Brit/pol/ - Bongistan Edition

>Speaker John Bercow announces he will QUIT at next election
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7444179/Speaker-John-Bercow-announces-QUIT-October-31.html

>GOOD RIDDANCE: Tory MPs say Bercow is a 'nauseating wanker'
thesun.co.uk/news/9893756/remainer-speaker-john-bercow-quits-after-tories-plot-to-oust-him-over-brexit/

>Nigel Farage: I can help Boris Johnson to majority of 100 MPs in general election
thetimes.co.uk/article/nigel-farage-i-can-help-boris-johnson-to-majority-of-100-mps-in-general-election-xtt3sgxv5

>Cruel yob spikes seagull with 'ecstasy' tablet hidden inside a chip
mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/cruel-yob-spikes-seagull-ecstasy-18947037

>Isle of Wight firefighters called to Ventnor Binfire
countypress.co.uk/news/17889663.isle-wight-firefighters-called-ventnor-bin-fire/

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bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-stoke-staffordshire-49650386
bbc.co.uk/news/av/uk-49639764/tracking-down-a-uk-paedophile-on-the-run-in-bulgaria
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order-order.com/2019/09/10/leave-beat-snp-half-westminster-seats/
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-49651969
gal-dem.com/what-its-like-being-a-person-of-colour-in-the-scottish-gaelic-community/
youtube.com/watch?v=dVIMhSCiNZw
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Vote Conservative.

absolute state of memeflags making threads.

What a cunt memeflag, why does it do this?
Sage

Jannies are not taking shit today

>defending democracy
>by trying to erace a democratic refferendum

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looks like redit is raiding us

what happened, Dominic Cummings mong?

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Eat more fruit and veg

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>seething shitskin or E*r*p**n

W̶e̶l̶l̶ ̶t̶h̶i̶s̶ ̶i̶s̶ ̶a̶ ̶g̶o̶o̶d̶ ̶t̶h̶r̶e̶a̶d̶ ̶t̶h̶a̶t̶ ̶w̶o̶n̶'̶t̶ ̶g̶e̶t̶ ̶p̶u̶r̶g̶e̶d̶

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Baldrick says cunning plan though

kind of regret shaving my balls. just had a torrent of sweat cascading down my thighs in the gym

Jannies, delete this thread too it's shite.

>Jannies are not taking shit today
That's cos it's likely a new batch and they're always over-zealous until they get bored of doing it for free and so the cycle continues, many such cases.

>EU has created a new “Commissioner for Protecting our European Way of Life” role to oversee immigration policy.

wtf I love EU and hate Brexit now

Put some deodorant on them.

Suppose I'll ask again, but since Lindsay Hoyle is front-runner to become speaker after Bercow goes, what do people feel about this granted that he's Labour?

this, report it, sage

well done spackers

>replying to bait

>people's vote

there already was a people's vote

yea thats what i was thinking

Or because the last thread was just softcore porn with no links.

Boris just terminated the C&S agreement. NI-only backstop is happening.

Nah this ones for the real people, you know the rich remainers

i'll get my lads on it right away.

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He's immaculately even handed and Bercow was allegedly a Tory, so should be a good move user.

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Imagine having to run 2 phones and a VPN in an attempt to maintain narrative control on shit/pol/.

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I'd give him chance.

last thread was literally Paedogeddon

Just got back from work lads, what did I miss?

>anime nonce shit
>hurr durr psychiatry is torture

...

It wasn't kids. Unless you are referring to everyone calling everyone else a nonce, which is every thread.

The fuck happened?

Imagine not being an Anglican, pathetic
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Is it 2 phones or dual sim?

Jannies did it for free.

What these migrants need young, nubile girls to mentor them in the ways of the European, to pass on our deeply held, sacred values of Free Movement and Regulatory Alignment. The EU will generously fund the program.

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Imagine believing God is a waffle

it was youngin's

nonce

Sick of niggers, lads.

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>Iranian tanker row: Ambassador summoned over Syria claim
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-49655711

>Who is Black Rod and what do they do in Parliament?
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-496477

>'Treasured' 99-year-old teddy bear to be auctioned
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-stoke-staffordshire-49650386

>Tracking down a UK paedophile on the run in Bulgaria
bbc.co.uk/news/av/uk-49639764/tracking-down-a-uk-paedophile-on-the-run-in-bulgaria

>EU accused of adopting ‘fascist rhetoric’ with new Commissioner For Protecting Our European Way of Life to oversee immigration policy
independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/brexit-news-latest-commissioner-for-protecting-our-european-way-of-life-ursula-von-der-leyen-a9098991.html

>Leave Beat the SNP in Half of Their Westminster Seats
order-order.com/2019/09/10/leave-beat-snp-half-westminster-seats/

>Johnson to discuss Brexit options with DUP leaders
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-49651969

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i know this feeling

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Sick of niggers, lads.

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>EU accused of adopting ‘fascist rhetoric’

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i know this feeling

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Sick of gammons lads

>EU accused of adopting ‘fascist rhetoric’

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Sick of gammons lads

And pakis.

Sick of gammons lads

Don't like it you where the door is

Paedo refers to pre-pubescent. If it's got tits, you ain't a paedo. Didn't look under 16 either.

