You have enough time to shit post on Jow Forums?

Im a government worker, I have nothing but time to shit post.

What memes? It's my daily life...

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How do you keep yourself from ending it all user?

Make more taxable income goy so the governments can pay their debts to the Rothschilds

How many are you paid to shill ? Come on tells on we won't repeat it to your goyim boss
what is your dream user ?

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>yesss yessss ssspend the besst yearss of your life working for meeeee, The Bosssss!

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I have unfinished buisness. We all have an expiration date, and with my chest pains, anheroing will come more sooner than later.

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how do you make the difference user ?

I never call out and work for free. That's just for openers, but I cannot recall any more effort I put into this place.

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>get a second job you lazy ass

yes, because there is totally nothing fucked up at all about the fact that people in this day and age are working multiple jobs just to put food on the table...

I already have a job while I'm studying and playing with a band around Europe, and yet I still have time to tell you're a fag, fucktard. lrn2manage time, ffs.

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You forgot to change your name you dumbass

I'll never go unimpressed by the irony of a voice actor and reality TV show star LARPing as if he's got a work ethic of steel and telling others to pick up labor he'd never touch. Guy has coasted down easy street for years.

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>Already have a job?
Yes. I'm secretly shitposting while I'm at work.

>work for free
how do you make a living ?
You seems alone at your table, your co-workers fear you ?

>how do you make a living ?
Anything after 40 hours a week is not allowed and considered "volunteer time"
>You seems alone at your table, your co-workers fear you ?
It's not fear, I have no time to chat with people who will never last.

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Fuk u

Practically every job focused tv show on discovery has been produced by mike Rowe. He isn't getting his hands dirty unless there is a paycheck from discovery for it.

I have a job but employment makes me miserable. As in, i hate my job but couldn't really imagine a better one. I am a programmer and i guess it could be a bit better if i freelanced but it took me a year to get this one programming job despite almost 5 years experience. In the meantime i only made like $500 freelancing. that's not enough for a month rent

And for some reason nobody will pay me to do programming in the afternoon. i am a genetic night owl and prefer waking up at 10am-noon. So it's all fucked. It's destroying my health honestly for no good reason

I just want to be NEET

I am a computer technician.

In Hawaii.

And a witness against the police, judicary and prosecutor's office.

Let's see what has happened so far.

>Google maps sends me to desolate fields in the middle of nowhere trying to get to jobs.
>Craigslist posts get flagged by a bot net in seconds
>Get fake calls to meth houses
>Demands from upstanding citizens wanting my tax info, citizenship records and social security number
>Service calls to homosexual men in luxury housing- mansions, luxury condos with weird shit going on...
>6 foot 4, 68 year old Jewish guy answering the door naked
>Homosexual in a mansion calmly claiming he be threatened by my presence because I have a MILSPEC backpack but he does not want me to leave
>this guy had some weird fuck trying to hide in the bushes in front of his windows watching us

And now I have to work some shit job at a bowling alley with kids telling me I am a failure for not polishing the balls fast enough.

What? do random people call you to come to their house and fix their computer

Boomerism is a disease

>Anything after 40 hours a week is not allowed and considered "volunteer time"
Oh jeez it's slavery, and certainly not allowed in France. I really wonder why laws do not protect workers rights in the USA, just because it's considered "socialism" ?
>people who never last
Oh i understand, do the same at my work. People tend to become friends, even if they work for 1 month or 2 and i don't want to bother myself with more friendship.
Hope you're gonna have a nice day and not be bored to much

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Lift you miserable faggot
No one has ever seriously contemplated suicide under a barbell or on a walk in nature.

>why laws do not protect workers rights in the USA

We are slaves to ZOG
Also it's memed. Boomers don't care because the economy was better in their time

Also it is not socialism per se but it's the commies who promote this shit.

Anyway you can just quit a job if it sucks. The real issue is housing / rent is too high. If you don't have to pay rent or mortgage an individual can live off $10 a day easily

>memeflag
>shit post

Jow Forums is being raided hard right now. Pretty much every thread right now is a slide thread. shitpost is one word.

