this one almost sent me out of the room. The only way I can really describe it is to say it made my eyes water and my nose sting.

I'm hoping the situation remains like this for tomorrow as I'm taking a train to glasgow, nothing more fun than stinking up a first class carriage, I love the look of disgust on the faces of those who feel they paid for the right to avoid such aromatic horror

what is that sheboon doing there

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1,3,4
2 is a man

greasy then

this may all end tomorrow
or it could go on - forever
in which case - WE'RE DOOMED

The more photos I see of British women the more I see why they had to import foreign women.
If Churchill was with it and not drunk. He'd have made a deal with Hilter for some German Wifus.

Hi didn't want to, remember him saying it.

PROFOUNDLY DISORDERLY

Cheeky

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>dirty commie talking

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£70k minimum to shout all night

>I want an election

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>have a life

The Brexit shitshow is a drama that just keeps on giving

>keep going jeremy keep going

low energy

red pill me about youngs frozen fish and chips.

ive been doing it for free for years

Get some down ya

give me the results.
how much longer is it gonna take Jow Forumsacks?

Is Corbyn braking into tears?

thanks lee.

Give it to me straight like a pear cider that's made from a 100% pears.

Round and round and round.

>Seething labor watching Boris fuck their wife.

I'm crying.

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WTF DID I MISS

BORIS STOOD UP ? I DUNNO WTF YOU LOT ARE TALKING ABOUT GIMMY A LINK BOYS...

shit and early thread

OP, why are you so very desperate to get your crappy thread posted in? Dark Crystal has nothing to do with brit/pol/, what is your obsession?

and there it is, the bigotry the opposition in plain sight

please let this end in a fight

youtube.com/watch?v=zE56jtkjZIc

WHAT IS HAPPENING
FEED ME LINKS
ARGGGHGHHH

strawpoll.me/18617645

GETTING BIG DICK TRUMP ENERGY FROM BORIS RN

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that movement when Boris stood up was the most Chad thing i've ever seen in the commons, it felt like a school fight

youtube.com/watch?v=cEej5VdPEkI

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SIT DOWN OLD MAN

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please let this end

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LMAO CORBYN IS CRYING

fuck off nonce

Boris is absolutely ruining Corbyn right now lads

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Why is he saying Boris is avoiding scrutiny and has no mandate, but refusing to have a general election?

Surely an election would solve both of these problems?

parliamentlive.tv/Event/Index/912439c0-627c-4f85-a4ba-14c533a880dd

Is this the national clown assembly?

lmfao look at him

>erection

>well...
>good! my cars just out there

Post Canaletto, my lads
Do it for me

>in an erection

bravo

even better

Disgusting

BIG DICK ENERGY

It's fucked

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Give it to me straight like a pear cider that's made from a 100% pears.

Rhetorically, Boris so badly wants to emulate Churchill, and there are brilliant moments when he's able to manage it, but overall, he is a very sorry parliamentarian, at least for his current role. However, to his credit, he is at least improving, getting better each time, with tonight being the best.

FUCKING VOTE AND GET IT OVER WITH

USA USA USA

Is that the new "hell yes I'm tuff enuss"?

Boris Nonceson

how much were you paid to come up with that?

>Boris has to publish everything
>He’s about to lose another vote
I don’t think I’ve ever seen a PM get as BTFO in so little time. He’s finished.

based

Aye.

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best parliament in the world
can you imagine resigning it for some shitty modern pfi build?

>boris fucking danks on him
>he starts crying like a bitch
Fucking kek!

>Blackford being appalled and ashamed of anyone

Looks like the bloke out of seude

stop giving the floor to this fat fucking rat cunt

I want an erection.