Fucking HOW

And pakis.

We all are desu.

if there is a God, this thread will be deleted

Simple as.

Don't like it you where the door is

High Church Anglicanism is based. Pity that the majority of the CoE is cucked beyond belief.

QRD on the vote
is brexit cancelled?

>you where the door is
deep...

Anyone got that old Tory advert with "wogs out"

Paedo refers to pre-pubescent. If it's got tits, you ain't a paedo. Didn't look under 16 either.

He's the MP for my area, so I saw him somewhat often in public, whether out and about or shopping at the same time. Wanted to get some outside opinions since even though he's Labour he's actually been alright from what I could tell since 97. Helped me and my dad out once when some creditors tied to force us out because of money my mum, who had moved hundreds of miles away, to pay her debts. From what I learned he basically told them to fuck off because they would not let go, even though the house was purely in my dad's name. People, even Tories and other leavers don't really have anything bad to say about him from what I've heard, although some believed he should have checked back in with his constituents, although it's not like he had a voter or capacity to ask questions as an MP even as Deputy Speaker.

Fucking HOW

>Why yes, I am a libertarian. How could you tell?

Are they actually tho? Any chance they will correct their errors?

Bercow is going to get a job in EU and nobody is going to do anything about such an obvious scam.

Who is being scammed?

fucking sticky

nobody cares

The democratic Brexit vot e that wanted to break free of the undemocratic Eu ? that democracy ?

Who is your favourite Nazi?

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I'm not. Just stating the facts of the matter.

checked and checked, and i don't necessarily disagree but don't be daft, either way it's illegal especially in the context of an american website

Apparently he's never declared if he voted leave or remain and didn't vote for A50 as he was deputy speaker.
Is he a euroskeptic?

Just re-read this
gal-dem.com/what-its-like-being-a-person-of-colour-in-the-scottish-gaelic-community/

>What it’s like being black in the Scottish Gaelic community

>Earlier this year, Rosemary Goring, co-editor at the Scottish Review of Books declined requests by the government to diversify their organisation, describing Scotland’s BAME profile as one that is “at best patchy and in some cases negligible”. This attitude rings to the core of Scotland’s delusional sense of homogeneity, one that centres whiteness and erases everyone else. Scotland is a pressure cooker of white fragility, and the Gaelic community bends to its influence in order to preserve space for themselves.

>I don’t think many Gaelic teachers are prepared to have pupils of colour in their classroom, let alone understand what that means for the students themselves. I remember one art lesson we were trying to make clay portraits of ourselves and my teacher gave me a lump of greeny-orange clay, after several attempts to find supplies similar to my skin tone. My clay sculpture looked like a martian, which, looking back, is quite funny. But there is an insidious side to white ignorance; when your caregivers don’t know what racism really looks like, how can they support you?

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Who cares let them have him.

The only thing illegal about it is that they were probably taken without consent. Their age doesn't come into it.

Only libertarians care enough to learn the definitions.

outerpol is such a cess pit

Fuckers need to be removed.

lemmy
youtube.com/watch?v=dVIMhSCiNZw

the left

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>Only libertarians bother with intellectual rigor
Sounds like everyone else is an idiot.

fergot pic

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More highlights:
>As an adult, I have tried to push myself out of my comfort zone and attend Gaelic functions, ceilidhs and socials. In these spaces, I am seldom approached, assumed to be a friend of a “real” Gaelic speaker and treated like an exotic plus one. I felt confused as to why I was expected to feel a kinship with these people who so often regard me at a distance or ignore me completely.

>The GME curriculum also reflected a vacuum of whiteness during my time within it. When I was at school there was a limited repertoire of Gaelic books suitable for young people, and a famous one that did the rounds at my school was An Duine Dubh (literal translation: The Black Person) by Iain Crichton Smith. As a black person myself, I had little expectation of the story – at the very least, I thought it would be a story that in someway featured black people. This was the first, and perhaps one of the only Gaelic books I read where a character of colour features prominently. But it’s actually about a travelling South Asian salesman who visits old biddies in their villages, selling nylons and tablecloths. He’d learned some Gaelic, which the characters find amusing. Overall the story is locked to a white gaze, observing the foreigner with spectacle and frankly degradation. That he is referred to as a black person shows how little visibility people of colour have in the Gaelic language, and by extension, the community.

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even the website is some hood speak

>gal dem

Whoever wrote this needs a cockpunch.

>caring about a walrus

And some more:
>There is not a colloquial term for “white people” in Gaelic – I had never heard any of my Gaelic teachers, or anyone else in the community describe themselves as white. Words like dubh are attributed to non-white ethnic groups, just as the salesman in the story was labelled. And perhaps dubh was the only word accessible to me or my family, attributed to non-white ethnic groups – just as it was attributed to the South Asian salesman in the story. This speaks to the way in which language can ignore the nuances of race and identity – and position white people as the default, and everyone else under a blanket of abnormality.

>I hope for a future where the Gaelic community reflects, learns and reaches upwards for more inclusive measures in its institutions. For Gaelic to flourish and integrate fully into mainstream Scottish society, the community needs to embrace its speakers of colour, and address the inherent white fragility that bubbles under the surface of its psyche.

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anything to touch a black cock eh you nonce

kek

nonce