>Lift you miserable faggot
>No one has ever seriously contemplated suicide under a barbell or on a walk in nature.

I do lift. I have been lifting on and off 8 yrs. When i was NEET i lifted more. but now when i lift after work it keeps me up later, prevents me from sleeping
Additionally, i dont enjoy it. I do it but i don't enjoy it, never understood how people enjoy lifting

Also the gains are minimal since i am chronically sleep deprived

And i am not considering suicide. I mean i want to die but i know from experience that feeling will go away completely if i quit my job and go NEET

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i don't need a 2nd job, user.
i make enough to be happy and save.

>Oh jeez it's slavery, and certainly not allowed in France.
I work for free to give the illusion that I am superior to the dregs they hire here.
>I really wonder why laws do not protect workers rights in the USA, just because it's considered "socialism" ?
There are no "workers rights," just compromises for PR reasons. Only way one gets any semblance of "workers rights" is either part of a union or working for a benevolent entrepreneur.

>The real issue is housing / rent is too high. If you don't have to pay rent or mortgage an individual can live off $10 a day easily
Of course, but since that isn't the case as I am forced to pay $1020/mo to my kike landlord, I'll have to keep working.

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>You have enough time to shit post on Jow Forums?
>Get a job. Already have a job? Get a second one you lazy ass.

When you are the CEO, you do what you want so yeah lol.

Free time is not for the average drone but for the king.

A fucking meme flag.
>slave away slave
>be a slave
>not a shareholder
>memeflag
>op is a faggot

dumb wagecuck

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>tfw used to run heavy equipment 60 hours a week
>Fired back in May

It's a workers market and I can get a job when I run out of money within a week

>boomer wants you to work hard
He ((("Worked"))) mostly as voice actor.

Easy to say when one has a well-secured saftey net.

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what time are you going and lifting? do you take any preworkouts? do you read at night or are you on the computer? maybe you have a caffeine sensitivity. I like to lift after work, but the number one thing that helped improve my sleep cycle was forcing myself to wake up at 5:45 and go for a minimum 2 mile run. I have no energy past 9:30pm, so I crash, get up and do it again.

If you’re so low skilled that you can’t feed yourself even working multiple jobs you need to be placed directly into an oven.

Man I envy construction workers seems like you guys get to work when ever you want to and come back to work quickly in a new job without employers batting an eye. Only world during good times but still.

Mike Rowe has never had a real job. He also went to college. Dude is a fake piece of shit telling others to get a dirty job.

How "well-secured" do you exactly think my life is? It isn't, at all. But you're mostly right, life is very easy when money is not your God.

>what time are you going and lifting?
After work so like 5-6pm
When i was NEET around 2pm but i would wake up 11-noon. Now i am forced to wake up at 6am. It's horrible and the sleep drugs i have been prescribed dont work

> do you take any preworkouts?
Sometimes i would take beta alanine and caffeine but not always

>do you read at night or are you on the computer?
Sometimes but i use blue blocking glasses and also redshift

>maybe you have a caffeine sensitivity.
Definitely not. I can sleep on a large amount of caffeine

>I like to lift after work, but the number one thing that helped improve my sleep cycle was forcing myself to wake up at 5:45 and go for a minimum 2 mile run. I have no energy past 9:30pm, so I crash, get up and do it again.
Yeah i tried exercising extremely early in the morning and it was horrible. The workout was so bad. even when i ate i just felt so physically weak and exhausted. I always feel like that until about noon or 5pm. I am a genetic night owl who is forced to wake up early.
Whenever my alarm goes off so early i just feel so extremely tired my body screams "GO BACK TO SLEEP"
this doesnt happen when i don't have to wake up to an alarm and let my body rest naturally

So now i just lift extra hard on the weekend. That's all i do since i sleep 12+ hours a day on the weekends. I just can't function otherwise, it's the only opportunity i have to get enough sleep

My job consists of me staring at a screen 8hr a day and i could fall asleep within 15 minutes basically any time i'm at work

At least you get to work around whites
Imagine your pic only everyone is ghetto nigger.
That's how my job looks

how old are you? this sounds like young guy shit. I thought I was a genetic night owl, but I discovered I don't need caffeine past 5pm, I need to work hard in the morning to reduce energy at night, I can't take warm/hot showers, and I only need 6 hrs and 30 minutes of sleep each night. I've since committed to noFap, and for some reason, I find now that I have this wealth of energy, but if I don't employ the proper transmutative practices, I'm this angry fuck that never goes to bed.

