thoughts?
Gay pengiun raise genderless adopted penguin
Ryan Mitchell
Liam Smith
slide
Aaron Roberts
Lets break into that penguin enclosure and eat the penguins.
Oliver Carter
Will the zoo put the penguin chick on hormone blockers?
Liam Cox
what am i sliding
Andrew Jones
Fuck that, I’m not eating any gay penguins. Disgusting.
Anthony Robinson
>t. seal
Mason Adams
No because blocking the hormones of a living human being who can't make informed decisions would be considered abuse. Right?
Joseph Walker
Penguins are pretty gay tho.
Angel Thomas
Lel gay honk honk
Cooper Scott
Honk fucking honk
Jack Cruz
Aaron Allen
These are the type of news articles that don't produce any thoughts.
Aiden Miller
Oh what wonderful news!
Cooper Ward
k den
Juan Price
>Isolate two male penguins without females
>Drop a chick in
>The adults care for the chick
>It's a gay family! Take that bigots!
Evan Foster
arnt male penguins the ones who hold the eggs while the women leave to go get fish and shit? seems like it could work
Isaiah Sullivan
Based
Let's genetically engineer all animals to be lgbtqqrsptvbgczxw+
Logan Martinez
Watch as the penguin chick ends up being female and they both end up taking turns raping it
>WHOA GAY DADS
>WHOA THERE
>WHAT ARE YOU DOING GAY DADS
>THIS ISN'T HOW CURRENT YEAR FAMILIES ARE SUPPOSED TO WORK
Parker Gomez
hey tell them i can FUCK that penguin and tell them what gender it is
Sebastian Martinez
It's a guy chick or the propaganda wouldn't work.
Evan Lewis
Pretty sure that's exactly how they intend current year families to work
Jose Jenkins
>THIS ISN'T HOW CURRENT YEAR FAMILIES ARE SUPPOSED TO WORK
If you only knew how bad things really are
Daniel Adams
These anons know what's up.
Hunter Long
Imagine being the person who actually thinks this will help anyone. Fucking penguins will end gender based discrimination....
Lincoln Sullivan
>The chicks remain in the nests for around 30 days before joining other chicks in the colony and forming crèches. The chicks molt into subadult plumage and go out to sea at around 80 to 100 days.
Wow, they took an adolescent, autonomous bird and put it in an enclosure for a couple of randy unpaired males to "raise." What a brave stance they took.
Ryan Ramirez
gay fish
Jeremiah Morris
Uninstall gentoo
Juan Jones
I don't think the penguin fucking cares what gender you call it.
Gabriel Sullivan
if no one can have fun then no one can have fun for fun is found under the sun and moon landings in the outfield where he hit it out of the park city Utah. Asshats.
Ryder Barnes
animals in captivity will do weird shit — who knew?!
Bentley Miller
This one very rare and likely contrived instance of faggotry in the animal kingdom will be used as proof that fags are perfectly normal and natural, and any aversion to fags makes you an even horribler person.
Charles Peterson
You guys have some weird fantasies.
Jose Turner
it's not natural it's the zoo keeprs putting 2 males together and giving it a chick
Juan Rivera
Samuel Harris
They only adopted that baby penguin so they could rape it.
This is the Jeffrey Epstein equivalent of a penguin.
Parker Gutierrez
Sadly all three died of penguin AIDS. Despite being adopted, the baby penguin appears to have caught AIDS itself. Zookeepers are unsure how penguins managed to perform a blood transfusion on the child.
Adam Peterson
We should start rebranding human prisoners as gay too.
Camden Gomez
Also forcing penguins into captivity is not natural.
Joshua Carter
>Our contrived situation with slave animals proves gay is good and you should let pedos adopt children!
Carter Evans
>when put in an abnormal environment such as a zoo, penguins exhibit abnormal parental behaviors
Shocking.
Daniel Lopez
4d zookeeping
>if the adopted child doesn’t mate with the men, it has decided it’s a woman
>if the gay penguins rape it, it must be a boy
Chase Cook
This isn't what Grape-kun would have wanted.
Oliver Green
These people took a viable egg from a couple and gave it to two male penguins they purposely keep in an enclosure together to call them gay. Now they're calling the child of the penguin genderless, and will keep it separate from other penguins to pretend it doesn't display gender behavior.
This is Lysenkoism.
Nolan Torres
alex jones was right
Nathan Clark
Also true.
Charles Brooks
>same-sex
>genderless
They can't even get their shit right for their virtue signalling headlines.
Brody Robinson
Digits and the Gay Penguins kill the chick.
Wyatt Jackson
They're gonna rape it to death. Also, this is the penguin equivalent of peta's vegan lion.
John Torres
Best reply itt. Last month they gave an egg to two male penguins and of course it didn't hatch