IT'S HERE!!! THE ICE AGE STARTS THIS WINTER!!!
IT'S HERE!!! THE ICE AGE STARTS THIS WINTER!!!
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Isnt the sun going into a solar minimum right now?
What's the point of even opening that road? It will be covered by an avalanche.
Bad news. This is real.
As a tow truck driver, this is great news. $$$
Daddy needs a new dirtbike
IS THIS TRUE WINTERCHAN?
The grand solar minimum is here.
BUT MUH GLOBAL WARMING
BUT WHAT ABOUT ALL THE ILLEGALS
Great now I have to buy a truck in order to get to work to replace my Jap Cuckmobile
Buy your winter clothes NOW not later.
calm down kyle
Offer your support to Winter-chan, white man!
Yes. Think river Thames freezing over like back in the 1600's
Am I finally gonna get a decent snow day in West TN? Fucking finally, I can say my day got ruined by a 3"er that isn't my dick!
Oh fuck gore was right
Yotsubas getting comfy
Australian harvest 16 percent down on the 10 year average, soon they will eat the insects as this is all caused by evil carbon molecules.
Im not kyle so this implies there are others like me? Others know this pain?
I don't mind snow but I really hope it isn't cold, I'm tired of working outside in -40c.
Gonna have to fire up the old ET and crack a few Busch's
the virgin mr plow vs the chad plow king
Black people can't handle snow?
obviously, youre not a golfer
Australia used to be a net exporter of food...not any more...US is having worst crops in forever this year. China is triple fucked because of weather, army worms and swine flu. If you're not stocking up on food before the normies realize shit is problematic and researching how to grow next year you're not gonna make it.
the taxpayers have to pay so the ski resorts get to make their profits
-44f = -44c
Yeah and the Farmers almanac us based off the sun. They predict the weather generally A FUCKING YEAR in advance.
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people actually keep responding to this thread
Gooks buy farms but can't work the land like the farmers with 5 generations of experience, My tomatoes were up 8% on last years total gross income
Had to do the same. Had a van and a Subaru. Subaru does pretty well in snow, van was shit. 4x4 truck user. $100 in gas to fill up, but you laugh at snow as you throw the cash out the window.
good hopefully the shitskins will fuck off
nope enjoy your warm weather
hello al gore what are you doing in Switzerland?
Weather manipulation is real. Chemtrails contain barium, aluminum and strontium, which are used by devices like HAARP to manipulate the globe. Boats are burning off bunker fuels to cause these events.
Global warming has always been a myth.
Kek, at least you cant get peroines with a dick that short.
You know I'm just gonna send it
Once soon a time there was a village known as the North Jow Forums. And inside this village we’re many busy fingers pressing keys and getting ready for the winter happenings. The world was getting colder as the last summer suns were setting and all the while the/pol/acks, as they were known, were getting comfy. They knew, unlike the rest of the world, that the great winter happenings of 2019/2020 would take the world as a winter storm. But they would be prepared. Comfy in their chambers, wrapped in flannels and drinking hot chocolate, they would scan their webs for the moment of the great winter happening.
I thought it was the "Polar Coaster" this year. Can they at least try and get their normie weather fear terms consolidated I can sell some t-shirts?
Do Southwest next! Plsssss
He pulls off the Hitler stash so slyly. Fucking send it.
Well in Trump's America, what do you expect?
Eat all the dicks.
The chad flatbed vs the virgin wrecker
It's been going into minimum all year
remember folks theres no such thing as bad weather only bad clothing
get yourself these items and you too can be comfy in -20 f
rabbit fur hat
turtle fur balaclava
kinco pig skin gloves/mits
gore tex/leather boots
comfy fleece sweatshirt
water resistant shell
water resistant snow pants
flannel long johns
total price is gonna be about $500 but its definitely worth it
From snow belt. 120in of snowfall yearly. Give me more.
this has to be true
Yes. Good. My company gives me paid days off when the roads are closed. I'm gonna Xbox like a motherfucker.
if you do not know how to be comfy in the winter time you are not white
Lefties will give them snowshoes.