I've rarely taken sleep drugs, never been prescribed, but I can personally recommend Valerian root tea, commonly sold as "Sleepy Time Tea" in most supermarkets. Knocks me out cold af. Have you considered taking some sort of Testosterone boosting supplement? I'm wondering if the xenoestrogens in our environment are fucking with are bodies so much that it's having this profound effect on our normal day to day functions.

For example, I gave my buddy some generic concoction t-booster supplement I found off Amazon, not really a name-brand, and no special shit, just good tried and true herbs, and he's telling me it's helping him get to sleep.

[IDEOLOGY INTENSIFIES]

That's a kike.

B-b-but mike, I already have two jobs

>how old are you?
26 and this has always plagued me. It's why high school was so terrible and why i chose the major i did at uni (afternoon + online classes)

> I thought I was a genetic night owl, but I discovered I don't need caffeine past 5pm, I need to work hard in the morning to reduce energy at night, I can't take warm/hot showers, and I only need 6 hrs and 30 minutes of sleep each night. I've since committed to noFap, and for some reason, I find now that I have this wealth of energy, but if I don't employ the proper transmutative practices, I'm this angry fuck that never goes to bed.
I did nofap for a month it didn't really help anything. Sometimes i fap at night it helps me go to sleep

>I've rarely taken sleep drugs, never been prescribed, but I can personally recommend Valerian root tea, commonly sold as "Sleepy Time Tea" in most supermarkets. Knocks me out cold af.
I have valerian root pills. They dont work

>Have you considered taking some sort of Testosterone boosting supplement? I'm wondering if the xenoestrogens in our environment are fucking with are bodies so much that it's having this profound effect on our normal day to day functions.
>For example, I gave my buddy some generic concoction t-booster supplement I found off Amazon, not really a name-brand, and no special shit, just good tried and true herbs, and he's telling me it's helping him get to sleep.

I actually used a T booster supp. It fucked me. I think it was spiked with a prohormone. Gave me insomnia worse, and after getting off of it my hair fell out (now im basically bald) and prostate enlarged... and test levels a year later tested only 408 ng/dl which was as a NEET lifting 4-5x a week and sleeping well. It's certainly lower now

I take exemestane though. It's an anti estrogen/AI that raises T without suppression at all

It just doesn't feel right to force myself to wake up so early. When i wake up naturally i feel good. When the alarm goes off my body hates it

>Goyim please I am being of you keep earning shekals for me, the gods chosen people.
SAGE SAGE SAGE FUCK NIGGERS
FUCK KIKES AND THEIR SHRILLS

Wagie, wagie, get in cagie,
Boss needs help! Don't be lazy!
Zero breaks will make you crazy?
I'll tell the guards to get their tazie.

Need to get those new iPhones,
Gotta pay those student loans.
Work your fingers to the bone,
Bosses need vacation homes.

Don't trust unions, vote in pairs,
By all of boss's consumer wares.
We'll stay seated in our chairs,
And make our bosses millionaires.

Love your work! Love the pain!
Feel the life drain from your brain.
Think of all you have to gain,
As your dreams go down the drain.

Weekend comes round after ages,
You can come collect your wages.
Throw your parties! Have your rages!
Then get back into your cages.

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>I have valerian root pills
>pills
Those are usually just placebo pills that contain the smallest amount of the active ingredient possible that they can legally get away with. With herbal remedies you should ideally brew it yourself.

>How "well-secured" do you exactly think my life is?
Not sure.
>It isn't, at all. But you're mostly right, life is very easy when money is not your God.
Money makes the world go 'round. Go ahead and try paying for shit with post-it notes as non-federal reserve backed IOUs and see how fast these parties laugh in your face.

