NoFap is based

Based. Day 9 here but have gone 500+, 100+ in the past. Time for a seriously long hardmode streak. I gotta cocoon mode to make something of my life.

You don't end up a Jow Forumsack by being successful. That doesn't make you wrong. I've just done the alienation phase. I want to rejoin society, but with a secretly stratospheric power level.

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How do I stop?
I usually fap 2 or 3 times a day at least.
I can't help myself anymore. I sometimes even have to go to the bathroom at work to let off some steam in the stall. It started off like so many other anons. Just regular old teenager discovers fapping. Now I'm 28 and I can't stop. I have no social life. I have no friends. I have no hobbies.
Where do I start?

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You know, they actually have support groups for people like you. I recommend reading the book No More Mr Nice Guy and taking the advice from there.

I get hypomania if I don't fap for more than a month.

Last time I did, I ended up banging a 500 euros high class escort. Such a waste. I wasn't myself. After I blew my load a few times, I went back to normal and being reasonable.

>tfw will never know the power of being a 365 days fap-free god

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You see the difference is that heroin is not a natural biological urge. Heroin is a foreign thing and completely unnatural to the human biological experience.

When you feel the urge go for a walk. Don't come back for an hour. If that doesn't work, jog. If that doesn't work, run.

the body's T levels will wax and wane regardless of celibacy or not. like the other guy said, moderation is based and redpilled - its like investing money to make money in a cyclic environment where you can take some profits and use them and it makes you more profits than if you just played it super safe.

>tfw try to do penis enlargement exercises on NoFap but always get horny and orgasm.

>tfw only 6" length and 5.5" girth

Help me bros

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>heroin is a natural bodily function
Do you see how stupid you sound?

Except obsessing about not wanting to fap doesn't fuck with your neurotransmitter and receptor density, retard.

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I see nothing to gain from stopping. It wont make the clown world stop.

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I don't always have the time for that if I'm at work. But I'll look into starting an exercise routine after work, or maybe even before work.

Oh GOD SOMEONE HELP ME

alright boys, im starting now

>quitting smoking promotes an unhealthy obsession and is therefore cucked.
>Moderation is based and redpilled.

obsessing about something you cant change
nigga.. that'd be like a manlet stretching to get taller, just get over it .

>PMO
what's the O, oral?

Your dick is fine size man. Dont let them screw with your head into thinking that isnt normal and acceptable dick size

Jerking it 3 times a day is not natural

I did nofap in the past. I lasted 2+ years, and it was my first try. I still can't believe I did and succeeded. I remember I discovered nofap with the help of Jow Forums and reddit, thanks anons.

Good times, it was during that time that I overcame atheism as well.

You've been tricked by the porn jew

Unironically based and redpilled.

T. Known Boss

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If you practice real moderation, you don't need help. You're just a healthy male.

Nofap screws with your hormones and makes you feminine.

They snuck it in on you the MOMENT they figured it out.

I have a medical problem where I nut abnormally hard. So hard it hurts my balls. Whenever I bust a nut, fapping or having sex, my nuts ache like I was kicked there for hours, to the point of making me nauseous. It's been like this my whole life. I've tried fapping daily to see if I could build tolerance or dilute the effect. I've tried NoFap, which is easy due to the pain.
NoFap is largely a waste of time.

Good theory actually.
I think you're on to something there, user.

You can pump if you want but you'll be totally fine with most women. You have excellent girth.

It's not natural to beat your meat and waste vital fluids your body needs, least of all to create another human being. That's more cope from a degenerate so stuck on his porn that he will fight to defend his addiction and weak wills.

Nofap is just the stepping stone to semen retention if you want greater powers. But everyone should at least be on nofap.

If im exercising, not boozing and having lots of wanks my sex drive and sexual performance goes up.
I have a sexy gf though. Never had a problem there.

I might give that a try.

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Im on antidepressants and I havent been able to masturbate in months
hasnt changed much honestly

>Penis enlargement exercises
No such thing.
Better than me anyhow. 5.5" length and 5" girth.

won't matter if you can't get any gash nigga

You’re education system is fucking garbage. Seeing how long you can go without doing something isn’t an obsession. It’s called not being obsessed with that thing you utter mong.

This whole noFap thing is a joke

Yes, you shouldn't watch porn, but telling guys not to jerk off will just give them blue balls... theres no point

You see, there is nothing based and redpilled about that. What you are dealing with is just plain unhealthy. Antidepressants have all kinds of other horrible side effects like memory loss.

>suppressing a natural biological urge
porn isn't a natural biological urge, mating is. porn hijacks the natural biological urge to put oneself in a position to mate and pass on their genes, no porn = no tricking the brain into thinking it already accomplished something.

"Hi all. I'm John and I'm a fapoholic."
ALL: Hi John.
You don't have to be a salami slammer.
Masturbators Anonymous
The 12 Steps of Masturbators Anonymous
1. We admitted that we were powerless over masturbation, that our lives had become unmanageable.
2. We came to believe that a power greater than ourselves (Lonnie Childs) could restore us to sanity.
3. We made a decision to turn our will and our lives over to the care of Lonnie Childs.
etc.
Go outside, work out, and stay away from this hive of scum and villainy, then you will go to sleep and not jerk off.
pol is peaceful board of ham slingers.