It has begun.
old farmer's almanac
According to CNN and Salon the world is warming up sweetie. We won't see snow ever again. Screen cap this for when you are roasting in December!
If that is Snoqualmie pass that is how it was 30 years ago.
Get snow chains for your car.
I'm a delivery driver and tips shoot through the ceiling when you deliver during a blizzard. Usually most of our drivers have to tap out due to road conditions, however.
So I invested in some snow chains.
ZERO sliding when braking
ZERO wheel-spin when accelerating
ZERO loss of traction when turning
Our driver with a Jeep tapped out at 14 inches of snow. Meanwhile I was tearing the streets up in a beater Pontiac Sunfire. It earned the nickname "The Snow Speeder"
for those that want to know astrologically the best time to castrate their animals
What are you mad about? That Trump gets to be in office when global warming is outed as a lie?
Looks like I'm staying inside and playing classic wow
Number of sunspots to be precise
haha give bibimbap
There are no EBT cards in the ice age. Most blacks don't even understand where food comes from, much less how to grow it themselves.
I LOVE YOU WINTERCHAN
Why are those niggers walking? Road looks fine.
This reminds me of all of the people who have no idea how to drive in the snow. Like when the southern states get 1/2 an inch of snow and then there are 8 car pileups everywhere
Fuck I hate winter.
And you call yourself whi-
warmer than normal
coldest in early Dec/late Jan/early-mid Feb
above normal rain since not by the Gulf
best chance of snow mid to late Nov and early Jan
And another Summer with below avg rain in TN... great because this Summer wasn't already dry as fuck.
Winter is fucking trash of course some bean boy that doesn't have to deal with the ground getting covered in a sheet of ice for months on end wouldn't know.
winter is my favorite season. I love the cold
i love you winter-chan
We've been in a deep minimum for over a year. We'll be coming out of it soon with the start of the 25th solar cycle. Last winter was the coldest in decades and in the top 10 coldest ever (since we've kept accurate records starting in the early 1800s). The first 6 months of 2019 were the wettest on record and contrary to the msm this summer hasn't even been close to hottest on record. The Sierras and the southern Rockies have snow pack more than a standard deviation above the 30 year running average. The number of sunlight hours across the US for 2018 and 2019 are down more than 30% due to cloud coverage. (cloud coverage greatly increases as total solar irradiance declines during minimum. This is, counter intuitively, because of increases in cosmic ray flux during minimum). Clouds at low latitude reflect far more solar radiation than snow and ice at high latitude. Clouds, especially at high altitude, cool the planet much more than snow and ice. The planet is cooling.
Winter is fucking trash
You're not going to make it.
Thinking of starting a Skyrim long play myself. It's been years.
Thank fucking god I'm sick of Florida summers.
I LOVE YOU WINTER CHAN!! PLEASE COME TO NEW ENGLAND FASTER! I MISS YOU!
Still gunna send it
They wont be able to double back and xwitch to ice age doomsday again. It only worked last time because of the centralization and impermanence of media.
that's bretty interesting, but how does cosmic ray flux increase the cloud cover?
This is when the next ice age starts pal... SUPER VOLCANOES!
Good Skiing is my favorite pastime.
looks up lower great lakes region
wtf thats not fimbulwintrr at all.
Old Famers Almanac
You can't be serious?
i think all this warming bs is kikes trying to push (((carbon taxes))) and I doubt they'll backpedal even if we have a year without a summer
Why is this not an American Flag?
It fucking garbage m8.
There's a reason everybody in Finland kills themselves.
It was foretold, the final battle nears.
Learn what the definition of an "Ice Age" is you morons. Ice Age = any time in Earth history in which there are ice sheets present at the Earth's poles. Much of Earth history has had no ice sheets at the poles, periods of time in which there are ice sheets are ice ages. Glacial phase of an ice age is when temperatures drop and ice sheets advance south of the poles towards the mid-latitudes, sometimes nearly reaching the tropics. Interglacial (what we're in now) is a period of an ice age in which ice sheets retreat towards the poles.