Don't work in the morning. Blacks dont wake up until noon as they are creatures of darkness.

What is a nessassary evil? Any opposition will just have a chorus of YOU DIDNT BUILD THAT being shouted back.

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Wait if 2 jobs, who was post?

not reading this shit tier post, but just came here o say Mike Rowe is based af

T-bomb by MHP is pretty solid imho
>noFap for a month
as long as you aren't looking at porn, I guess. but one month isnt long enough imho

And valerian acts on gaba which in my experience other drugs that do this don't help

Example: ambien, xanax, valium

"Insomnia" is not the problem here. The issue is circadian rhythm disregulation. My environment (wageslavery) demands i am awake at a certain time

It's often called "societal jet lag" or "delayed sleep phase syndrome/disorder"

Not all sleep is the same. you can be asleep physically but the body isnt actually resting the right way.
Some drugs that can make me sleep will cause even more drowsiness the next day, and make waking up to the alarm many times worse

So merely using drugs to fall asleep earlier doesn't necessarily fix the problem, i need to actually shift my circadian rhythm backwards like 6 hours or something
Or i can somehow get a job that lets me work any hours i want. Both of these things i have tried to do for years and failed. It just seems impossible

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Why should I get a second job?

>Money makes the world go 'round. Go ahead and try paying for shit with post-it notes as non-federal reserve backed IOUs and see how fast these parties laugh in your face.
Therein lies the root of your spiritual defeat. The world goes 'round just fine on its own. I'm not trying to be an asshole, I just think you've gotten yourself into this rut where you think you don't have any alternatives to your current misery. Even if I lost the roof over my head I'd still have half a dozen friends who'd be willing to let me crash on their couch until I got my shit together again. And I'd do the same for them.

pull an all nighter, and force yourself to go to bed the following day at a reasonable time? That was something I and my friends have some success in resetting our sleep cycles.

>work for free
its called being a team player
>how do you make a living?
Do you not want to be a team player user? Because asking questions like that make it seem like you don't WANT to be here.

fuck off my first job pays me well enough that I dont need a second

I know exactly where you're coming from, just pointing out that herbal remedies in pill form are almost always a scam.

kys

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believe it or not, some of us aren't here to shitpost

shitposting != posting in general. I'm here from infinity where we actually discussed things.

>I really wonder why laws do not protect workers rights in the USA
Fuck you. Faggots like you are the reason I cannot work as much as I want.

>Interfering in voluntary transactions
>Protecting "rights"
KYS commie scum.

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Niggers

I don't need a fucking pledge. I'm not some nigger in a cotton field.

My calling is spiritual. All that I owe to Mike Rowe is jack shit. He does, however, owe something to the creator of us both. The creator who has commanded me to be NEET.

>pull an all nighter, and force yourself to go to bed the following day at a reasonable time?
I have done this many times. sometimes it works sometimes it doesn't. If i pull an all nighter it's easier for me to sleep at say 8am or noon than it is at 5 or 6 pm.
So it's not like i can just fall asleep at any time if i am sleep deprived.
This is because lack of sleep doesn't seriously shift the circadian rhythm. It doesnt shift so hard because it's supposed to be a 24 hour cycle so you wake up and sleep at the same time every day, therefore a night or 2 of shit sleep shouldn't be able fuck all that up (from a biological standpoint)

Some people are "morning birds" and that concept alone implies many people are not. Imagine a bell curve and the morning birds are on the left and i'm on the right,, with most people in the middle

> That was something I and my friends have some success in resetting our sleep cycles.
Yeah that was my life at university when i could wake and sleep usually any time but sometimes had stuff in the morning to do. (I skipped maybe 90% of classes)

Just the word you used, "reasonable" is subjective. My body doesn't agree and it's not my choice. It may be useful for a "normal job" but for most of human history there wasnt this "you must wake up at this time" and there were night owla who watched for predators or whatever at night

The idea that it is "reasonable" for 100% of people to be asleep at the same 8 hour period is silly to me