Hasbro Is Based AF

Hear me out:
>Socialist Monopoly
>Teaches people that socialism is bullshit.
>Ms. Monopoly
>Teaches people than feminism is bullshit.
Any other red pilled versions out there?

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Monopoly - teaches you Capitalism is bullshit.

Maybe Monopoly is just a shit game.

the CEO of Hasbro Brian Goldner, and yes he's Jewish

Monopoly was supposed to be anti capitalist propaganda. It is supposed to show how all the money ends up in the hands of one person and everybody else gets fucked. It is accurate. But socialism and communism are still worse.

Or maybe monopoly was supposed to teach you the value of real estate

i identify as a woman while playing monopoly now. and also since im trans i get 300 every time i pass go since im more oppressed than a woman. GG scrubs. anyone who disagrees get the police called on them IRL and i win since they go to jail

in real life you are not force to pay a rent above your pay grade

Yeah because moving pieces around a board and using fake money and arbitrary values is a very good simulation of the real markets

Found just the version for you! You'll love the Ground and Pound cards.

>be allegory for capitalism
>all transaction amounts directly set by government (the game rules)
hehehe

pic related

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What do you buy instead of property, foreskins?

So another Monopoly game, that nobody is going to finish?
I swear monopoly takes like 2 months to play.

Chance:
Uh-oh look like dysphoria has reared its head roll a d20 if its 1-8 you leave the game

>Some critics have already voiced concern that not enough Christian or Muslim sites are for sale on the board but Dagani said that KodKod tried its best to keep the game purely fun.

Aww. And I wanted to use settlers to annex east jerusalem, to block a two state solution.

They don't call it Monotony for nothing.

You can do it fast, but it's boring cause all the streets are dealt before the start of the game.

It's some what fast if you follow the rules, but no one follows the rules.

>I swear monopoly takes like 2 months to play.
Only if you don't read the rules, and you let people skip auctioning off properties.

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CHANCE:
Oy vey! The goyim know!
Pay 100S to shut it down.

It's kinda boomerish, but I do enjoy these "parody" releases. Has anyone played the Office Politics Risk one?

>Create socialist monopoly
>30 players (mandatory)
>No such thing as luxury, so no luxury tax
>No one has a chance to succeed, so no chance cards
>Communalism, so x5 Community Chest spots
>2 new properties to cover for aforementioned shifts
>Everybody gets 1 property and starts with $50
>Government takes $200 every time you pass Go
>Objective is to collectively have $6,500 by the 50th time somebody passes Go
>If somebody quits, nobody is the winner
>If collectively you lack $6,500, nobody is the winner
>You only lose if you have more than $500

>it's accurate
No it's not. Proof: there are many more companies and CEOs in the world than just one.
Also, monopoly doesn't portray how the workers who maintain all that property are being paid.
Protip: a game is not an adequate model of reality. You're an idiot if you think you know more about economics nased on a game than a real economist

Socialism is designed for the rich
Capitalism is designed for the poor.

Welcome to the plantation, nigger fren.

Mono/pol/y

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In socialist Europe ?

Why would you choose to be a nigger?

Hasbro really has been a bro

>Thinking the CEOs that are public are anywhere near the top

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They get paid to mutilate goyim children.

(((They))) charge us. Plus the tip.

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Yeah, real capitalism is obviously much harder and more fucked.
In real capitalism you don't even get to move unless you were determined to have been able to move before the game even started.

Hasbro was founded by Jews as well, in case anyone wondered if ethnic nepotism played a role here

>Three Polish Jewish brothers,[4][5][6][7] Herman, Hillel, and Henry Hassenfeld[8] founded Hassenfeld Brothers in Providence, Rhode Island in 1923

fucking DnD nerds.

I want to play this unfair game against a group of feminists and see their reactions when I win.

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>board has manacles that lock your hands to the board, so you can't play any other game

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If you suck at it, sure.

If they didnt like it, why did they make it the goal of the game?

Yea-Claw!!!

>get an advantage
>still lose
who else is looking forward to playing this game?

Well 40% of 6 isn't a whole number

>this shitty boardgame explains my poverty

...

yee-claw lil' buddy

Sucks to suck.
Yes-claw, fren.

No, it isn't. It was invented by a Georgist.

>Protip: a game is not an adequate model of reality. You're an idiot if you think you know more about economics nased on a game than a real economist
Protip: plenty of real economists specialize in game theory.

There is only one Monopoly

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Yee claw

Right here

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>game theory
Not sure you know what that is.

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This one actually exists! Albeit in ever smaller numbers.

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I got one mint condition nigger

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>>Ms. Monopoly

Ms. Monopoly isn't married, nor does she seem to have any children. Pretty big failure right there.

Ah yes Jewopoly. The one game where you can actually sell your grandma and it isn’t frowned upon

Hasbaro

Not really, Capitalist monopoly teaches you that you could rule over the world if you are in control of the means of money making and usually this means that if you are a jew, you get ahead

Ok you've actually kind of convinced me to buy this here. I was about to comment that this is a stupid idea because the type of people who buy board games to play with their kids only buy 1 game and they're probably just going to buy Monopoly, not "Ms. Monopoly". The weird blue-haired millennials that this shit would appeal to generally wouldn't buy board games for kids to play with anyway.

>t. didn't read the game rules

There's supposed to be an auction, a rent payment, or a sale every single turn.

Yee-claw!

Doesn't matter the owner has no choice in the transaction

it's just a board game, if someone changes some view/opinion because of a board game then they are too stupid to live