Now that you have a very rudimentary knowledge of the proper terminology, please shut the fuck up and stop repeating the same shit that you always do.
honestly looking forward too it, snow is fucking comfy, theres something really calming about taking a deep breath out and seeing your own breath
I love you winter-chan. MAY WINTER-CHAN save Europe!
Well, I just found out why all the Leafs on Jow Forums are such knobs. All the cool ones are too busy sendin' it.
Tell me of Baltimore, will the niggers freeze?
Great. I love winter. I also can't wait for the narrative to shift back to global cooling.
The FIMBULVINTR will be mad max but with snowmobiles. Shit skins will freeze to death and permafrost will cleanse the north but only if you reply THANK YOU ABBATH
They're locked in for warming. Even when it's colder than normal they blame warming. Less snow? The heat. More snow? Also the heat.
Shit skins will freeze to death
you will actually pay to house them
I will do my best!
turtle fur balaclava
Shill harder schlomo
Not when it gets so cold that its a matter of life or death, and society collapses
White people freeze to death too.
Every winter a bunch of white hobos freeze to death because all of the shelters fill in with assorted brown fuckers.
What's gonna happen is the poor whites will die first because Uncle Sam is too busy using all of its resources keeping obese niggers alive.
Same thing in Europe.
High energy radiation making past our magnetic field into the atmosphere greatly increases nucleation. During minimum that high energy radiation, much of which comes from outside the solar system, increases by ~15%-30% in the atmosphere.
The sun is a variable star, it goes nova periodically. (((They))) know this, this is the hidden esoteric knowledge they've been keeping from us, that the sun is a giant clock that ends civilizations. They've always survived by going underground and waiting it out, then coming back up once the surface has been scoured to rule over the shambled masses that managed to survive like demigods. They still maintain the ability to read, write, and utilize technology while the rest are reverted back to stone age status.
THANK YOU ABBATH BLACK AND MIGHTY RAVENDARK
Imagine being scared of snow
You play as Brevik? Noice.
Imagine being scared of snow
Nothing copious amounts of vodka consumption can't fix, right Vlad?
It will start when the weather cools
nogs are like cold blooded reptiles any cold temps will slow them down
Do high plains next please
this symbol looks like the web of wyrd but its not the same. what is it?
asking for a friend
We don't even need vodka for your "winter", tracksuit will be enough, Billy.
It's the winterchan rune.
I HATE GOD
There’s been several research papers from non Anglosphere universities on the subject recently. It’s solid science.
People live in the North user. They use the roads in the winter.
kk last one tho
I love you winter-chan
In simple terms, any particle in our atmosphere that gets hit by a cosmic ray cascade becomes ionized, attracting other nearby particles, usually water vapor, eventually seeding a cloud.
Did we meme Winter-Chan into reality? Should I get more firewood?
Good. Chicago Niggers need to go back.
dumb fucks actually believe the planet is warming at the end of an interglacial period. enjoy freezing for 60,000 years because you were too fucking stupid to look up the climates cyclical behavior since forever. w-we have computers! surely this will prevent glaciers. niggers.
Two thorns pointing inward at the ice.
they only looked back 150 years because they'd rather gaslight and manipulate everyone than do good science
Mow to promote growth
I'm a Damn Yankee and I moved to the "Deep" South.
It's fucking ridiculous watching these idiots drive in snow
Winter-chan and her sister, Polar Vortex-chan, sure are going to give them a wake up call. Yep.
Burgh checkin' in. I lived in Minnesota, I am not intimidated, I was expecting a lot more than that.
THANK YOU ABBATH
I LOVE YOU WINTER-CHAN
Does this mean all the shitskins will leave?
Thank you Almanac user. Looks like the usual forecast for my area. Hope to God the west coast yuppies try complaining harder about the snow. I'll be sprinting in it or doing cartwheels in my clown Christmas sweater. HONK HONK.
