If this nigger appeared in front of you right now?
What would you do
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And started doing this.
tell him i'm the captain now
Based and bulbpilled.
I used to have a buddy that would ask me shit like this daily, I miss him lads.
say hocus pocus he disappears to where he came from and I continue with what I was doing
Fight to the death because there should never be an African in my house.
Say hello nigger, obviously
Seriously?
Ask him for some fucking khat.
turn 360 degrees and walk away
He's got P. DIDDY mouth
Ask him for Off-World papers.
Watch him with my peripheral vision, nothing more. Perhaps a short stare from time to time.
Sneeze and watch him fly off. He weighs, what? 100 lbs?
Probably tell him to gtfo my back porch after asking him how he did that.
Fucking gross
Behead.
Swab the deck or some shit
kek.
this is literally some shit my sister would text me.
I'd ask him why he has the black shark eyes of a stereotypical kike
Imagine waking up in the middle of the night to the sensation of this fella trying to bite your toes.
I'd tell it to tongue my anus
I would fear for my life, blow his head off, and call the police.
It is 2:30 in the morning and I am shitting in a gated house in the middle of nowhere.
If he showed up, I'm pretty sure I can legally kill him.
Shoot him for being in my bathroom
never change america
I throw him a birthday party.
this is the ultimate black person trap.
Beat him to death for being black
I kekked.
Checked but i would just jack off in ftont of him.
He looks like a black Nosferatu
Nigsferatu
Ok...what the fuck is that thing?
And more importantly why did you save it in your PC?
I save a lot of things.
considering im about 150 miles from anywhere, shoot him and let the cougars eat him
i'd probably shoot out from my chair and chop their head off with my katana that I keep on my computer table
based and fedorapilled
fucking inbred somalians all have that rodent looking rat face
>3 S
shooting shoveling and shutting up
I used to bug an Ethiopian guy that I worked with for khat all the time. Son-of-a-bitch would never let me buy some and said it was not a good thing for Americans to try. He claimed it made his nigger dick hard for hours.