They got her, boys!
Uh oh!!!
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Did they drag her off the USS liberty?
As a replacement for Larry King.
I want to make sweet love to that fish mouthed muse.
>Giant glasses to hide those fish-eyes
>her propaganda hits a spot with both zoomers and advertisers, so we would love to have her make propaganda for the boomers who watch cnn
She should double up with Thunberg and do a FAS awareness campaign.
I unironically liked her reporting. Now that she is moving on from Vox to Cnn, I'm glad she will advance her career and be payed more, but her style of reporting will go down hill. All Cnn reporters do is shriek "MUH OPRESSION" as they are the upper 5% of the income brackets.
This cunt got famous off of us. Looks like the boomers are about to find out about the greatness of Lord Kek.
Congrats to /oursloth/
>Welcome, ellen
I've never wanted to fuck a down syndrome retard until I saw her
This is gunna get gud
What do you guys think would she look better or worse getting facefucked?
>gets bagged trying to break into 8 chan owners house
>gets CNN job
How much rabbi cock does she suck boys
LOL
I KNOW THIS THREAD WOULD BE FULL OF INCEL RAGE
YOU'RE PATHETIC LOSERS UNLIKE ELLIE.
KEEP HATING BECAUSE THAT'S ALL YOU LOSERS HAVE IN
LIFE WHILE EVERYONE ELSE AROUND YOU IS WINNING.
POWERLESS AND UNIVERSALITY HATED RACISTS ARE NOTHING
BUT LOSERS IN LIFE AND IN THE BED
omg its vintage pornstar Amber Hunt
i loved her work in Candy Stripers
>all caps reddit spacing
Can you be any more cringe?
God damnit I saw that shit show vice story she did on the cripple image board man....
She actually looks normal without the retarded glasses though.
Was going to post something like this. She looks like she has fetal alcohol syndrome.
>winning is getting hired by CNN
from (((VICE))) to (((CNN)))
She looks like a sloth without them.
Now the circle is closed.
I see they’re doubling down on fake news
This bitch literally broke into some guy's house recently.
She actually had a rock hard fit body from her days as a gymnast and gymnast instructor
Ok figured out why I like her now
Thanks user
All of it.
ENEMY OF THE PEOPLE
We love you Elle!!!
I really want to see that goldfish looking bitch being a degenerate on camera.
Somebody post the comic
I love a strong woman telling me what to think.
Literally who
Sauce on the GILF. nao please
Ellen please sit on my face!
give birth
based
I'm surprised CNN has any money to hire people. I bet it's a short contract.
Nice pasta faggot, talking about food you should lose weight.
Tell me about it.
Hi Ellen watch out for those jew dicks, you'll be riding a lot of them.
This Fishmouth Syndrome is real.
Based people can actually keep their fucking flycatchers shut.
Is that Idubzzz?
You would think she could afford better glasses, those fucking things are not flattering at all. lol
from one filthy, dying rag to another
she and her Jew husband should fit right in
>WINNING
winners don't need to shout, stay mad though
So what disease does this chick have and why do I have a strange biological urge to mix this disorder into my lineage?
>looks like
>RAGE PATHETIC POWER RACIST IN THE BED
lul
>t. incel
best replay to "have sex"
Amazing. I love Elle Reeve. She's one of the top journalists in the country and now she is getting the spotlight she deserves.
A smart poster, I like it!
Source?
Teeth look pretty identical, think it is actually her.
Fucking cum-bucket, like all commie whores.
ooh it's a mike and mike driveby
He's next on the list to be targeted. Watch.
Get that weird 70s looking bitch outta here!
She looks like Jeffrey Dahmer
uhh source?
Sauce my bru!!
Nope. Hard and angry.
I'm sure the 278 people who still watch CNN will be thrilled.
Ayyyyy
Is this a shitbot auto reply?
Kek
what the fuck you talking about "they always have her"...fuck this whore she prolly on her right now basing in the glory of her own bullshit reporting
How much booze did this cunt's mom drink to give her this high a level of fetal alcohol syndrome?
Sellout
Ooh, it's so windy here, Richard... Richard? D-Dick? So windy out here... my hair is being b-blown... every which way... Oh, Richard... Tell me about white nationalism.
anyone w/ source want to break my no fap?
hearty kek
Literally who gives a shit?
She can eat my cheesy smelly smegma
I want to cum in her mouth and nose
>shes in
Who is that downie and how is this shit politics?
fuck I hate that side eyed ugly fuck. did her dad fuck a goat? Is she one of the chimaras Alex Jones was talking about???
Lads I want to fuck that extra chromosome out of her.
What do?
you could grab on to her eyes and really force it in there
I can barely contain my laughter
Imagine grandmas, liberals, and faggots turning into CNN, and seeing this r63 version of Quasimodo blankly staring back at them.
I imagine the CNN staff will pretty her up a bit, probably change the glasses. Maybe use digital effects to reduce the forehead.
Also, I knew Vice was butt buddies with the liberal news outlets, but I guess just sucking their dicks and cupping their balls isn't enough to make it in. You need to go interview cripplechan's roller-gnome to make it to the big leagues. Who would have thought Wheels would have actually been good for something.
>payed
you have to go back chink shill
CNN is trolling us or they really think she can help them take us down.They are still really butthurt about the 'CNN is fake news' memes.
I'm writing to your local walmart to have you banned from the peanut butter aisle missy.
sideways vagina
I remember when CNN was a real news outlet. They were always corporate globohomo whores but they maintained a veneer of legitimacy. What they're doing now is akin to a junkie begging to suck your cock for a fix.
>CNN
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>elle reeve
i can't decide if she's pretty or not...