Shitskins who are built to live in warm climate will die. Based weather
What is a grand solar minimum and what does it mean for us?
The sun has cycles
In a nut shell here's what happens when the sun weakens and moves into a more dormant cycle:
· Increased galactic radiation hitting the earth causing increased cloud coverage globally
· Weaker jet streams
· Increased volcanic activity
· Increased frequency and magnitude of earth quakes
· More erratic and unpredictable weather
· Substantially increased precipitation and drought
· Shrinking grow zones for crops and shorter grow periods
· Massive crop loss and food shortages
· Significantly colder areas at the north and south poles
Even NASA admits it's a big deal archive.is
US history has been significantly impacted by the last two GSMs
So here's what's happening now
The earth's magnetosphere is weakening at an unprecedented rate thereby letting in the largest amount of cosmic rays in recorded history.
Increased cosmic rays cause earthquakes, volcanos, and increased cloud cover thereby reducing earth's temperature further.
Like the 'year without a summer'
But this GSM will be far worse than previous ones
More resources on current happenings and excellent lectures
Grand Solar Minimum Channel
Ice Age Farmer Channel
In Far North of Russia the weather is so cold that during winter people actually use campfires to heat the gas tanks of trucks, because it is so cold that even the fuel freezes.
So... the earth isn't actually warming then?
Will allow you to observe a number of measurements pertaining to Solar Irradiance. It can be used to view historical readings as well as far-past reconstructions.
Bonus points for those who also know that the solar forcings used in the IPCC projections did not match up with the data collected. It was elevated. This means the model calculated more solar irradiance which means a larger energy input for the positive feedback mechanisms.
this. i love winter
It's been cooling since it plateaued in the late 90's early 2000's.
You know you can get on one of those roads and keep driving north, don't you?
I love you winter chan. Come visit Canada and freeze ours too!
Pic reminds me of that one race track in mario 64. Fuck those snowmen
How do I profit from this? Natural gas futures is my first thought.
had that happen last winter in wisconsin on a -50F night, we only had 2 days of temps like that though - idk how you crazy fuckers manage. Id probably drink myself to death too.
There's a Weather Channel show all about Canadian tow truck drivers.
Last I heard that's a myth. Was there a new study released that proves it?
Silkies and waffles!
-50F night, we only had 2 days of temps like that
We have months of that. And the night last longer.
I LOVE YOU WINTER-CHAN! FREEZE IT ALL.
Here's the kicker -- that was figured out before the fucking retarded elites started doing chemtrails and shit to "cloudseed" the atmosphere in an effort to try and deflect some of the heat away. The heat of the sun when not in a solar minimum state is strong enough to disregard the cloudseeding efforts and the heat penetrates through. But what happens when the sun is a grand solar minimum state while this heavy metal cloudseeding crap is still up there in the atmosphere? Well, the heat is no longer strong enough to penetrate. So, even less heat than normal during a grand solar minimum will reach the Earth as a result.
In the case of you retarded climate change shills, you fuckers are just going to refuse to see the evidence until it's too late because the psychopaths running this world will continue to use weather modification technology to try and keep up the appearance that they are in control until they can't anymore.
came here to post this
Kek the roads would never be that clean.
tfw you realize they knew winter was coming this whole time and they were actively trying to make it worse for everyone left on the surface
I'm pretty sure they'll reserve spots in their underground mole kingdom for good goys to work for them after the sun resets everything. Just keep that in mind, this isn't just an earth cycle, this is a sun cycle.
sounds like a buncha mumbo jumbo hogwash yip yapperin to me
But mother earth is burning cause you bigots keep using plastic straws and eating meat!
But it was heating up.
wtf do you do all winter just sit inside? My cut off for outdoors in like -20F anything below that is just painful like even breathing you feel your lungs start freezing from the inside
She is coming back user. With a vengeance.
They're literally behind everything and they want us to know it.
I got a good cave near me and probably enough people will go there that i'll have plenty to eat.