Anyway nofap is real, it will rebalance your dopamine levels and receptor density so that you're less of a lethargic fuck and actually want to real women and not just see whores gargling cum bubbles after she's done sucking a guy's monster dick and balls at the same time.

I did it for 90 days when I was 20. Instead of dropping spaghettis when I saw a hot girl, I would act on the impulse to talk to her. Smalltalk, flirt.

There was this one gal I saw during the second week of class. Went to talk to her for just to chat, told her I was having a party at my place tomorrow night and she should stop by. She came. We went second base even though she had a boyfriend (she didn't tell me). I would have never had the balls to invite a girl I just talked to like that otherwise.

Basically it disinhibits you and makes you act on your testosterone fueled wants. The thirst makes you feel more confident.

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Yeah if you don’t beat it your body has to get rid of it somehow or it will go off.

Those are fucking scary.

>I sometimes even have to go to the bathroom at work to let off some steam in the stall.
Unironically punch yourself in balls as hard as you can when you think about masturbation. Works wonders.

Oy vey that's fake data it's placebo effect, goy

Ever heard of the "placebo effect"?

Stopping completely seems a bit extreme but I would highly recommend cutting back on it. Like maybe to once every week or 2. When I'm a week out from my last fap it makes me motivated to go do shit. Unfortunately it also makes me horny as shit for any chubby girls I see, which can be distracting.

Huh, seems reversed for me.

But you agree that porn is not acceptable regardless of how often you fap, right user?

made me laugh. thanks. looks like some good advice too.

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Good job user. After the ~90 day point, porn became repulsive to me. Even when I want to fap, the idea of watching porn doesn’t even cross my mind.

imagine fapping so much you literally get depressed. fucking hell guys no wonder tranny porn is on the rise

Oh yeah, porn should be a big no no. In fact, masturbation without porn could be a healthy thing (in moderation).

Its probably dehydration.

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Blue balls isn’t real

it's been weeks and still feel like day 0

Day 1692 of No fap -
I've finished the zeroth theorem. I can now unify quantum theory and classical mechanics. Ascension is at hand. I won three straight games of Go yesterday. I know longer require sleep, and I can replace food with photosynthesis a few hours a day.

You'd think they'd go to a fight club if they were wankers?

Actually, that's a very natural response. NoFap increases testosterone levels for the first week or two. Males with higher testosterone will be naturally attracted to women with a body fat content that signals that she is fertile and capable of giving birth to healthy babies. So, the modern day equivalent of this type of female would be those chubby girls you get horny for.
Stick with NoFap long enough, though, and you'll lose attraction for them and pretty much all women. It will kill sex drive over the longer term and shrink your penis because of muscular atrophy from lack of any regular use.

It is why I have been emphasizing moderation throughout this thread.

>It's not natural to beat your meat
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

If I dont fap I get insanely horny to the point its pretty much impossible to sleep

Although the feeling of more "confidence" is nice, there is definitely a difference between regular fapping and lethargy

That's because Godlessness = degeneracy.

People have a hard time understanding that you cannot have a good moral compass without Him.

I went 387 days once and experienced weird side effects, so I stopped. I've concluded NoFap is just another unhealthy extreme.

If you're seriously implying (((they))) are behind nofap you've finally lost it or you are one of (((them)))

this is your mind on pornography

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Yes, as a matter of fact I work in biological research so I do know about placebo.

I don't think it is. I've had periods of involuntary nofaps (sleeping with other people in the same room for a few weeks for instance) and a posteriori I was always more successful and bold with women during those periods.

It also makes sense from a neuro point of view.

Fapping releases a massive a mount of dopamine (fact). Dopamine receptor density is modulated by dopamine levels and activation (fact). Low receptor density is linked to less motivation and drive (fact). It's no surprise fapping, to porn especially, is addictive and a vicious circle of chasing a dopamine high that requires gradually higher stimuli. That's why you start masturbating to pictures big titted cuties in tight dresses then a year later end up fapping to goth chicks getting throatpied. The former doesn't cut it for you anymore. Nofapping is hard because once fapping has become pathologic it truly is an addiction, like alcohol can be. That's why Nofapping is hard. And all this is also why, if you remove the constant stimuli, you end up being aroused and motivated by more rewarding but less easily attainable sexual release: real women.

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>I went 387 days once and experienced weird side effects
Did you go gay?

>natural = good for you
YIKES

>nofaps (sleeping with other people in the same room for a few weeks for instance) and a posteriori I was always more successful and bold with women during those periods.
Same here

Me too, I transcended the mortal coil and solved the black hole information paradox in a day

No.
I started waking my self up fapping in the my sleep. I was using some weird 2 handed technique that I would think to use in my waking state. Sleep fapping is the most fucked up side effect that got me to quit. It freaked me the fuck out.

>meanwhile, chad thundercock fucks 10+ bitches a day and has no problem

nofap is a meme for coping incels. plain and simple.

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>NoFap gives you special powers
kek.

Around Day 90 for me

Of all possible hells, moderation is the worst.

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Ive only managed to give up porn because of Jesus Christ. Without him I wouldnt even bother to try to better myself. I was so obsessed with hentai and other very degenerate stuff like tranny porn.

Glad God was able to pull me back from the deep end. Ive maybe relapsed once in the last month to some very vanilla stuff but I know I can fully overcome this with him.