I LOVE YOU WINTER-CHAN! Would you mind visiting Texas if it's not too much trouble?
Interesting because there are parts of the usa just as cold or colder than parts of russia.
t. Minnesota user
Just hunt and fish. Cannibalism is last resort
What do you guys do all winter? Get drunk inside and rape chicks for months on end?
The moment they dig in to their arks and bunkers and settle in is when they find out Inner-Earthers are working with beings who are beyond the ice wall, and all of them have a vendetta against them for ruining life and then trying to escape from their own mess.
Chad in an f750? I think not.
I LOVE YOU WINTER-CHAN
I LOVE YOU WINTER-CHAN!
What the fuck are you talking about, psycho?
Yeah. You don't go outside for more than a few minutes unless you want to die.
It's not rape. Just staying warm.
Don't use fire for keeping the truck warm, we have electric heaters. Building has extension cables to connect to the heater for oil/fuel heating so the truck can work.
Fuck yeah first thing I thought of when I saw this thread.
Ayo, dass right!
I LOVE YOU WINTERCHAN!
I LOVE YOU WINTER-CHAN
so the racetrack from mario kart is real WTF
I grew up in the Colorado Rockies...we had these, too.
I have relatives that live there, they moved to this place for big money and they actually like to live there. They say that this place is unique, there's no place in the world like that. There you can see that humans are not the masters of the world, and they are there like a guests. But one day the nature will take what belogs to it and what was stolen by humanity.
Also, we also have russian Winter-chan, but it's much older and manlier. We call him General Frost or General Moroz in
russian. Here's what french people think that it looks like.
My first pipeline job in northern minnesota we had a 6 week stretch of using gas torches to un-gel diesel for the first half of the work day then walking with the equipment and heating the fuel tank the entire second half. This isnt mind blowing at all vlad
My wife Eila doesn't allow condoms blasphemer.
Caves will be essentially the only way to survive this event.
How when all the lakes and rivers will be boiled away and all low lying areas flooded with briny mud, then everything frozen over while unimaginably strong earthquakes rumble for days, razing old mountain ranges and raising new ones?
You can only hunker down in a cave with some supplies and family and hope to make it through alive.
I LOVE YOU WINTERCHAN
see here children, memes displaying perfect evolutionary adaptation to thematic and regional consitions.
Yes, for long time below freezing you need heaters for vehicles.
So what caused the biblical flood?
I LOVE YOU WINTERCHAN
why dont you get a real job peasant
Too much to explain for anyone who has no foundation of knowledge on the subject to understand it. Start with Operation Highjump and a non jew search engine.
Dont listen to greenland fag, ameribro. We literally have this cold in our own country and you can survive just fine in it, sledding, ice fishing, snowmobiling. Dont get me wrong its a shell shock if you are from the south, but its just learning to use layers right and brown fat adaptation. My kids (daughter was 2 last winter and my son was 1) have been out in -30 or worse to play with us.
The earth's rotation slowing down or stopping, causing the earth's oceans to slosh out of their basins and across the continents. There are stories from all over the world about the sun staying in one spot for several days. Some places had 3 days of night, some had 3 days of sunlight. There are also stories from all over the world about the sun rising in the west and setting in the east. It would be foolish to dismiss all of these as pure coincidence and imagination.
There's one particular story from the navajo nation area that comes to mind about the oceans approaching from all sides, and being rescued by sky people.
Do northern utah nigger I need to know how many Californian Texas niggers are gonna die in the snow this year
What came of this? Any more?
oh cool is that what the west based Santa off of?
go back faggot
Hopefully. I get pto when the roads are closed.
t. semitruck driver
the southern Rockies have snow pack more than a standard deviation above the 30 year running average.
Is this true? I live in AZ and this is great news for Arizonans and Nevadans (Las Vegans) more than most who live here realize.
live in Alabama
forecast says that it MIGHT snow
everything fucking shuts down
mad rush on the grocery stores to buy milk, eggs, and bread for their emergency French toast I guess.
if it does snow, 80% chance that it melts by noon
And I think the conditions are getting bad given ocean oscillations. Gonna get cold.
Thank god for global warming artificially warming the planet though.
The masses aren't ready for real catastrophe. The one where the power never comes back on, and the government never shows up to help. Even the preppers who already live innawoods offagrid for years aren't prepared.
Good grief. Someone wrote and believes this!
Yes it's true, and they just had a snow storm add more to it a few weeks ago.
from iceland all the way to scotland
If you haven't put in the hours reading about this shit then shush, it's not meant for you.
This is pretty cool. Gotta source or reading material?
Ok, go outside in -50 for more time than to have a cig. Fingers and teeth will sting because frostbite is happening.
Sure, you can stay out longer with gloves and mask, but to go out in just pants and heavy clothing will kill you in a few minutes.
the Earth isn't going to stop rotating user
Look up ocean oscillations user.
They're the biggest indicator of what to expect this year and next year.
I believe this. We have seen the UFO's. We know that there are plans to relocate people using FEMA trains and camps. Something big is coming, and things will change fast.
I love winter. The majority of the assholes are forced to stay indoors, because they're such pussies.
Probably just old stories of people passing through the far north. We have months of day and night, and you lose direction if you do not know how to travel or modern equipment.
Did on Venus actually.
My grandfather told a story about a miner back in the late 1800s who stashed a jar of moonshine in a snowbank outside of a church revival so he could have a good drink afterwards. He left the revival, got the jar, and swallowed a big gulp...which killed him almost instantly. Froze his throat and esophagus since the alcohol had cooled well below zero.
Last winter was the wettest in history, last spring was the wettest in history. Its going to be cold and snowy
Thanks for the warning user
Clean your nails you fucking beaner
Please gib arctic air.
Never say never, newfag.
Venus is a very strange planet for a lot of other reasons too.
I don't know actually. He has been know for a very long time. His image comes from slavic paganism, and initially he was a bad character. He also has a dauther instead of elves, Snegurochka.
But yeah, he's gifting presents for a good kids every year. But in war times he's a great ally of Mother Russia.
Should get a bronco, excellent in the snow.
Okay thanks, this is what you get. One Love Winterchan
Harvest moon is a month early, just saying its going to be a cold winter comin.
Ive worked 12 hour days outside in -50 with 50mph winds. Stfu greenlandfag. Europe doesnt even come close to a monopoly on cold.
Arizona here. I am ready. I want to see snow in Phoenix.
Good story, im seriously skeptical though because its pretty common in Iron Range parties to just leave our booze outside to save freezer space.
Glad to help. Best part was that it was apparently a temperance-focused revival and he got used as an example of God striking down a sinner with Demon Rum.
old farmers almanac
Who the fuck cares
Just wait for climate deniers (witches) to be burned for the impending crop failures and famines.
This was in the 1800s, during a time period when they couldn't use the mercury technique of extracting gold from ore because the mercury froze solid in winter.
You should. That damn almanac is freakishly accurate.
they say 80-85%
I am volunteering right now to hang that lanky faggot for his crimes against science and humanity.
Literally all they've said is
wintery mix, coldest months january and feb
I wonder if he's important enough to get a bunk in a D.U.M.B.
So what caused the biblical flood?
Most interesting explanation I've come across.
Also, fairly based if you know the back-story of how our planet got to where it is today.
Velikovsky had a few things wrong in his reconstruction. Others picked up his work and did a spectacular job of recreating a few scenes of antiquity. They really didn't revisit the flood accounts that much though. That is, until new information was revealed that supported the claim.
For years the water on Earth was said to come from asteroids, meteors, comets, etc. In more recent years, they've admitted that scenario is highly unlikely. By studying the ration of Hydrogen-Deuterium in our water, they realized that our water most likely came from Saturn.
You're mixing up accounts. There were about 30 cosmic catastrophes accounted for throughout the Bible. Also, there are stories added giving further details by disguising planets as people and what-have-you.
Bro, what the fuck does that have to do with alcohol being below zero? Are you saying that somehow the 1800s were so cold that drinking alcohol left in a snowbank was like drinking liquid nitrogen? Ive had vodka that was left outside when it was -45 with 40 mph winds and chugged it. Its "cold" but not fatal by any means
At a guess, I'd say he's one who will be expecting a place and will get a very big surprise when the feces hits the airscrew.
kek, not a chance in hell
I can tell by my oak trees' oracle and the amount of acorn drop every season. Some years hardly any, which has translated into mild winter; this year is a LOT and the biggest acorns yet. Almost a carpet of them. Get your snowplows serviced.
I always thought it had a magnetic field, but apparently it doesn't.
How did the planet turn into that toxic marble without a fluid core?
I love you winter chan
Glacial Lake Outburst + bursting of the med sea or black sea + really fucking wet year.
Or... it's a figurative metaphor like 99% of the bible.
fuck those trannies that's fucking awesome they scrape that. How do they do it though?
Kudos to you OP. I used to love skiing, the best thing about winter.
come Winterchan, take my energy and freeze all shitskins
Fuck off outta here with this gay-ass capeshit Odin.
But Odin would be all about Hannibal Lecter.
mfw Jow Forums memes winterchan into reality via grand solar minimum
northern hemisphere for fair Peoples only
Here we go again. Sucks to have to live through one.
The Adam and Eve Story
shh. it will be okay, just go back to watching reruns of the office and forget you saw this thread.
Goodnight 30y/o boomer!
Goodnight bloomer, gloomer, and doomer!
Goodnight roody-poos, sheeeiits, and kikes,
glow in the dark CIA niggers I wish you good night!
Goodnight to /biz/-neets with millions in crypto!
Goodnight to /fit/izens who are all fat as a hippo!
Goodnight to /out/!
And the preppers of /k/!
And the discord trannies of /v/ who are all furries and gay!
Goodnight to /b/ who we lost to porn merchants!
Goodnight to /vip/ who are afraid of computer search warrants!
But best left for last and king of the prom
Goodnight to pepe who's loved most of all
Wow you fucking weakling, never experienced -60° before?
I have a co-worker who lives in a hip apartment in the city. His disaster plan is to walk down the block to the grocery store to buy what he needs.
He's gonna fucking die. I've explained to him the flaws in his plan. He thinks I'm crazy.
CAN’T FUCKING WAIT
Yes but scientists have said the cooling will be cancelled out by global warming
What people should be troubled the most about is volcanic activity causing unpredictable weather conditions.
Most volcanic activity could be predictable, but I doubt oil companies would like that. People might catch on about the geological effects of petroleum extraction.
Fact is, the earth gets a gravity pulse from the moon and sun on it's interior liquid mantle. This leads to oscillations in the mantle, which builds pressure on various locations on the planet. The largest expanse of the lowest part of the planet from sea level (i.e. the pacific ocean seafloor) is also the thinnest part of the crust on Earth. Therefore, the pulses would create forces of greater magnitude at that location. Thus you can likely track tectonic movement from a pulse that occurs at that site. You can trace these pulses along all tectonic plate boundaries until it meets back at the plate.
Of course, these pulses have beats and peaks where the magma underneath shoots out as a volcanic explosion. The magma has waves, so they occur a predictable distance apart roughly. So not only can you trace volcanic activity by this, you can also trace earthquake activity.
Other sources of pulses include magnetosphere pulses. That pulse impacts the magnetic liquid mantle, creating forces.
9 times out of 10, climate conditions change drastically from large changes in volcanic activity. Just look at the impact of Tambora.
The summer was extremely fucking mild and not hot at all for Los Angeles this year actually. It wasn't even 80 degrees today, most days were 80s to 90s, last year and the year before it was constant 100+ throughout the summer. Not bad. Global Warming is Jewish bullshit.
thats real nice user
You don't have to get down to liquid N2 temps to quickfreeze tissue. Six hours (a reasonable length for one of those fucking loony revivals) at minus forty is enough.
Vegetables be rayciss an shit
I dun wowder dem bitches once aready
You tellin me I gots to be doin all day werk alls thuh time?
Sheeit. I jus gonna wait til white dun growed his and steals em like my momma and grandaddy did.
I got a subaru impreza and the thing fucking beasted when we had that snow fall in NJ and the retard governor didn't plow. Biggest issue was the wiper blades icing up
Those are some gnarly waves. Wait. They're... They're frozen? As in... Not warmed?
Anyone actually looked at the sun recently it looks weird not sure what it is though
Oh thank god, the nearest garage with the parts I need is all the way in Flavortown...I assume you don't need directions?
Ok, the user before said taking a chug of moonshine killed a guy because it was cold. I dont think he chugged it for 6 hours.
Maybe they'll freeze on the way over, then you can just take a sledgehammer to them instead of deportations.
The issue to humanity is not warming or cooling... these are predictable and the impact preventable.
The issue is actually an increase in chaotic fluctuation of these macroweather systems. Then we have BIG problems. One year you'll get a mediterranean climate, next year desert climate, next year temperate and then polar the next in some locations. That FUCKS with agricultural production as farmers would get weaker yields from crops that are not suited to such climates. An increase in climate fluctuation prevents farmers from predicting the weather over the long term and therefore preventing crop yield declines by planting a different crop for that year.
The moonshine was probably trashy bathtub liquor that was significantly below 40%.
They don't do well in cold climates and generally don't like snow (almost none of them ski/snowboard--if you want to get away from niggers just go to a ski resort).
It's similar to how northern euros don't handle heat and humidity well.
I'm the same guy. He let it sit at forty below and then chugged it, apparently. But I'm not going to spend all night arguing with you about a story told to me at third hand.
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One of my favorite snowboarders is black. But yeah there's hardly any of them. Just whites and chinese.
I hope so, good I hate the heat I'd rather freeze to death then get another heat stroke
It was ejected by a larger body to balance charge in a changing electrical environment. This happens at the microscopic level during machine arc welding.
They've also achieved transmutation using plasma only in the SAFIRE project.
Normalcy bias is a killer.
I meant electric arc machining, not arc welding.
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The ones not captured by ICE get killed by ice.
Excellent write up user. I really appreciate it
Imagine all the niggers in the cold
Is this why we are being prepared to eat bugs
The darkness will come again. Skoll and Hati will eat the sun and the moon.
I've been waiting for a fun winter. I'm ready, are you?
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-40°F rated attire
He's talking about a very real looming food crisis, that should hit right around the time the economy goes tits up.
born to late to explore the world
Born too early to explore the stars
Born just in time for the 400k mile wide 27 MILLION degree ball of unrelenting nuclear fire to go on vacation and let you freeze to death
It was ejected by a larger body
I live inna country can verify that hay yields are abysmal compared to the last couple years
Perhaps, maybe the sun. Some think it was Jupiter and the great red spot is the leftover scar of this event.
Same issues may be occurring here too.
Same. I lost basically everything. Luckily I have some diversified investments that paid off, and savings. But I'll be lucky to cover costs this year.
Australia still exports most of it's food produce, in fact we only import some specialty foods and alcohols. It's the price of food in China and Indonesia that's going to go through the roof, they're relying more and more on imported food and if our production falls off to any great degree there will be problems. Australia is a continent though, if Queensland has a bad year usually West Australia or Victoria have a good year. No one has seen what could be coming yet though, no one was here for the last minimum, no one that dug holes anyway.
Yup. I think it's going to hit everyone. Some worse than others. They're our enemy, but I still don't envy the Chinese. They'll be eating each other in short order. Not even memeing. They're going to be in trouble real fucking fast with all the crop loss they've had, and the trade war escalation.
starvation would lead to a revolution and the end of the CCP, they'd start WWIII for food & population quelling before they'd let the CCP fall
Last one for the night. Surprised this thread is still up.